November 28th, 2007
Long Live The King
Oh hark here ladies and gentlemen and hark here good, ye shall.
Yesterweek, when I chanced upon the miserable weather that was 5 celcius, I had to throw on layers and layers of clothes upon mine humble body. I had on me 4 layers of clothes and I then thought of a very complex mathematical equation to roughly calculate how it’d be if the weather got worse.
After 45 pages of extremely complicated and indecipherable numerical scribblings, I finally came to the absolute conclusion that indeedy indeedy, under the harsh weather of the following months to come (-20c), I’ll have to wear a total of…..20 layers. (said complicated mathematical equations and whatnot shall not be revealed lest I confuse everyone to the brink of mental implosion)
Oh sekian kawan kawanku sekalian, let me ask ye this. How is it possible to throw on so many layers upon oneself without the possibility of suffocation?
But that was in the past for ye listen here good, the future holds much more than 20 layers of clothing. Trust me upon this for today I will prove to all my kingsmen that nothing, I repeat to thee, nothing will ever come in the way of the greater good.
Yes, I grant all of you to stare at me in disbelief for a second. What is she trying to say, you scratch your head in animalistic fury?
Today, I shall create history!
Today, I shall defy gravity!
Today, I shall be thy king!
For today, thy king will weareth the shortest of all short skirts with GASP, nothing underneath except a paltry piece of cotton around thy king’s loins. Thy king shall brace the coldest of all cold! Thy king shall prove to all the men in this world that she can surviveth and surviveth very well she shall.
Bow to thy king and thy blessing shall be granted..
Thy beloved king may not look like she’s showing a lot of skin but those shoddy stockings disappeareth into them boots after a while, leaving at least 10 inches of precious skin for the wind to playeth around with. But it’s okay, for I am thy king! and thy king shall embraceth the cold like her bestest comrade..
Shit, thy king is late for her class!
No, laugh no more ye damned fools! Control your incessant mirth or hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, I warn thee!
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(why suddenly ur english so good ur majesty wtf)
i think it’s a first year syndrome to wear skirts out in winter! i did that at 0C also…. but never again wtf i’m too smart for that young foolishness now wtf
Yea your english ! I suddenly felt like I was in some english class wtf !
I remember in first or second year .. there was this first sunny day after the cold winter , me and Audrey thought that spring came, so both of us wore sleeveless shirt and mini skirt and we ate our lunch outside == And it was only 4 C i think.
Are you going to walk through campus ringing a bell wtf. Hear ye! Hear ye! wtf
I hope you won’t freezeth to death
I miss you, your majesty wtf.
*cries*
=____=
I thought I am reading the King Author story book..you are cool..haha….sexy suet is the King,*salute*
did barry write this entry? because starting from the first line i was picturing him all the way wtf.
wtf. the whole time im picturing the “Emperor’s New Clothes” storybook flipping its pages in front of my face. Are ye Scottish my king for you are wearing a skirt like thy kilt for good manhood air circulation. Embrace thy lovely weather while the cool winter breeze envelope thy sexy thighs and may your Majesty and your Majesty’s *ahem* brotherhood stand strong forever.
In a commoner’s term, woman please bundle up later too cold u get sick how!! pneumonia wtf.
so brave T.T
It was like 14 degrees here and I was already bundling up, with a scarf and some uber blob-ish wool gear.
Tip: Wear something really tight as your first layer…better insulation
wtf i thought i’m at the wrong site -__-
lol babe better where more la . after fall sick you’r gona need manja from baz and you can’t get it physically since he’s not with him .
wah your hair dam long O.o
hahahah nice entry. and damn brave you are too
as they say in ANTM 9, beauty and agony lives side by side T___T
hahahahaw!
what course are u taking at Holy Yolk?
5 degrees , and u wore skirt, wtf? don’t feel cold down and under meh? =P
I thought I came to the wrong blog wtf.
whoa. thou english good, thou entry nice. i like this entry! =)
wah, why u so free write in shakespearean eng?? haha.
aud, T____T just because i always write stupid entries with msian english doesn’t mean i’m not capable of writing in good english right T_T yalah but i did not regret wearing the short skirt cause everyone praised and clapped when thy king walk past them wtf
angie, oh thy king shalt do that too, but let me recuperate and i shall return stronger than today!
jam, hahahhaa wtf hear ye! are you making fun of thy king, my humble servant? i hope not for i’ll be damned if you were wtf
kaze, i..miss u too my humble servant but i have more to my kingdom than missing my friends, for i am thy king..wtf
kimfei, yes thy blessings hath been granted, scurry away now my humble servant! for thy king hath more important matters at hand wtf
clem, oh poor me, write in slightly better english without the wtfs and lahs, i’m now accused of not writing my own work. oh humble servant, what hath i done to deserve such malicious slander? don’t you remember what hath thy king done for this kingdom?
waifon, hahahha brotherhood ye say? thy king is bigger than brotherhood and although thou hath all reasons to worry for me, but i will surviveth! for i am thy king..wtf
jayne, thank you for thy advice, my humble servant. thy blessings hath been granted and thou may leaveth now.
cass, i know!! my hair super long edi! don’t worry my humble servant, i shall surviveth, for i am thy king..
foongjin, my bravery is nothing compared to what i hath done to my kingdom. i thank thee for thy blessings and scurry away ye shall, my humble servant!
esther, thy king is not at holy yolk for thy king has her own kingdom! wtf anyway i’m taking econ wtf
lulu, no! of course not! ye humble servants do not know anything! for i am thy king, and thy king will braceth everything!
jac, no my humble servant, thou art indeed in the right blog. i grant thee the permission to leave now, and i thank thee for coming.
gwen, i thank thee for thy blessings, my humble servant. thou shalt leave now, scurry away quietly thou shalt!
ron, for I am thy king..and thy king hath too much time in her hands. but worry no more my humble servant, for thy king shalt be occupied with her kingdom in the next few days.
hahahahha this is funny! u are a crazy king, but very pretty too lol
HAHAHA. wtf.
are you trying to sound scottish cuz i damn hate the accent wtf. irish also wtf.
aiyah i also wear skirt in damn cold weather la ok with one thin shirt and summer coat omg i am the king!
cibai la u. *shakes*
whoahh…humble servant…aaye..my Lord…
Wtf this is damn funny lol!
got keris behind that yellow dress ah?
Congratulations for Thy King hath overcometh the severe weather!
Most importantly u must cover ur body, nevermind about ur kaki.
You’ll get use to it soon.
Hail Thy Majesty!
*bows*
mell, haha i thank thee, my humble servant.
lulu, wtf you back wtf
tze, in 3C too?! Don’t lie to thy king ah wtf
kaze, cibai is far too harsh a word for me to say hmmp wtf
kimfei, aye you back wtf
nadia, i thank thee for thy blessing and you may leave now wtf
iwan, wah how you know! tada! wtf
yenn, eh really cannot lah must cover kaki also. i seriously almost died just to prove that i am thy king wtf
hallo everyone, suet wrote this post herself ok, i’m her usual editor but i didn’t have to do anything to this post. so no ah clem, not me. i can’t wear skirts also wtf.
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wtf some people damn stupid wan la ok dun undertsand wtf u’re writing wanna simply assume stuff..
anyway 5degrees is fine as long as u insulate ur petpet properly wtf. that means no thongs!