January 4th, 2008
My wish this year
After all the New York hoo haa aside, let me blog about my one and only wish for xmas and new year. Yes you guessed it right, it’s world peace *dabs wet eyes cause too touched wtf
Righttt..
Anyway my one and only wish this year, as like any other year, is to have bigger boobs. I know I know please don’t go WTF SHUT UP LAH because you really don’t understand my misery okay T_____T
If you are:
1. someone who goes aiyah big boobs for what no use also! but when you see a picture of two girls who look exactly alike but one with normal looking B cup boobs and one who is completely flat, (look me in the eyes now and be completely honest)which one will you look at first? obviously the one with boobs right!!! (i can see everyone going ahh, she’s so right! wtf)
2. someone who already has relatively normal boobs and won’t understand my pain
3. a man
then you don’t need to read this post cause you won’t understand how I feel anyway. Okay that aside, let’s continue with this nonsensical post.
God please, I know you know I always tell people that you don’t exist. I know I always give you a major headache with my long list for xmas etc but now, I’ve shortened my list to just ONE thing! Okay I’ll give you ONE more chance to prove yourself to me, God. If I wake up tomorrow with B cup boobs, I swear in front of all these people that I will forever be indebted to you after this. I’ll be the next mahatma gandhi/ mother theresa and I’ll make sure world peace won’t be a taboo anymore.
BUT if I wake up tomorrow with the same ol’ grapes for my boobs, I will once and for all renounce my faith in you. (not that I haven’t almost already). Pleaseee God all you have to do is just lift up your almighty fingers, grab that plasticine or clay and paste it on my chest! (NOT TUMMY OK)
So why am I not satisfied with my current grapes? I don’t see why I need to answer this but have you ever tried on the nicest dress/top ever and when you look into the mirror you see the most beautiful girl staring back at you BUT when you look lower you see an emptiness so vast it blinds your eyes?! It sucks I tell you.
I tried on push ups the other day and it didn’t work either, like..nothing was pushed up! I tried wonderbra and the one with water too but nothing worked. I’m so frustrated I feel like changing my sex huhuh. I mean if I’m small sized and thin and have no boobs then I wouldn’t have minded cause it will be proportionate to my body but I’m neither small nor thin!
T_____T Barry asked me if I have to sacrifice one thing for just one cup bigger what will it be? I said my tummy T_T Sorry tummy I’d have to trade you in this time T_T
Sigh how! I’ve already decided. If God didn’t work his miracles by tomorrow, I’ll give myself another few years. When I’m 22 (after college) and when I obviously can’t grow no more, I’ll get breast implants. (and as soon as i device a plan on how to hide them new boobs from my parents wtf) There you go, secret’s out. It’s not easy living with 12 year old boobs for the rest of your life okay and I shall hear no more about this!
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Okay okay here’s the picture of the smallest dog in the world! Ok maybe not in the world, but she’s the smallest compared to all the cats!
Her name’s Lucy! Like Lucy in the sky with diamonds..
She shivers whenever I pick her up
So small! you can easily kill her with one step!
She likes to shake my hand but won’t stand still for one shot
Midnight and Isaboo
Midnight sleeping near my feet
Baby Jesus wtf
Santa Claus, where are my B cup boobs!?
very nice decoration, it has lights too!
the people will move around on the skating rink!
Man, I’ve been blogging for 4 hours now, amidst all that chatting and blog-surfing but it’s okay, it’s not like I have anything else to do anyway. Ho hum life is sooo good when you have nothing to do.
The guys are playing video games now and I shouted “I’m bored” but no one cared. I just tried “I’m naked!” but only Barry looked at me. What does that girl from Final Fantasy have that I don’t! Must be the boobs =(
p.s: grades are out! my gpa is pretty good =DDD but that’s probably cause my classes this semester are really easy. One more month till next semester T__T
p.p.s: it’s finally -23 celcius now T_________T
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why you sound so emo bout boobs wtf. mine are growing and im losing weight hohohohohoh i knew i would after exams!
and pls la im nowhere near 46 ok wtf
i missed u suet /boo
Have you tried other ways? Like massaging that area? Or eat more chicken neck (ppl said there are more hormones there..lol)?
Or you could try a more natural way. Get pregnant. Apparently boobs grow very well during that time (and sometimes it stays that way, I think). =)
To be honest, if you ask me to choose between an ugly girl with big boobs and a pretty girl with small boobs, I will choose the latter. =P
Happy New Year btw.
I’m going to go back to MOHO and start a SAVING SUET’S BOOBS MISSION. I will train them like how my hiphop teacher trained me wtf
GRAPES WTF
ei angie how to train boobs?!
i like my boobs now but once i get off the pill imma join suet in the operation theatre wtf
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my friend tried the whole papaya milk story and she measured like every week and she said it works although REAAALLY slowly. she said blend fresh milk with papaya. dont buy from those drink stalls wor.
another friend made herself fat to get boobs den exercised the fats away and wore a corset for a year to push some more fats into her boobs. apparently it worked magic @_@
and eat more chocolates and chicken breast meat ;p
ps. the cats damn nice *hearts*
babe your boobs very nice wat!!! you’re not a B meh?!?!
HAHAHHA GRAPES AHHAHAHHA WHAT A BRILLIANT WAY TO DESCRIBE BOOBS!
eh but i’m not making fun of your boobs ok cos your boobs look fine to me and honestly i prefer people who has smaller boobs cos big boobs look obscene eeyer. you once said you like my boobs (thanks!) but sorry i don’t like them =( i’d prefer them to be smaller.
and you ARE small and thin lah what are you talking about!
haha… may you wish come true!! try changing your diet to eating more dairy such as cheese and milk.
a friend of mine’s cup size increased after being in the US for 9 months. haha.. maybe you need to eat more!!
anyway, have fun…dont fret!! sometimes large boobs are hard to maintain when you get old.
haha.. u don’t look like u have a flat chest tho =)
tze, hahaha wtf why u said all that then suddenly u miss me wtf. of course emo lah damn flat ok airport wtf
andrew, BUT what if u have to choose between both equally pretty girls but one without boobs and one with! hah! now that’s the question. it’s not questioning whether better with big boobs or ugly face, it’s just that it’s better with bigger boobs la. damn emo wtf. chicken neck!??! wtf my mom say got alot poison one wor cause the dunno what node wtf
angie, hahahah wtf are u gonna make them do push ups and all that wtf. push ups push up bras wtf
aud, hahahaha okay we shall brace it together ok! along with the rest of the club + 1 (angie wtf)
gin, eh teh papaya thing sounds better than putting on weight la although it works slowly. nvmla i got 4 years to let it work its wonders! BUT got no papayas here lah how leh! and your that friend who wore corset, what’s her cup size now? real anot!!
pinkpau, huhu nolah i’m an A+ wtf, which is smaller than an A wtf
eevon, nolah i dont like thaaat big also, i just want normal boobs is that too much to ask for wtf. dont need C or D la i just want B huhuuh. and im 50kg am i small now wtf
crash, i eat more than get fat how! cant lah i really dunwan to gain weight no matter what. cheese and milk will make me fat only huhu. now i drink a glass everyday but still nothing one!
mindy, cause i dont really wear low cut stuff i guess. dont have edi summore wanna flaunt meh wtf.
What is wrong with your boobs >____> I don’t believe you you let me see this summer
skyler, eh u commented one sec after my comment wtf. it’s wrong lah ok i let u touch also wtf. i seriously am willing to show them to anyone who dont believe me wei seriously just to make them agree with me. only girls la of course wtf. straight girls wtf.
i dun believe you. can i touch now. =)
Hi suet~
I think I can understand ur boobs problem…I felt like my boobs was small back when I was around 15 or so (was an A cup), I used to use push-ups so it would look larger and imo, more ‘normal’ looking.
Now that I am going on 20 this year and thank goodness it grew for the past years and I am a normal B cup now! So maybe yours is just slow in growing…
But I have to say that there are pros and cos of being booby / flat. Like for example, you look better wearing really low plunging neckline dresses if you’re small up top as compared to big boobs. (plus you can go braless) And you can fit into short and small tops without the annoying stretch there…
The skinny small boob model look is really sexy in my opinion..
Gimme ten years, and if I haven’t failed along the way, I’ll give you a pair of knockers so big, Lolo Ferrari’s gonna roll in her grave. wtf.
Faster come back so that GB can download the last issue of Y and share it with me! wtf. Merry Russian Orthodox Christmas and a Happy New Year. Wtf.
we’re in the same boat here. i need bigger boobs too. i’m getting more and more interested in getting a boob job, esp when i see girls in low cut tops or dresses looking so “delicious” LOL…i too feel like a 12 year old boy with grapes… and need to wear a camisole along with my low cut tops because i have nothing to show!!! i hope low cut tops go out of style soon to end my misery. but everytime i go shopping, it seems like it’s the only style that’s popular. nothing i do will make it grow. i think it stopped growing when i was 13. SAD!!!! maybe i will post about my predicament on my blog too…
here’s to bigger boobs!
i know exactly how u feel…T___T….cuz i am A cup boobs too….T___T …even my form 2 sister is now same stage wit my boobs…..damn devastated ….T___T…and i seriously prayed every year that it wud grow at least 1 or 2 inch….T___T
I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL *clutches your hand
But I don’t really mind ’cause it doesn’t hurt when I jog WTF geddit geddit
And the dog so cute!!! Won’t the cats tear it apart
I FELT THAT WAY TOO!!
my (almost) C cup friend kept making fun of my boobs everytime we go shopping together =(
but then the bf said it was just nice and slowly i started to feel they were not that small after all (wtf)
so make barry say your boobs are great! (wtfwtf)
if all else fails, I heard push up corsets work
sigh….sama here. anyway, i love to think about Kate Moss when i get too depress about my er…. little boobs.
Kate Moss = A cup.
let’s repeat,
Kate Moss = A cup
kennysia, only for girls!! wtf
alice, but im already 20 this year!! and they havent grown since i was 14 leh. must be all that sports bras and diets T__T yah i agree also sometimes it’s better to have smaller boobs than too big la.
fuzzy, hahaha i thought u wanna be doc? now wanna become plastic surgeon ah! i dunwan that big all i want is a B =(
pensive, hello looks like you are one of the very few people who understand me T___T yes here’s to bigger boobs! we are not asking for much, just a B right?. huhu
mizlynn, my sis who’s one year younger than me has boobs twice mine T__T and taller than me T___T
jam, ya true when i play sports then i feel very light haha. nolah the cats don’t care about her also. they just go meh. wtf
fern, he always tells me that but i just dismiss his comments wtf. ya i think i’ll try corset lah but it’s so uncomfortable!
vss3t, eh i thought she did boob job edi!! but but she’s so pretty..so she got advantage over us flatties edi T_T
No lah, memang plastic surgeon one. Must get MD first maa… Nvm Nvm. Will give you 25% off or C for the price of B! Wtf. But then again, you have to wait in line la. My grandma made me swear that she’ll be the first client. And if you’re wondering, no, not for breast enlargement!
lol okay. you look good anyway!
hahaha this entry so funny! (even though i know u were talking abt a very ‘serious’ issue wtf)
i guess god doesnt want everybody to be perfect … u got a pretty + fair face, screw the boobs lar! think about it, even if you and another pretty girl (with big boobs) walked down the street, ppl will still look at the BOTH of you wat.
p.s. btw i dunno if applies to everyone with a Bcup++ boobs but its not really easy to find clothes to wear also. @_@ (i.e. wear tank top look damn fat)
HARLOW well i say EAT MORRRE!
once u gain weight u gain boobs too! but later that u gotta workout(hard) to tone up the excessive fat lar eg.double chin, flabby arms, tummy and fat ass dengzzz. T___T speakin from experience wei.
okay on 2nd thought, u might not wanna try that..
Maybe you should eat more papaya? I don’t know. Most people said that anyway. =)
You should try to eat more also, I’ve lost a lot of weight now and my boobs became smaller. *sob sob*
Hahaha yeah la I saw I missed the comment replying session T___T wtf
Ok I guarantee I am 100000% straight you let me touch
oh my.. NY does look really fun. sigh. haha.. i don’t mind having a bigger boobs either.
Haha… that’s my wishlist every single year since I was a teenager and it’s been 10 years and still *look down* no change. Well, to bigger boobs!!!
fuzzy, ok settle i go find u k!!! hahahah why your grandma so cute!! isit face lift wtf.
mindy, thanks =D
liz, hmmmm i dunno lah cause never have big boobs before. but yah my ribcage really damn big one so sometimes im quite thankful that i dont have huge boobs cause if not sure look damn top heavy also.
louv, i used to be really fat but i lost weight when i was 14, which was supposedly the growing period lah. so i guess that’s why my boobs cant grow edi. i dont wanna gain weight cause losing weight is the hardest thing to do man.
lovie, dont have papayas here in US T__T and i cant gain weight anymore lah im already 50kg ok T_________T
skyler, ok our summer rendezvous wtf
ping, eh your boobs damn big edi!!!
abby, wah 10 years!! means if u’re 20 u started wishing since u were 10 ah! so young wtf. ok to bigger boobs!
How about this:
http://www.kilian-nakamura.com/blog-english/index.php/f-cup-pudding-boosts-busts-through-snacking/
You gotta give credits to the Japanese for coming with something like this! =)
atleast now ure having winter at US….u can cover ur breast with thick clothes and no one wud notice wether ure having big or small boobs rite…keke…:p
Hey, ur so pretty and smart already…try focussing more on ur good traits when u get upset over ur boobs. Then maybe u’ll see that being slightly imperfect ain’t that bad after all.
Plastic surgery is risky as it’s harder to detect lumps (if u have any) for breast cancer or watsoever..
i recommend a famous breast massager in Thailand..forgot her name. just google her(maybe “famous breast massager in bangkok” or etc) because i did it half a year ago and she came up a lot. apparently u just pay a few thou, not more than 4 k if i’m not mistaken and she can massage ur boobs til it’s a few inches bigger. maybe even a difference in cups.
good luck!
andrew, eh i like mango pudding lah where can i find that!!
mizlynn, haha ya and fat also ppl wont notice cause i wear 5 layers anyway
cy, eh really one anot!! pay 4k for a massage it better be good ok! then i try massaging myself see whether it works anot ans save that 4k!
According to the link, you can order them online but the product page is in japanese. i cant read japanese so im not sure! lol… Dont blame me if it doesnt work ar…i’m not their agent.
urs isnt a B already??? omg… than im an A??? =_= i think urs already hit B la suet… wtf
she was like A cup. now shes like 75B or bigger or sumtin. i 4got. and she onli did that at like 20+
but she said have to get fat first also la “=_=