February 28th, 2008
Random
Today I ate the biggest cookie in the world! It’s oatmeal raisin and I LOVE oatmeal raisin! I hate chocolate chip cookies especially the brown ones but oatmeal cookies are seriously sent from heaven. Especially this one!
I ate half of it then only remembered to take a picture! So freaking big, even bigger than my whole face! It’s $1.50 for this huge piece of heaven and it lasted me two days =D BEST cookie in the world. I still feel all warm and fuzzy inside when I think of how the first bite almost sent me flying. mmmmmm
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I officially hate snow, yes, although it’s my name. It keeps snowing and snowing! HELLO it’s almost March already ok?? Spring already ok!! Argh.
And I really hate period it’s the worst thing in the world T______T I was on the pill last month and completely forgot how it feels like to have period cramps (cause I won’t get cramps when I’m on the pill) and when they attacked again in full-blown turbulence yesterday, I really almost died =( I feel like dying!!! It’s so freaking painful until dunno what ok T___T
All I wanna do right now is take a knife and slice my stomach open and cut my uterus out and step on it and scream at it until it behaves then I’ll put it back and live happily ever after. Okay whoever who chose Creationism can you please kindly explain to me why did God choose to give period to women! So freaking unfair no wonder they said God is a guy. All guys get is what? Wet dreams every once in a while, how can that even compare to our painful period!!! Bleed to death every month from all that loss of blood and cramps T__T
Damn painful I just want to curl up in my bed and cry to sleep but I can’t cause I have so much work to do. Woe is SO me this time!
p.s: I was washing my hair when I noticed that my hair actually reached my belly button! OMG !XOBILE wtf so long I swear my hair is 1 kg now! And I was playing with my hair in class and I saw one strand actually had 5 split ends T____T
p.p.s: We got bored after dinner so we did something stupid wtf. Anyway watch this original advertisement first:
Ok, we did a spoof on the 3rd part cause Aud has a huge forehead too wtf
HAHHAHA we are so damn sohai la! sorry ah I look damn ugly. Keep complaining about my workload but still got time to do all this =.= goodnight!
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wtf looks like penyapu ok ur hair wtf. er nothing else to comment lalalala wtf
take evening primrose oil…very effective! but might get pimples lor ;(
how come almost every entries of urs r so so funny one = = But keep up the gud job!=P
btw,ur menstrual pain sound very serious..better go hav a check wif the doctor or sth..n pills arent gud for health rite?
and what is !Xobile?
agree! y only women get period?! the pain we go thru evry mth, arghhh…
WTF what are u apologizing for =.= should I slaughter a cow and pray with incense then cos I look about 496060 x worse than u T________T
yalah what lah should show how pretty cough cough my sister was before the headband mah! flowerhorn fish wtf
i lap you waving finger!
how could anyone hate CHOC chip cookiesssssss? *Gasp*
damn sohai lol!!!! i love the accent of “peppermint field gel” so free ar you hahahhaha
hahahaha the original ad damn funny! and aud’s forehead isn’t that big
HAHAHAHA FIVE SPLIT ENDS?!!! I didnt know that was possible
omg, those thai ads are the funniest thing man. my goodness, the 3 of u really get up to the strangest things possible, makes reading urs and audrey’s blog a lot of fun
Hey, you may try taking evening primose oil or borage seed oil. They are both contain GLA which is good to provide relier to menstrual. And, it actually also helps in preventing acne. I’m taking Borage oil now and it’s really good!!!
aiya!!! spelling mistake!!
“…provide RELIEF to menstrual PAIN….”
hahaha.. next time go find a cookie cake. they are a size of a pizza.
weird, how could anyone dont like choc chip cookies?
as for auds ad! haha.. a good laugh always help to ease the pain of studying!!
yeah i am in a part time program working on my mba. 5 more courses and i am done.. woohoo..
WTF HAHAHAHAHAHA WHY LIKE THIS HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA aud u need to do something about your eyebags wtf
i tried having one strand with 7 split ends T__T lucky number wtf and i wanna play with it the strand of hair just break off… T_________T yah i dun used to have cramps but as i grow older as a woman my pain is getting worse… T_T nvm lar maybe the more painful it is, the more womanly you are… *proud*
haha cilaka. *thumbs up. but macam the credits take longer than the ad itself. lol but still awesome!!
HAHAHAHAAaAa!!!! u realli damn free to do all this.. but it’s realli funny la, do more ok wtf..
take it easy on the pain.
I used to have really bad ones too, still do ocassionally. Try putting HOT water into a plastic water bottle and roll the bottle onto ur tummy. Didnt take no pills and it worked well for me.
hope itll work u too…take care wey
wah omg I never knew ppl took birth control pills can be for period wei *noob*
last time my friend told me she’s taking birth control pills and I was like “why ah izzit cheaper than condoms?” AHAH
seriously I also hate being female la. damn mafan rite!! but honestly though I’ve only had period cramps once in my life o_O i mean the really bad type lah. Usually only a bit of discomfort only, but my friend told me ppl who dont have cramps will suffer during pregnancy wtf
i hate hate hate hate period too!!! my cramp is always the reason i play truant ok because so painful until i just wanna sleep on the bed and cry the night away and hoping that it will be better tomorrow.. T_______________________________T
hiya! rmb the previous post and I wondered if “she” would retaliate? apparently, she has.
haha. All your supporters firing at her now.
and the video. hahaha. the credits longer than the actual ad.. hahaha!
T_T I dunno what to say T_T
Flowerhorn fish Fa Lo Hon wtf AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
!XOBILE!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…
That is hilarious goddammit!!!
WTF!!!!!!!!
hahaha babe why are you guys so free! i thought you have mountains load of work to finish!
hey i take evening primrose too but have to take it everyday+consistently. if on and off like me still suffer cramps like me T__T but only 2nd day so no biggie.
so much of work to do,and still got time ah?
Argh,talking about period cramps….
What are you talking bout, Suet? Guys have balls to be kicked or kneed. It’s maybe as painful as giving birth!
And huge forehead is a really sensitive subject, ok. People keep on giving me advice to stop my “balding”. wtf.
my hair reaches my navel too!!!11 my mom said it looks like horse tail WTF T___T so bad.
dunno why when i was watching the credits part of the video i was expecting a ‘wtf’ but got disappointed in the end. HAHAHA.
aud, wtf
kim, i dont want pimples! and effective meh i took for a mth and still hurts like hell so i don’t take anymore
sam, hahah i dunno why am i funny sorry ah wtf. sigh i dunnola serious anot apparently it’s normal. pills arent good for health? why so? ixobile is a joke la! never watch rusell peters ahh
hayley, >=( yala! cis
aud, ahahhahha nola somehow i think u look good! wtf
baz, hhaha fa lo hon wtf i lap u too babi
vic, i dunno i don’t really like choc =(
michael, hahhaha it’s in thai hahahah
foongjin, haha but it’s the biggest among us wtf hahaha
wz, I DIDN’T KNOW TOO1!!! until yesterday………
kris, hahah got another ad damn funny until dunno what which we’ll try to remake next time. hahah we damn mou liu la actually wtf
shirley, borage oil?? ok i’ll see about it. but u know la damn lazy wanna take everyday wtf
crash, wah damn big! i dunno i dont like choc one =( oooh mba..
tze, hahhaha ya wtf
huiting, 7!!!! ok u are worse now wtf i read ur comment and i thought u’re huiwen wtf why u all talk alike! ya the more womanly right…haih life is like that lar wtf
bellifer, hahhaha wtf
cryst, hahah we will! with ur support we will!! wtf
chelle, ya i tried that too!!! but it didnt work like only got worse wtf
liz, eh no la not for period also la ehem wtf. u got once only?!?! how lucky T___T eh really ah means i wont suffer!! cause used to the pain edi isit wtf
elaine, ya me tooo T________T but i wont ponteng la ill go school and cry wtf
jiawei, wht u mean she retaliated? i dont read her blog anymore. haha
jam, hahahah wtf why u dunno wht to say are u ashamed of us wtf
porcupine, hahahha its thaaat funny meh!
cass, ya we were too stressed from work edi haha. ya i dont take consistently tht’s why not effective. mine suffer BEFORE and on first two days leh damn sial
missy, hahaha we damn free la dunno why
fuzzy, how often do u get kicked as opposed to us getting period every month leh! hahah wtf
eh eh, each of us definitely got ball-related injuries more than you guys will ever give birth eh… Unless you’re Arab. wtf.
hahahahahahahah! audrey’s forehead is not half as high as that girl’s can! wth i think that’s the biggest forehead i’ve ever seen =O
You are having period cramps ? Don’t you worry ! Use Peppermint Field Gel! *smiles*
hahahahaha general liew suet li this post is damn funny that i dunno which part i want to laugh at first!
!xobile
eh why you didn’t reply to my comment only one T__T
hahahaha why you all so sohai ones T_______T i was laughing my head off!
aud’s forehead not as bad as the thai girl’s one.
eh, is clubbing at US good?
hey your ps girl dedicated an entire post to you and she really insulted you a lot! :S
don’t worry i saw a lot of people supporting you! she is so immature for doing that. i feel like i’m watching someone who’s really bad at dancing on stage and embarrassing herself lol!
i tagged u ok so u better do! i nvr do tags wan so u must T.T
i love oatmeal raisin one too! usually from subway one.. really yummy. haha and i get what you mean by stabbing the uterus.. so feel like doing that sometimes
The ‘poink’ sound when your great finger poked Audrey’s head was funny AHHAHAHAHAHA.
*poink*
i dont like choc chip cookies, but i love oatmeal raisin cookies too! YAY. i love subway’s white chip macademia too! dont know wtf i talking abt, damn bored.
we can form one international club alr. similar height, weight and hair-length and eating habits hahahaha.
fuzzy, hahahah wtf nola cannot count like that, must count period la!
gwen, hahahha ya but hers is highest among us wtf
angie, HAHHAHAH
pinkpau, that funny meh wtf! sigh i also dunno why haha
eevon, hahahha sorry i missed it! i was replying comments when u commented! yaa your hair very long too! haha no wtf cause it wasn’t us who edited the video! it was mild!
ozzie, hahah erm ive never been clubbing before cause underaged T_______T but according to aud it’s alright only la i think
jean, ya i saw. haih whatever la
tze, okkk but if i do the tag will be sooo boring lor!
ping, haha ya subway’s one nice also but this one nicest ok!!!
michelle, got poink meh oh hahahha
ron, hahhaha maybe we should wtf. or maybe! u are practising suetlism edi wtf
what pills you take ? my sister’s like a dead log everytime her period comes
wtf how can like that one!
Ok, ok. Then compare the pain to the emotional and sometimes physical pain we get whenever you guys have PMS, wtf.
Grew up with two sisters with super PMS, it’s a traumatic experience, i tell you. wtf
hahahaha! so funny! why is audrey bald girl? and you kinda look like a thai girl in the video. hehe…
Hello Suet,
I just started reading your blog and it has been a delightful experience.
If you’re lazy or don’t bother to take pills or anything, just make sure you don’t take any cold drinks or ‘cool’ food like pineapple, pulut, spicy food etc few days before your period.
During your period, trying eating fish oil, banana and corn flakes without cold milk. It eases period pain. Take hot showers and do some stretchings if you don’t know any yoga moves because it helps.
I always have period pain and I do these things to minimise the pain. Hope it works for you.
xoxo, Jov
*try eating