April 6th, 2008
Camwhore Attack
When in dire need of something to blog about, have no fear! For I have prepared a thousand bullets of camwhore pictures in case of emergencies like this.
Before I continue, let me tell you how much I hate drunk people. When I was showering, a bunch of guys came in and started talking to the other girls who were clearly drunk in the bathroom. Conversation went like this:
Guy 1: Hey girls can I come in?
Girls in unison: OF COURSE! PLEASE COME IN! We’re so drunk heheheh
Guy 2: oh wow you’re in towel…(referring to a girl there I suppose)
Girl in towel: oh really? hehehe I just showered!
Girls in unison: let’s go to our room! we have booooooze and we’re gonna get drunkkkkk hehehe
=.= Seriously I have doubts about where I am at times. I’m supposedly in a prestige, extremely intellectual women’s college? And yet why are there people like this here! Being in a women’s college sucks cause whenever a girl sees a guy, she gets extremely flirtatious and hiao and will go all bimboish. They even attack the young male chefs sometimes…. And the chefs here supposedly slept with half the population here already! why would an independent, highly motivated and intellectual woman go for an std-driven chef is way beyond me. But I guess in moments of desperation, anything trumps std.
Anywayyy out of boredom, we came up with this! Ways to wear your specs wtf sorry this one not as funny as the scarf one.
#1: Nerds getting very excited about learning
#2 Short-sighted girls pretending to look hot
#3 Nerdy girls in Mt Holyoke when they see guys wtf shanshan acting flirtatious while I’m pushing my specs up to see if that’s really a guy wtf
#4 Popo Ah Ma Nenek Tok Yam whatever rocks your boat wtf
#5 study until crazy already
#6 Nerds after getting a good bashing from the cool guys
#7 Too kiamsiap to buy new specs wtf
Haih sorry not funny. It wasn’t easy to come up with ideas! I think scarf is the most versatile one.
Stitch and Mr Harvard kissing
Pulling my bra straps while I secretly smile in glee wtf. Do you know my famous bra strap story?? Let me tell you!
Once upon a time when I used to be REAL fat, I had this super huge crush on this guy. He loved to go around pulling innocent girls’ bra straps. Poor me at that time was only 12 and boobless, thus had no need to wear bra. After witnessing my then love of my life pulling on bra straps, I went back home and demanded my mom to BUY ME BRA NOW NOW NOW. Poor unsuspecting mom can do nothing but bring her fat daughter on a bra shopping trip.
That was how I finally got my first bra!! The next day, I went to school with my new bra =D and waited for my then love of my life to pull my bra straps. I waited in agony (but full of patience) and my fruits of labor were reaped a week later when he finally walked behind me! I waited with bated breath and then the moment came! He pulled my bra straps just like how shanshan was pulling mine *big wet eyes
the end of dramatic story. in the end i lost interest in him and realized that he was just a good for nothing bra straps puller wtf
Note: the last picture right, how can anyone have such a nice smile! Like even if you cover her mouth, you know that she’s smiling cause her eyes are sorta smiling too..but mine..when I try to smile with my eyes…
this is how I look like T____T
pretending i have short hair again haha
looks damn real though!
ok the end no more.
p.s: new poll!
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All about me one duh my blog what. This shanshan damn stupid!!! I asked her this and she said she wants to bump into me in the toilet so she can hear me pee WHY IS SHE LIKE THAT SERIOUSLY DAMN DEMENTED wtf
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hehe. quite funny lah those photos =) when i smile oso my face big big. lol.
muahahah i love u girls’ pics.
more pls! haha
i have to say that you would look good in short hair.
glasses rock!
bump into you in the toilet HAHAHAHAHHAHA OMGLOLWTFBBQ!!!
basic kanji book? ur still in basic level? should not be wor~
haha, wateva u wan lahhh.. two pretty girls eh, phew-wheeep ^^
ugh pee fetish…
I wanna meet you in a mamak in your pajamas so you ask me to swear an oath of secrecy and bribe me with the nasi lemak kerang…. shit, my mouth’s watering.
and I just joined the shanshan fan club
i found your blog not too long ago and i got hooked!
great blogging skills and very intriguing !
12 years old already so hiao…I wonder what about now?
eh you look nicer with short hair!! haha wtf your bra story damn weird okay. I wish i dont have to wear a bra. T__T
why your ex crush got a fetish for bra strap pulling wan 0___0 so humsup wtf. thank god you saw the light and stopped liking him wtf.
eh u look damn hot in the #2 pic! very pretty! i chose ‘sit next to you in a rollercoaster ride’ cos sure damn funny one! and i dont know malay cos i never learn before la.. only know mari kita and ‘terima kasei’.
Why I kept on thinking of Japanese AV’s teacher and student scene. Shit, I’m so dirty thinking wtf.
sigh i dunno who’s hotter – you or shan shan T____T
wahahaahaha.. very the lawa girl! yosh!
I chose whatever you want la haih so fan
So make a list before you come back and I’ll fulfill it whatever you want la haih so fan
Haha kidding anything for youuuu <3
Hahaha…
i noticed something…
u really like wtf so much… XD
hahaha…
i chose sit beside u in roller coaster…
wondering what will u do… XD
<3
you look GREAT in short hair
. i chose the roller coaster one cause i’m sure it’ll be easy to bump into you in the mall! you know how small msia is. and the bra story is so, wtf? lol! i choked on my coffee!
2 hot girls pretending to look nerdy and… read the book upside down… LOL
Eh you look so good in the last 2 pics!!! Is it the short hair!!!
It’s not true ok!!!I just suggested the idea…doesn’t mean I want to bump into you in toilet T_T
whatever you want lah haih so fan wtf
=DDD
i wonder if my room mate in uni will be so pretty. haha. then can camwhore with me. hahaha.
please explain to me WHY IS ALMOST ALL UR PICTURES ALL SO DAMN UGLY ?!?!?! what happened to you T3T
jas, haihhh poor us!!
misshazel, hahha pressure!
ozzie, haha it’s fake wtf no glass one can poke your finger in one
michael, im not learning jap la shanshan is, im learning french sigh
=.=, hahaha wtf
fuzzy, cheh like i care if u see me in pajamas! nyeheh she’s pretty right!
jasmine, haha thanks =)))
cyan, WTF nola not hiao la just lack of attention and stupid wtf
alea, haih i wish so too sometimes. and thanks!
michelle, hahah yala haih kids ma they’re like that one wtf
ron, thanks! actually u might be disappointed cause im very quiet one i wont scream or anything will just close my eyes only haha. why u never learn malay one! are u from spore?
simon, WTF………..
pinkpau, haih dilemma wtf both la can ah can ah
mark, erm yosh back! wtf
jam, hahah wtf why everyone chose that T_T
ecl, wah why your name so long one. ya but i dont use it as much as last time already! haih u’ll be disappointed la i’ll keep quiet and close my eyes only haha
mel, erm heart back!
lysa, thanks! hahha ya so smart!! haih yala my childhood damn wtf one
cc, it’s not upside down leh!!
huiwen, i dunno maybe la! but i die die won’t cut!
shanshan, hehehehheheh i know u want to heheheh
linsey, hahahha why everyone chose tht leh!
jloi, hahah camwhore yourself also can what!
angie, what do you mean my love T_T i was supposed to look ugly but funny wtf
SHAN SHAN IS VERY DISGUSTING WHY!!!!!!!!!! u better make sure she’s in your room when u go to the toilet wtf
ya the scarf one more interesting la..hehe..anyway u two look great and cute
)
shan shan = HOT nerd
btw, I would wanna sit next to you in rollercoaster, then just as before the coaster car gonna go speeding down, I’ll pull your bra strap. hahahaha *evil*
i thought u know jap ==
i like spoken french though, sexy~~
suet u have really nice nose!! like those western ppl kind of nose. mine’s so flat
aiya you know you are beautiful no matter what in my eyes …/boo
ehhh when you smile with your eyes hor, damn familiar.
actually, you look familiar lah.
not counting the time i saw you in ktm wan la.
and the bra strap wan, huh!!?
what is his problem ROARRR.
OMG,who’s the bra strap puller. I still remember eating canned baked beans with eggs at your house when i was 11 or 12 years old?
seriously,whisper to me lah who’s tht dude. and i like picture #6. HAHAHA.
Suet Li isn’t as fat as she claimed to be lah.Okay i know this may be damn random,but what happened to Li Kuan huh? oh yeah,now that i remember. Puan Chia asked me the other day during CNY where’s Suet Li lol.
hehehe i love your blog! you make me laugh like dunno what. i look like shit too when i try to smile with my eyes T_T life is so unfair right
Hi Suet! I’ve always wanted to ask this: “Where’s ShanShan from?!!” Most certainly not from Malaysia kan? Keke… Erm.. .China? HK?
Interesting blog and pics! Keep it up!
LOL… i thought the book was upside down because the barcode was on top… silly me…
ya im from singapore. i thought i told u before! T__________T
tze, hahaha nola she’s just kidding. she saw ur comment and is upset wtf hahaha
hayley, ya sorry no ideas edi T_T
frus, wtf suet leh!!! WTF WHY U DAMN STUPID HAHAHAHHA
michael, nola i don’t. and my french also..erm ok only.
jh, haha thanks! i got my nose from my mom =)
angie, wtf wtf ok /boo
gwen, familiar? hmmm i wonder why!
mc, hahhaa u forgot edi meh who i had a HUGE crush on last time? megat remember! wtf i dunno why i still remember =.= and yes i was damn fat ok huhuuh li kuan is in aust now, we’re facebook buddies haha. haha she still remembers me ah!
j, hahaha really ah thanks! ya haih how to get far in life ar if our smile is so ugly wtf
yowie, hey! erm she;’s from china! and thanks =)
cc, hahaha ya i thought so too.
ron, i forgot sorry T_______T
I remembered when i was in MMU,my house mate and i studied until morning during exam,after we finished out study,we went to eat dimsum !!Crazy!
i like your eye make up! haha this post still funny haha
hahahhaha can’t believe you once fall for a bra strap puller. but don’t worry I once fall for a really lame guy who looooved to lecture stuff so I pretended I was smart and all hahaha
ja ja I heard Daphne said about the chef… she kinda got really hyper coz those guys look soooo HOT!!! O_o I’ll see some days hehe
Why you guys so cute with your glasses? ^^ plus I think we have twin hair style now =D
SHAN SHAN FROM CHINA? IN THAT MALAY VIDEO OF URS, SHE SPEAK MALAY ALMOST LIKE US!!!! I THOUGHT SHES MALAYSIAN ALL THIS TIME!!!! DAMN IT, YOU REALLY COACHED HER WELL IN BAHASA LOL!!!
“Do you know my famous bra strap story?? Let me tell you!”
Hahahhaha not even a pause in between to let people decide!!! lolllll….
But very funny la your bra strap story why are you so random! bet the guy is kicking himself now after seeing how you look woohoo lol.
i chose see you in pajamas at a mamak hoho and i hope they’re, like, mickey/donald/chipmunks kind
or the chinese kid kind!
felex, oh..but like a bit irrelevant to my post haha
tracy, which one? the short one? haha it’s fake though. yeah everyone is crazy over the chefs =.=
michael, WHY U SO EXCITED??? wtf hahaha ya i trained her to speak in manglish also! chun leh me
carol, hahaha then how? skip two lines so ppl can think meh hahaha nola my pajamas are just like big tshirt and shorts!
i feel like ur comments are never ending so here is another one wtf /boo
@Suet: nah I mean loooong (coz I’m stingy too hahah) brownish black hair with some layers ^^ ohhh and split ends too T_T
not sure lah,but i know its next month. ill go confirm confirm first k!
let me make it longer too~~~><
haha wth. what kind of who goes around and pull girls’ bra straps?? HAHAHA.
haha wth. what kind GUY of who goes around and pull girls’ bra straps?? HAHAHA.
wtf wtf. **haha wth. what kind of GUY who goes around and pull girls’ bra straps?? HAHAHA.
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