July 14th, 2008
Ways to eat Oreos
Warning: super loaded with pictures
Firstly, get a packet of Oreo cookies (of any size) in your nearest convenience store. Slowly and gently, open the packet with utmost delirium and sniff in the aroma of fresh Oreos. Mmm. Next, take out a piece of cookie carefully, making sure you don’t accidentally break it into pieces. Here are some ways you can enjoy that piece of sinful Oreo in your hand:
(here, I have a packet of Oreo double stuff cause it has double the filling but only 10 sen more!)
1. This is the most popularized method but also one of the best ways to enjoy Oreos. (descriptions are all very detailed on purpose)
With all your fingers from both hands, twist the two cookies. When you feel the release in tension between the filling and the cookie, separate the cookies.
If the cookies are perfectly separated with all filling on one side of the cookie and none on the other, this is called the perfect separation which has been idolized by many and perfected by few. I, fortunately, am the lucky few who can do it *beams with pride
Next, take the cookie with the filling and sensually, lick the filling off. You can also use your teeth to rake it off but beware, it might be too sweet for you to handle!
After you are happily satisfied with raking the filling, carefully place the cookie approximately 2cm from the rim of glass filled with milk. Alternatively, you can use coffee, milo, hot chocolate, juice, milkshake, whatever you can think of, but I like milk best.
Dunk the cookie into the glass of milk for ONLY 6 SECONDS! This ladies and gents, is my secret to the best dunked Oreo+milk ever! Do not reveal it to just any stranger! Remember, only 6 seconds and yes, count it out!
There you have it, the best twist, lick, dunk ever =)
2. Some people only like to eat the filling so twist the Oreo, lick the filling and erm, throw the cookies away. Or, donate it to your siblings. Or, give it to people in need. Or!
3. save the cookies for this purpose: Smash the chocolate cookies into pieces and mix them with ice cream (mmm, save money! don’t need to buy those icecream with oreo) or milkshake (super good!) or ice kacang!
4. smash the Oreo into pieces and add milk!
Instant Oreo cereal!
5. One small bite at a time and carefully examine the aftermath of that bite. Wipe off crumbs etc and continue taking another small bite.
6. Dip it in peanut butter!!
This is sooosososoosooo good! I just found out that Oreo already thought of this and has its own peanut butter + chocolate Oreos now. Bummer, I thought I was smart!
7. Oreo cheesecake mmmmmmm need I say more?
8. Take a cookie, separate it from its filling, take another cookie, separate it from its filling as well, combine the two filling– aiya whatever, just put all two Oreos into your mouth wtf
Guess how many Oreos I had in mine! nyehehe more than 2 but less than 5!
So, how do you like to eat your Oreos?
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There are just sooo many things to do with Oreos and I’m not saying this just because I’m writing an advertorial for them ok! Yesterday, we came up with tons of ideas but can’t do all of them cause we don’t have enough time but here’s what we did! Our own advertisement wtf
Warning: can be quite lame wtf
(pictures courtesy of Clem and his dslr =) )
Once upon a time, there lived a very happy couple.
Said happy couple wtf
Happy couple enjoying Oreos together (cue: awww)
Happy happy times =)
(I personally really like this picture)
Playing badminton with Oreo wtf hahaha
Caught it with my mouth! Really one!
Anywayyy, happy couple was separated when the boyfriend went to the US to further his tertiary education (true story wtf).
The girlfriend has no one to play badminton with =(
Or to sit see-saw with =((
No one to catch her when she slides down the slide.. =(((
Try as she might, she could not fall asleep at night any more.
So she called the boyfriend, hoping that he already arrived in the US safely. He did! And he told her that he had a surprise for her! He said he hid some treasures all over the house for her to find and that he had a secret message for her if she finds all of them!
So she went all over the house searching for his treasures. She looked into every nook and cranny, every bookshelf, every cabinet, and every drawer in hopes of finding the secret message her loved one wanted to tell her. (cue: dramatic emo song like “my heart will go on” wtf)
She found one cleverly hidden in the CD tray of her laptop!
And another one in the shoebox of her brother’s shoes!!
She was already getting very excited and started rummaging through the whole house to look for the last treasure!
And lo and behold!!
She found the last one in the pocket of her mother who was busy mopping the floor!
After cracking her head wondering where he hid the message, she gave up and twisted the Oreos open to lick the filling when..
She saw the secret message hidden in the very Oreos themselves! Awww..
But, whatever. That’s not gonna stop her from eating them anyway.
“Err, babe? BABE?? Darn, I should have known it was never about me, it was all about the Oreos!” cried her boyfriend on the other end of the phone.
The end wtf.
Another idea we came up with: Oreolympics! This is a really fun idea but could be quite hard to do so we aborted the mission. But can you imagine those tiny Oreos taking part in their own version of Olympics! Swimming, gymnastics, hurdle, running, hahah so cuteee!
p.s: don’t forget to answer these questions!
1. How do YOU like to eat your Oreos?
2. If there’s only one Oreo left in the world and you happen to have it, who would you share it with? Don’t say no one! Cannot so selfish!
My answers are all in the post already now tell me yours!
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my former paraguayan roommate used to burst into my room on those unfortunate days when i’d forgotten to keep my oreo pack and say “OOH OREOS CAN I HAVE SOME” in the same breath and then helped himself to them before i could say anything macibai. i had to resort to hiding the pack under my bed wtf.
i love having them oreos dipped into a glass of milk,but as for the 6 seconds tip you gave; i’m gonna try that out right now! =D Instead of being selfish,i think ill break it into half,then give the other half to my dog Brownie.
oh wait,chocolate flavoured stuffs are poisonous to dogs right? Hahaha,i shall just finish it all then. =))))
1. i like to eat my oreos without people stealing them wtf my housemate used to steal mine T____________T
2. erm… dunno i will sell it off wtf and make a fortune since it’s the last one wtf
Hmmm awww why you look so sad one wtf.
The oreo out of your mom’s pocket, that one really meh.
1. Vanilla icream dan susu segar, blend sehingga menjadi milk shake. Selepas itu, masukkan pecahan oreo. Gaul rata… selepas itu…. minum la milk shake anda yang teramat sedap sehingga anda lupa anda sedang ber diet. (Damn…)
2. Share? Saya nak share dengan Pak Lah… dengan SYARAT.. “Awal sikit per alihan kuasa boleh tak? Kalau peralihan kuasa tu minggu depan, satu oreo (termasuk dengan habuk oreo) saya bagi PAk LAh… OK kan?” Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee….. so happy happy gitu…
hahahah i like to dip them in milk! and, what happened to your earlier post? deleted? lol at tzeching’s answer to number 2.
hjahahahahahaha. crazyyy, so funny lah you.
LMAOOOO PWNAGE SIA. eh u two should appear in an actual oreos advertisement!
O_o you’re staying in ***?
i like oreos! like soo much but cannot eat anymore stupid lactose intolerance and damn lazy la to have to eat Lactaid each time I wanna eat some small quantities of dairy. T_____T so the best way is to avoid them completely haih.
hidden in CD tray WTF say goodbye to loading any discs from your laptop.. if it was real.
ooh which reminds me money please
i like the treasure story lo..
is very romantic..=p
is this an ADV? it sounds and ends like one.
the couple pics like so loving haha thats cute
i like to eat oreos with milk!
sometimes i twist it open, eat up the cream then only eat the cookies =p
hahaa i probably eat up the last oreo
orr dont eat la. go preserve it and frame it. -__-”
Hey, I love oreos too! my answers will be:
1. definitely with peanut butter, didn’t know someone else know this way too lol
2. nobody cuz I hate sharing!
iwan cmn: I believe sweatlee already classified this under advertorial and also mentioned it somewhere in the post.
See, sweat, I helped you!
ahaahh why you and barry so cute wan! a love story told in oreos wtf. and damn canggih ok the pics – dlsr ar?
er, i am lactose intolerant, so i can do the twist, lick but not the dunk wtf. but ya lah, damn greedy, nom only lah ahahahah
Hey I got that Mickey Mouse cup too! It’s free gift with every purchase of Darlie many many years ago!! LOL
owhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..so sweet!!
eh! i have my oreos with icecream!! saves me 4 bucks from buying McD oreo McFlurry ok!!
Share??? O_O
*stuffs everything into mouth*
share what?
*runs away*
haha so funny wan
yummmmm oreos =D
the post is so sweet though – you should send your concept and pics to advertisers or something and then get it shown on tv =]
oh and me, i like to eat like ten oreos in a row, but only the black bits. i take out the white cream bits from the 6 oreos, roll them into a ball shape hahaha and stab it with a toothpick. instant lollipop yay.
mmmm oreos! after reading ur post i really wanna eat them! wtf.
THIS BLOG IS SOOO NICE /BOO /BOOO I WANNA DO A PICTURE STORY ALSO /BOO
Hahaha that’s the most romantic portrayal of Oreo’s ever. Is so sweet, I like ^_^
1. Oreo milkshake, Oreo+milk, Oreo cheesecake, Oreo McFlurry….mmm basically any method of eating Oreos also I like. Actually I prefer the cookies themselves more than the filling, hehe
The Oreo cereal is a first though, must try it someday.
2. Hmm I will share it with my boyfriend of course! He eat the filling I eat the cookie. Lalalalaa…
p.s. Did you lose weight?
awww….so sweet la both of u!! *jealous*
1. i lurve oreo with milo. heheh…
2. erm…mayb with my bf kua…but i remembered he doesnt like oreo one :/
1. ermm… oreo mcflurry? hehehehe.
OMG i remembered going crazy over oreos with peanut butter when i was 9-10yrs like that juzt because Lindsay Lohan did it in The Parent Trap. lol! lindsay i love uuu ok out of topic -_-
2. my boyfriend who is an oreo maniac. he can finish one packet without leaving me any T_T
eh ? is this ad adv ? if it is it’s damn clever ! i love how all the photos were taken
1. i dip it in milk until it’s damn mushy then i just eat it (i love mushy stuffs. mushy fries mushy kerupuk..)
2. er, myself HAHAHA !!
sweat betul
Lol…u r so funny
and u juz looks like hk star –theresa
manY of the recipe tat u giv
i try b4
i hav cool idea bout eating oreo
that is
make it be the juices
&juz drink
“oreo”juice
sweat betul…
i tried most of the way u tried there…
yeah still like to dunk it into the milk
share? hmmm, cant think of any 1 yet..
really.. if got gf shud be her lor…
n er, ooib reached US? indianapolis?
i just reached here yesterday…
having jet lag problem wtf….
OMG OREO!!! *drools until it reaches 5 metres from the ground*
TT___TT You two surely looks happy one. . O.o and you impressed me at the part finding the hidden “Oreo” messages wtf in the *OMG SHOES* box wtf. . D= tell me the shoes are new. . wtf wtf
After all, good idea on the pictures, =D I love people with lots of commercial ideas, especially on my dear baby Oreo. *drools again*
guess what? I bought OREO after reading ur post and i’m gonna try it with peanut butter~!! *drools…
i loooooooove this post hahaha
OMG MY FAVOURITE SUETLI IS BACK WITH HER OH-SO-FUNNY-RANDOM POSTS. YAY FOR SUET! wtf.
I love your oreo pictures with Barry! Who helped you take wan! Can arrange an appointment for me to take pics with my bf too ar! wtf
And have you tried mini oreos before! It’s damn nice too! /boo
u 2 look so sweet! *oreo couple* LOL
i wanna eat oreo now!! =3
1. i like eating oreo by licking the cream first then slowly nibbling it (pure sensation LOL) then gobbling the cookies down. oh and oreo mcflurry! =D
2. hmm….with the first oreo desperate-to-eat-oreo-and-will-do-anything-for-oreo person (which i’m sure there’s plenty xP ) but he/she must give me 1 mil pounds first. xP hey, money against oreo, oreo is so much worth sacrificing for rite? for some ppl la…. xD
HAHAHHA DAMN CUTE damn in detail!
And ya I like that photo too why does Barry look so layan hahahah
1. I like to eat mine with milk
2. I’ll sell it on e-bay wtf earn my first million
*pengsan*
i like my oreos simple
i always makan oreo with sambal belacan…
WAs it really in your mum pocket? Hmmmm I wonder how did he put it in? and didn’t it get smashed? Anyway so sweet of your bf!
wa, I love this post le, very cute. Who took the pictures?
baz, hahah i know this already wtf
missycheerio, yeah try it! it’s really good! haha i didnt know dogs cant eat chocs!
tze, who’s your housemate wtf jojo ar wtf
drtan, yaya really one! wtf
twinkle, milkshake oreo mmmm damn nice! pak lah wtf!
kalo, haha i postponed that for this, will put it back later! hahha
lu, haha not crazy!
kim, yala they should cast us wtf
aaron, yes =))
clem, yes i wont run away la wtf
didi, hahah thanks!
iwan, yes it is. it’s categorized under advertorial and i also mentioned it
ginny, haha frame for what!! later ants eat wtf
jiin, haha u also put peanut butter ah! very good right! haha thanks =)
michelle, yeap! my friend’s! hahaha
nicole, hahahha ya damn old already one!
kylie, aww thanks!
lynette, yaya seriously!! hahah wtf
patricia, hehe
eewah, haha maybe i should! why so weird one your way of eating! lollipop ahhaha
aud, WTF hahaha
angie, go do la /boo do of you taking your gre wtf
faux, haha oreo cereal is actually too sweet, shouldnt put too much of the fillinf! nola didn’t lose weight unfortunately..but i’ve been going to the gym…
hayley, heh! haha actually i dont like oreos if eaten like tht but i like with milk!! milo nice meh!
maryjane, hahhaa she did it ah! hahaha why so oreo freak one!
devina, haha yeah it is =) i dont like mushy stuff haha tht’s why only 6 seconds!
valentino, i dunno who’s theresa! oreo juice?!? nice meh1!
ren, ya i think with milk is the best la! nola it’s fictional one he’s still here!
kaede, hahhaa nola i faked it one! didnt really find it in the shoebox haha! thanksss =)))
jy, hahhahaha really?!? aww!
cie, thanks =DD
mei, hahhaa wtf don’t pressure me now working edi cannot write funny stuff anymore T_T
huiwen, my friend helped me take one! with dslr woot! ya i tried before in US! damn nice 100 calories only wtf. eh if u really want i can ask him wtf take pics for u
misscc, haha thanks! i like oreo mcflurry too mmm
jam, haha he damn layan me hor! lemme go sayang him now wtf
abby, but with milk very nice!!
nov, HOW CAN!!!
pamela, hahaha nola fake one! just for this advertorial maa
cherwee, haha my friend, clem, took it with his dslr! thanks!
1. I lik3 to eat or3os whil3 ch3cking out Su3t L33′s cut3 blog wtf.
2. 33. Or 3bay it to th3 high3st bidd3r and giv3 som3 of it to Su3t L33 so sh3 don’t f33l lik3 sh3 has to scrimp so much wtf.
wow. Very creative post. =) You should copyright the story line. =)
the bowl u used for the ice-cream, i have the same bowl lol
n the same plate! lol wtd
my friends and i used to peel off the center filling as we find it too sweet sometimes.
mwahahaha once when we were eating oreos in college, we peeled the filling off and threw it down from the 3rd floor. you could see little spots of white on the ground from where we were standing xD
the worst part is that one of it actually landed on a lecturer’s car lol wtf. xD
aw, hahaha u like 33 that much ar! aww you wanna give some to me =D
yuhhui, haha actually i feel like i got the storyline from somewhere..like it’s the usual kinda storyline from ads haha
cavina, hahahha wtf someone just said she has the same glass too!
nix, hahahha throw down! so bad one!
haha…the story very interesting ler…haha..ok…relish my oreo wit a cup of coffee + playing game…haha…then i will share wit my loved one lor…… -)
now I hate oreos.
funny post~! enjoyed it very much~! do update soon kay?! will be coming back often already. =D
eat them with dry grass, the ones from the court9 basketball court..