November 6th, 2008
My first period
I am officially bogged down with work again =( my honeymoon period is now over. After 2 months of slacking off and getting bad results, (actually I didn’t really slack off..I always do the readings before class, and study like crazy before exam but why does this method not work anymore??) I’m determined to do better! I was so upset when I got back my bad results cause I *thought* I studied hard enough (around 3 days before the exams..but like 3 WHOLE days) but apparently not. sigh.
Anyway enough about boring nerdy stuff. Obama won yesterday! He’s not even going to be my president but this is the most exciting election I’ve ever seen! Stupid college mates went crazy when they announced him as the president (cause i’m in massachusetts and most people are democrats here) and started screaming..non stop..which was fine by me you should have the right to scream all you want..but not for THREE WHOLE HOURS!!! and continue screaming the next day!!!!!!!1
So I couldn’t sleep thanks to all that noise and ended up skipping a class the next day (excuse wtf)
You should watch both obama and mccain’s speeches that night. They were both really excellent speeches which gave me chills all over!
ok anyway i don’t have anything funny/lame/emo to talk about now. I’m just still really upset at my results 
but maybe i’m being too hard on myself? wait i am not being too hard on myself. i’m an asian. this is not too hard at all. i have to do well. my parents don’t work so hard to send me here for nothing. but but…it’s just college..and it’s just some stupid classes in college..
sigh whatever.
Omg i hope I’m exaggerating but i could be developing some mild schizophrenia 
Recently my thoughts have been very disjointed and I even have voices in my head. I am not kidding. I don’t know if it’s the result of too little gamma-aminobutyric acid that’s why my neurotransmitters are not working that well hence the signals are overlapping..which is why i’m having mild disorganized thoughts but i really hope this is not the case..
Also, I’m very VERY insomniac lately. It’s getting on my nerves cause I need at least 45 minutes to fall asleep, no matter how tired I am or how early/late I go to bed! I almost wanted to take cough syrup so I could sleep faster but I might get addicted then become drug addict how wtf
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I was talking to suann about our mothers then I remembered something very very funny! Trust me this is REALLY funny if you don’t laugh I’ll give you $1 wtf
So I first found out I got my period when I was 13. I was very embarrassed about it and tried hiding it from my mom so what I did was, I stole pads from her room WTF. Haih thief from such a young age. Anyway yeah two days passed and I’d successfully stolen 6 pads or so.
Then one fine day I came out of the toilet and my mom saw that I have brown stains on my pants. I guess my period leaked or what cause I didn’t know how to put on the pad properly wtf so she thought I shat in my pants HAHAHAH
“serene did you shit in your pants?? got diarrhea is it??! lau sai ah?”
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHHA
(ya my english name is serene yaya very funny)
Then I got SOOOO shy and said in a very dejected voice, “haiya I got my period lah”
Then she brought me into her room to tell me what to do and asked me, “so you know how long it usually is?”
And I thought she was asking me how long a pad is, so I put my palms 5 inches apart and said “mmm I think it’s this long” wtf cause wanna show off that I know allll about period/pad already
Then she said “no lah I mean how long the duration of the period!!”
By then I was too embarrassed so I said oh I know I was about to answer that too! the end
(please bear in mind that I was still fat and pudgy Suet, don’t know why but it makes everything funnier. so you can’t say aww so cute cause when you think of how fat/ugly i was it’s not really cute anymore wtf)
eh laugh la wtf
No related posts.
i didn’t laugh gimme $1 wtf.
(no la actually got la ha ha ha wtf)
hahahahha 5 inches
ok got nothing else to comment about.
ha ha ha ha ha ha
eh, when i had my period, i didn’t know it was my period ><
I ate ovaltine ice cream the day before..like A LOT of it..and thought somehow it was leaking from me or something or it stained my peee?
Ahahahhaha shits…wtf LOL..Im at work and Im laughin my ass off…jeez woman! 5 inches indeed LOL!
HAHAHA!!! “did you shit in your pants??”
HAHAHAHA…. ok.. my boss will think i’m nuts now… MUAHAHAHA…
i love you suet.
i love you andrew hahahaha =D
thief from such a young age HAHAHAHA.
i’m depressed over my results too *gloom
Oppss …
Am I in the correct page? All girls stuff?
Anyway I won’t comment on girls stuff. hahahaha ..
Hey study hard 3 days before exam .. how can .. of course kantoi lar … good luck girl….
you know how people say you should study smart, not just study hard? so maybe that’s the problem. i recently realised (in my final semester of study wtf) that my studying techniques were quite stupid cos i focused too much on trivial info that could never be essay questions and things like that. so i changed my strategy and did really well in my recent exam (or so i think!!).
when i had my first period, i was so panicky that i thought i was bleeding internally and was going to die. lol. and this is after already finding out about periods in school. hahaha.
I didn’t laugh..give me $1. hehe
the most funny part : “eh laugh la wtf”
HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
mild schizophrenia?
hell i’m sure most of us have been a little insane at one point in our lives >_>
hahah heyyyyyyyy i didnt laugh. though it’s kind of a cute and dumb story X)
“so I put my palms 5 inches apart”, hahahaha, this line damn funny
eh better than me i got my period when i was 9 okay! and my mom wasn’t around because she balik kampung so there was just my dad and my sister so i had to ask my sister to help me wtf because for sure cannot ask my dad right!!!
sigh. stupid period.
hahahah i knew what was coming after “so you know how long it usually is?” hahahahhahahaha!!
ahaha okay i laughed at the part when your mum asked if you lau sai!! HAHA.
hahahaha….
muahahahahahahaha…!! suet you’re so funny lah!
attach with ur fat photo la
” how long?”
*so little and plum sweat put her palms 5 inches apart
LMAO!!!
bcome thief at young and stole pads some more… -.-lll
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
u’re funny SERENE lmao
ur name cracked me up lol
how come u didn’t know anything bout period?
i was already a pro when my period came..i was like OHH COME ALREADY den put on a pad wtf lol
where got funny babe? =( when i first got my period i asked my mom when this is gonna end. she said till i’m 50-60 yrs old. my jaw dropped and i was so sad
HAHAHA ! ok lah… quite funny lo. *muka tak layan
Forget about those bad exam lah !
Exam ? Whee !
Not worries lah …
ya u should see the kenya people doing a dance when obama won wtf
aud, why ur laugh so fake hahaha!
baz, cheh!!! laugh like how you laughed when u read it wtf
abby, hahah ok i believe u wtf
jane,hahahahhah ovaltine ice cream hahaha!!! i’ve never heard of that before!!
bavani,hahah! yeah i was quite dumb wtf
dy, hahah why so many ppl read while at work one hor hor i tell your boss wtf
andrew,why u love me cause i’m so sohai ah wtf
carol,hahha yeah pencuri di malam, perempuan gemuk di pagi wtf
lx, hahha but but i do my readings all the time so i know what’s going on edi..its not like i dunno then cram 3 days before!
irene, i gotta go talk to my professors to see if my study methods are wrong cause i thought i’ve been studying pretty smart! haha how come you know what period is but still panicked!
pamela, wtf haih ok *gives $1 wtf
jc,hahahha wtf!!
clem, T_T
yuehuan, okla i guess it’s not dumb enough to make u laugh wtf
chris, hahha yeah i was so dumb T_T i think at that point my mom probably regretted giving birth to such a stupid daughter hahahaha
h,9 omg so young!!! u must be so scared =(
jessie,hahahha how come u know one!! u must know me very well /boo
vvens,eh i added u on facebook wtf
tintin, hahha back wtf
jaysee, yay no need to give u $1 wtf
zzz,hahah i wanted to!! but then i scared ppl vomit wtf
vincent,hahha!! yeahla fat and stupid and stole pads T_T
jy, why serene very funny meh!! it’s such a..serene name wtf. i also very pro edi! tht’s why can steal pad and put myself wtf
gwen, hahaha really ah! i dont remember being sad also..yeah but now that i think of it quite sad la =( waste so much money on pads
pearly, why u muka tak layan =( layan la wtf.
tze, what kenyan! i didnt see wor
suet rocks! nvm la, extraordinary people has ‘unique traits’. don’t worry abt being schizophrenic la.. it’s normal when u get too stressed cos u’re feeling torn. my friend say i selective memory loss cos i was looking at my ex-bf’s facebook and i went, “who is this.. i know him meh?” this is serious, considering we broke up for 2 weeks only.
not funny wtf cause the same thing happened to me. my grandma thought i lao sai also hahahaha it’s damn embarrassing i don’t know whether to laugh or cry
you told me this b4 already ~~~~~ i think u told me like 3 times too. and everytime u treat it like a new joke and laugh wtf
if your phone has a recording audio software installed in it, best to record your lectures helps me alot especially when I don’t understand the lectures :S But you will time to listen to it D:
Aww, I’m surprised didn’t your primary school teach you about the whole deal with periods? I think mine did but can’t remember if they did or not.
I must be one of the luck ones to start period at 15 lol!!!
i didn’t laugh where’s my $1 convert it to rm mmkay
… ok la i laughed at the 5 inches part hahahahahaha
why are you turning schizo?! what do the voices sound like?! wtf
hey, back to visit u here…really enjoy reading ur post….hope u hv a nice weekend…off to melaka now…see yeah
Yay, I am $1 richer. Come, give me $1.
Ok la, dowan bully u. I pretend to laugh ok? hahahahaha.
Lol, we had this tradition from my mum’s side of family that our first period time, we must go and sit at the stairs. Example, I climb 4 steps of stairs, then I sit on the fourth, then I move my butt down to third step, second step, first step, sitting on each step la. Move my butt like that. Then we will only have 4 days of period.
HAHA…they’ll try ANYTHING just to have it less hor? XD
You faham or not one?
hahaha! i laughed at the part u measured pads with your palms and your mum thought u shitted wtf?! hahaha~~~
LOL when u said u steal pad i was about to laugh edi
den when i read until the part ur mum called u SERENE
hahaha den beh tahan edi laughed out loud wtf
yea serene is just…very serene T_________T
i laughed when i read “Trust me this is REALLY funny” sigh.
the first time i got my period, i thought i had an infection and it was pus and blood coming out =((
haha, hey, I have the same English and last name as you
roflmao!
when i first got my period i didn’t know what it was and i went and ask my dad -_-” HAHA and he was like “hey hey heyy this all thing don’t ask me,ask your mum!”
and the first question i ask my mum was “er so can i still pee?”
i was ten okay forgive me haha
ron,hahah how can u forget your ex bf after 2 weeks!
devina,funny la funny la wtf
angie,i don’t remember telling u this before!!!!!!! u are imagining things wtf
didi, but very hard to play and go to the part u want! i think i only learnt about period when i was 15 but i knew it even when i was 12 la
jammie, ok nah here’s your rm3.45 wtf. the voices sound like mine wtf
vialentino,thanks ^_^
ping,your laugh damn fake cheh! hahaha why got such tradition one! so weird hahaha then why want 4 days! if me i will go down one step only wtf
jade,ok so no need give u $1 wtf
jy,why serene very funny meh!! tht part wasn’t supposed to be funny wtf
pancakes, hahah havent’ start also laugh edi i like u wtf
serene, haha is your sis on plurk cause her name is sharon liew right? that’s my sis’ name too !!!!!!!!!
miki,yays!
cassie,hahahah why so cute one!! hahah damn sad u must have thought u couldn’t pee anymore hahaha so cute!!
I regret lor. Haih…mummy say 4 I just do it la. I was new in this wert. XD Yea, why not one hor? I think it’s cause it’s more healthy. Like 1 too unhealthy, 7 too long, so in between? XD
yessss u told me abt ur first period and I told u abt mine !!! you were sitting on my bed and I was on my chair !!
nopes. hehe. Different spelling, my surname spells Liu. But omg, when I came across your blog and saw your name I was like, ‘What are the chances?’
lol at least you knew that you were having period at that time. I heard before of an incident where this girl thought she was going to die when she had her first period , she didn’t knew what it was .
LAU SAI CAT WTF WTF WTF!!!!!!!
why are you so funny wei, damn successful some more can steal 6 pads and didn’t get caught wtf. hilarious lah you XD
and no babe, you are NOT developing schizophrenia. stress sial, kesian suet -________- wouldn’t wish schizophrenia on anyone cos it’s so damn scary with delusions and hallucinations and everything
hmmmmm, i think you’re very hard on yourself ar babe? you will do better, really, it’s a matter of getting into the swing of it, plus with a liberal arts college you’re taking quite a wide range of subjects right? so kinda hard to really pin down strategies for diff subjects ar?
ps: no babe, def not developing schizophrenia wtf. you also never has paranoid thoughts on the subway in NY last time what wtf wtf, like these people:
“In a small experiment in London, Freeman concluded that a quarter of people riding the subway in the capital probably have regular thoughts that qualify as paranoia”
http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/world/5143036/paranoia-on-the-rise-experts-say/
hahaha, damn wtf also lah.
and yes i damn bohliau wtf wtf. but on a side note, yay - i am finally caught up on all the club’s posts di!!!! excited wtf. only took me two days *bragging wtf* when i ate lunch in front of laptop - lucky didn’t drop bits of bread on the keyboard wtffff