November 23rd, 2008
And now, a word from our sponsors
Brought to you by Barry:
I’ve been here for four days already, and in this time I’ve learned what it’s like to be Liew Suet Li. Truth be told, it doesn’t take very much at all to be Liew Suet Li.
We wake up at noon and go about our routine of scrubbing our faces and teeth and turn the once-blue toilet water green. We layer up on clothing as to prevent the numbing cold from turning our nipples into ripe apricots before we step out for lunch.
This is my Harrison Ford moment; more the Fugitive than the movie star (speaking of which, he hasn’t made anything recently that isn’t naff, has he?). We slink to the nearest dining hall unnoticed with much skill and guile, Suet’s ingeniously crafty way of having to avoid paying for my meals.
I sometimes wonder if she’s ashamed of me.
Prior to taking a shower, I have to go on an obligatory scouting trek to the bathroom, fully-clothed, to make sure that other unsuspecting ladies are not currently occupying the communal bathroom, and who, at the sight of a half-naked dashing young stud such as myself, would mentally implode from the sheer shock of an unexpected orgasm.
Having made sure that the coast was clear, I’d have to head back to fetch my sundry basket of toiletries, change into a shower towel that covers my dangly bits, and run back to the safety of the bathroom before I cause any more orgasmic carnage at this hallowed all-female institution.
Apart from eating and showering, we don’t venture outside her dorm. She studies for her upcoming tests, or tries to at least, while I waste time playing Word Challenge on Facebook. Most times I succeed in distracting her, and we end up playing Word Challenge marathons. So much so that we punctuate our daily conversations with sentences like, “Wow, that’s incredible! edible. red. bid. led. dib. din. credible. ire. bide. lire. bile. rid. blind. cred. bleed. nice. rice. crib. line.” and so on and so forth. You’ll get it if you play the game.
Be forewarned, it’s a timesucker of the highest degree, bound to turn your unexciting life even duller. You’ll curse at your own shaky fingers that hammer typo after typo, and wistfully wish you could be as cool as the other kids who are only just returning from parties at 3am on a Saturday night, while you’ve been on Word Challenge since 9.30pm, and what’s worse is that everyone who’s your friend on Facebook can see what a nerd/loser you are. Shockingly embarassing.
Yeah, that’s the story of our lives since I’ve arrived. I wonder why you people read her blog, she’s the most boring person I know, apart from myself. Go on, move to some other more exciting blog where clubbing and boobage are daily occurences. cure. rose. sore. run. seen. scene. sour (dammit word challenge)
You’ll love me for it.
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH barry! Gosh damn funny.
what a dashing young stud wtf.
i wanna try play word challenge also.
barry is allowed to stay at suet’s place? no ppl tangkap?
Hahaha. Hilarious.
“I sometimes wonder if she’s ashamed of me.”
HAHAHAHAHA. must have sucked to have to study when your boyfriend is there =( =( =(
Lol, this post is hilarious. Hahahaha, now you know why we read Suet’s blog.
i SO know what you mean about incredible edible ed red bed cred line dine bin din etc
you + suet and me + martian should have a word challenge SHOWDOWN!!!
“..to prevent the numbing cold from turning our nipples into ripe apricots..”
“..to make sure that other unsuspecting ladies are not currently occupying the communal bathroom, and who, at the sight of a half-naked dashing young stud such as myself, would mentally implode from the sheer shock of an unexpected orgasm.”
“..change into a shower towel that covers my dangly bits, and run back to the safety of the bathroom before I cause any more orgasmic carnage at this hallowed all-female institution.”
There are more but I found these few sentences/phrases the funniest!! Barry, you are too damn good to stop blogging. And did I mention funny. LOLX!!! Too descriptive too. Your english is like perfect. No wonder when I read the conversations between the both of you that Suet posted here were in such perfect English sentences. It thought you guys were just being formal or something.
Dang it! Teach me some english too! ^^
omg so funny hahahahahahah you should so get back to blogging la! hehe but not on this blog though, we love suet too much =p
HAHAHAHAH BARRY maybe you can pretend to be aud WTF
the nipples part wtf???! lmao~
hahahaha so funny! u hv a knack for blogging, barry!
“…at the sight of a half-naked dashing young stud such as myself, would mentally implode from the sheer shock of an unexpected orgasm.”
sounds like the victorian age; except that at the sight of a certain half-naked dashing young stud, all the women get doses of orgasm. or faint from the shock. =P
PFFT, Barry is showing off how good his English is
. Can you talk like the rest of us?
i am just sitting here in anticipation rubbing my hands together waiting for barry’s reply.
And for Suet, yea this what happen when you got your bf on your exam period, I understand, terrible terrible LOL cant concentrate at all!
Hey Barry, you have a new fan – me!
Love your writing.
Maybe you should guest-write more. Or better still, revive your own blog.
because i’m also a boring one so and then i read wtf I thought same species get along well so barry is gnirob too wtf boring loves gnirob gnirob loves boring wtf wtf choi ~!
p/s: pls..esucxe em erm i mean nod dnim em nyahahahaha
Oh no, everybody has their own liking, not everybody love ‘clubbing and boobage’ …
I supposed you write this for the guys who see her blog..
I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i used to play the game all the time n find myself reciting available words to myself to sleep T__T
wow good post
Haha…Barry you’re so funny. Now all I have to do is read Suet’s blog and see the words for Word Challenge. Haha…No wonder she’s beaten my high score alredy
Hahahhahah love the ending wtf!
Yo yo yo yippee yo yippee yeay!
baz makes a comeback. i love your style. suet’s too (:
omg u guys dont know how long it took for me to persuade/beg/nag him to write this post. i kept telling him what to blog about and he kept going don’t want laaa i can’t write well alreadyyy cis why my bf’s confidence so low
hahaha. his ego now got bengkak or not seeing all the comments? Barry pls write moreee =(
Paksa him to write again! What the hell barry start blogging back la woi.
don’t tell me you guys are still eating OUTSIDE prospect everyday in the cold !!! *shock
Suet, pls do persuade Barry to write in his own blog. So that I have more interesting blog to read apart from yours.
stupid barry too lazy to reply. “why must reply comments, blog already not enough mehh” whine whine whine that’s all he knows how to do wtf, so here i am replying comments cause i’m nice like that.
carol, hahah i see u’ve tried playing! fun leh
jaysee, haha can one la not so strict here
shana, thanks!
gwen,i knowww it sucks so much but what to do, rather than not having him here =(
cherrie, thanks! =D
pinkpau, omg u’re our number one nemesis wtf how can u score so high?!?! siao
dwee, haha his ego will shoot up damn high!! nolah he memang quite formal one haha
hellopanda, hello i like hellopanda too!! aww u’re sweet i like u =P
jammie, WTF he’s too tall la how wtf bend down and walk ah wtf
jade, haha!
misscc, ya that’s why i loved his blog!
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nat, haha he usually writes like this anyway, if you’ve seen his blog! that’s why he’s funny, in his own way!
carol, he lazy wanna reply haha no need to wait!
suzie, haha aww he’ll be happy! it took me sooo long to get him to write this for me ok!
jaclyn, wht is gnirob???? oooh boring WTF took me so long to figure out! nono that’s not how to game works! haha
ting, haha yeah..for guys who only see my pics and not read what i write!
abby, i know it’s sooo addictive!!
jason, thanks! =D
kris, hahha i’m gonna play summore!
huiwen, haha go play word challenge! then no need to work edi wtf
shan, thanks u’re sweet! =D
fuzzy, damn hard to paksa la write one post also took all my energy edi it’ll take me forever to get him to blog regularly
angie, hahahha nola!! eat in the living room WTF
melissa, i cant i tried =((( it took me sooo long to get him to write ONE post. but i’ll try harder gambatte me!
this is damn funny. LOL
Whr to play the word challenge? I also wannn v(^_^)v
ok la here is che che to comment on the post wtf.
nothing to say except i dont want to imagine his dangly bits T_T
bazsuet = buet? sarry? (sari??) saz? suaz?
feels so random xD yes he should write more he makes people feel random
suet you’re so niceeee, replying comments on behalf =D
haha wtf why is he so sarcastic! damn funny T_____T
i’m facebooK games addict lol -.-lll
I think Barry is afraid to get back to blogging because so many people are begging/wanting/urging/anticipating for him to blog and maybe he is half scared he might disappoint many? Just my thoughts =]
btw, the both of you are so damn cute! =]]]]
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