December 9th, 2008
omg
As (bad) luck would have it, in a funny ironic twist of fate, I have an advertorial due to be posted on my blog this week
WTF HAHAHHAHA why my luck not so good when it comes to winning lucky draws and magical chair or spin the bottle game wtf everytime never get to kiss my crush one T_T (not now la ok last time! later my bf emo)
But my only consolation is that post is mainly about myself though, and some info calling out to let people know there’s a contest and how you can go about voting..so I guess it’s not too much about branding so phew.
Also, I know this will sound stupid now that I’m saying it cause I’m posting an advertorial later but I hope nobody misconstrued my post. It is not about how I hate advertisements ok it is about my inner conflicts and my personal battle with fame money blog and err life in general wtf
Ok after this lousy disclaimer which might not do any good anyway, we can now go back to our lives of paper writing, blueberry picking and random shit like that. I’m going to take a nap now and when I wake up I’ll attempt to write the longest entry in the whole world to distract people from thinking about this freak coincidence.
Haih die lah this time *puts on brave face but actually shivering inside one wtf
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ok mission to write a super long post to distract people starts now!
First of all let’s talk about err.. my day. Today is a good day because it’s 9 celcius today!!! *GASPS. It was just -10 celcius yesterday and suddenly now it’s 20 celcius higher WTF global warming kao kao. I knew Gore was right dammit him and his..charts wtf
And then err..shit that’s all nothing to talk about already T__T Cannot die die must make this entry as long as possible!
Let me si dan si dan (cincai/simply/without a care in the world wtf how do you actually translate cincai and simply into good english?) sift through my phone and see if I have pictures to post up. Everyone knows pictures make your posts longer whee!
oh yeah this is to show you how those boots look like with leggings. perhaps slightly better but they still make my legs look so short!
Speaking of short have I ever told you what I really want in life? Like in my next life if I get reincarnated and am not a pig or something wtf, I only want TWO things! Not that greedy right only two things ok!
I want to be rich and tall. That’s all!!! I want to be 5 feet 7 that’s all is that too much to ask for T__T Just 170cm please lah let me be 170 please please *obsessive wtf. And why rich it’s so I don’t have to worry about a lot of things and if I was rich but ugly I can go get plastic surgery! As long as got money can already.
Haih if I was 170cm there are so many things I can do in life. I’ll look instantly better in everything! and I’m sure if I was 170cm I can play basketball better too. Being short sucks although I’m faster than taller people but I get blocked/tapped all the time when I shoot T_T And when I try to get rebounds people would laugh at me T___T
And last time when I was playing basketball this tall guy came up to me and said hey shorty how is the world down below? STUPID then I tried to take revenge by standing in front of him so I can get the rebound but as fate would have it I jumped as high as I could but I only reached his shoulders wtf
Eh can you imagine or not! This scene of me jumping vigorously to get rebound and this tall guy just stands there and looks at me while laughing and reaches over and grabs the ball easily
Wah actually I think I’m quite good at this whole trying to distract people thing. alright let’s move on
But please lah 170cm please
The other day when I was working in the gym and my nose started running so I took a picture of my red nose (like that also wanna take pic wtf shaddap that’s what a camera phone is for!)
I AM SO SAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So sad that I can’t join the team and have to sit here and collect money instead! See if I was 170cm at least I’d be more confident to try out for the team! Everyone is at least 170cm and it’s so intimidating for a 156cm (actually i lied it’s 155 lalala maybe if i keep telling myself it’s 156 then it’ll really be 156) girl like me.
me collecting money..sorta.
170 cm 170 cm god I AM kind of annoying
the other day when it first snowed! as much as I hate snow now cause of how disgusting it is after a while, the sight of seeing everything covered in white always calms me down.
I was actually fighting with Barry here on the phone and then I looked outside and totally calmed down a little. And 2 minutes later I was yelling at him again wtf
I am not a fan of pink clothes at all but I wasn’t in a good mood that day and I needed something to cheer me up =(
Shit I don’t have pictures to show anymore. Erm erm lemme think. Oh yeah that day something really stupid happened. I went to the gym cause I haven’t been exercising for a long time. And then I did the weights for 5 minutes and looked at myself in the mirror and thought “eh actually i’m not that fat what”
then i took a picture..and left the gym.
WTF?????????
That’s not the stupid thing you know. The stupid thing is now that I’m looking back at that picture, I realize that what was I thinking my tummy was clearly bulging and all why was I so delusional??
HAHAHA funny right laugh la
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It was Tze’s bday two days ago so happy birthday to her! Everyone around me is growing older each day this is making me worried. Why? Cause I’m reading this book for my econ class and it’s all about the population crisis and how people are aging and there are fewer baby boomers now. 30-50 years from now, we’ll have more elderly than young people. Who’re gonna pay all the taxes to finance the medicare and social welfare that the old people are claiming benefits from??**
So after reading the first few chapters, I told Barry that we cannot wait anymore. In fact my exact words were,
“Barry Ooi, I know you’re still young and all but the world needs us. I cannot let it down like this and see the economy suffer in the future. We have gotta repopulate the world now. It’s all up to us!!!”
As expected, he didn’t take the news very kindly because everyone knows how much he hates kids. But I don’t care I’m going to have 6 kids, MINIMUM.
** this does not apply to developing countries wtf
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I don’t understand this entry wtf =.=
Calvin, ur comment made my day… >.<
calvin – yous iz, as they says, a leetle slow? haha.
okay for the benefit of calvin and others who may be similarly confused regarding this entry =P
what suet means is that she did not realize prior to posting her blog advertising entry/rant that she actually has an ad due by the end of this week…
and now she’s worried that there will be a backlash from the trolls goblins elves dwarfs uruk hai WTF of the cyberworld calling her names simply because she voiced out her opinions about blog advertising, but still takes on advertorials.
so people! be nice
Ahh…inner conflicts! i like that.
No need care bout the trolls wtf cos you have us lol!
It’s not bad to earn some extra pocket money from your blog mah.
where is my birthday post *emo
lol omg this entry takes the cake! awesome one
Super cute pics….do you at least get to play pick-up ball?
ala tak nak lah, there’s a chronic shortage of food in the world now, the earth is overpopulated! we can’t be contributing to the next humanitarian crisis!
eh send me your slim gym photo
you look so gorgeous in red, seriously
i am more than 170cm but i hate my height wtf. i hope i can be petite in my next life. your height is good enough for me /thumbs
hahahhaha…damn funny la u…
haha i understand how you feel. i’m 154cm and hoping to have a late growth spurt(20 yrs old and in denial).
you can try wearing the boots with patterned grey leggings. Legs look longer if you cannot really see where the boot begins.
thinking back i was one of the tallest girl in the class during primary school time and after graduate from it i found that i was standing infront in a line during assembly in secondary school time and now then i knw 161cm isn’t tall at all but thats not my point wtf i also wanna grow taller i don like to wear heels so if im taller i dont need heels to make me look taller eh sorry ah comment is free of full stops and comas gila wtf
i wanna see the slim gym photo too hahahah
WTF minimum 7 i guess you’ll have to get an mpv then wtf oh but at least my kid will have 7 kids to pick from to marry! not bad but im sure all of them will be good looking la
first time i view ur blog suet, lolz basketball team in u.S ?
I too wished & still wish i at LEAST reach one seven 0, but it looks like its not gonna happen so sad can wtf~
this entry so random & funny..ahahaha…dats y i like to visit ur blog~
omg <3 hahahahaha
i was feeling perturbed/shitty in general and i came here- now i feel better shall take shower and ponder over my plans to repopulate the world as well LOL Have Offspring Early rmbr, hahaha but actually my plan was to have 1 or 2 then adopt as many as possible as long as i can divide my heart into enough pieces and they won’t starve, malnutrition is acceptable tho
i hate favouritism T T
hahaha this is unreadable…
LOL XD u r very funny…6 kids minimum..hahahaha..
go go suet!!
eh please lah you can only have 6 kids when you have.. nothing better to do at night wtf (like last time back in those kampung days wtf).
plus the cost of trying to raise 6 kids.. imagine trying to put them all through college wtf.
Wahhh 9 degrees can! Damn nice. Its 1 here. Boohoo. Eh I like yr bajus la. Tell me la where you buy? Msia or US or online? If online share which site la? Im sure not exp kan, you like bargains, I like too wtf please share!
ermmm the clothes i wore in these pics are from malaysia! very nice meh just a cardigan and black top haha
and no i dont buy clothes online cause i dunno whether they’ll look nice on me or not!
thanks for all your comments but i have no time to reply now, sorry!
eh can you have 10 kids and donate 4 to me WTF
I’m chun chun 170cm… I don’t want my height… esp if u stay in Malaysia, guys I’ve met so far are either my height, shorter or only slightly taller, meaning I can’t wear nice heels n I hv d tendency to hunch (probably due to the height of ppl ard me). Worst part is when I buy clothings here, there’s never anything nice n cheap for my size… T.T Everytime hv to buy L or XL, and gal’s shop always don’t cater for big ppl so mostly no XL. Sad la, dunno if i’m really fat or wat… Sometimes pants not long enough, coats all too short, now have to maybe try tailor made if i still can’t find… Sob sob…