Missions

Today I am here to tell you that I’m going on a mission.

If you’d noticed, I said the exact same thing around the same time last year too. Spring semester is usually the time when I realize that oh shit I’m going back in a few months and I’d die if someone back home tells me that I’d gained weight. Fall is usually when I can eat without a care in the world cause when winter comes, I’m going to pile on the clothes and no one is going to notice.

But spring is a-coming.

And thus I shall lay out my missions for all to read.

MISSION NO. 1

Objective: To lose weight/ slim down/ be healthier

Plans:

1. Exercise at least 3 times a week in my room (cause it’s snowing and it’s too cold to go out T_T)

2. Go to the gym once a week now but when it gets warmer, go to the gym 3 times a week!!! HAIK  gbr

3. Eat less. I’m a small eater so at this rate I shall just stop eating altogether wtf  T_T sungguh kesian

My lunch the other day. I made the chicken myself! It’s baked chicken with cornflakes and although it does look fattening BUT IT IS NOT OK IT IS BAKED AND CORNFLAKES ARE HEALTHY *damn defensive wtf

I loveeee carbs but I have to cut down on my carbs now sigh. ok where was i?

Ultimate mission at the end of the day: to be 45 kg please omg I beg you let me be 45kg and I’ll be happy and not blog about being fat anymore. I am now 50 kg I have no idea how I gained so much weight lately. Ok fine so weight is just a number but even when I look in the mirror I do look quite fat. (“but no suet you don’t look fat at all!” shut up all you see are just pictures of my face, wait till you see my 4 layers. i’m serious. 4 fucking layers.)

I’ve already taken some before pictures and I’ll take one every month to see my progress. IF I do look different, I’ll post up all the pictures and what I did to lose all that. If you don’t see that post it means I failed lah wtf (if you don’t see it please don’t ask me about it if not I’ll get emo wtf)

MISSION NO. 2

Objective: save enough to buy my ticket back home!

Plans:

1. work more T___T

2. spend less. At this rate, I have to spend negative amount of money. How ah? Buy something and force that person to pay me instead hahaha

3. layer on more powder on my face and beg for advertorials wtf

4. make more pretty/hot/sexy friends so I can post their pictures up and get more hits wtf

5. last option: find a sugar daddy WTF wtf wtf wtfwtftftf i’m kidding baby (or not) (eh you want me to go home or not please focus on the main objective now wtf)

But don’t worry I’m sure one of these plans would work and I’ll be home in no time!

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE NO. 3

Objective: to be less lazy

Plans:

1. err..everytime I succumb to the evil that is laziness, I shall fine myself $1

I have to shower now but I’m kind of lazy.. *inserts $1 into the fine box wtf

But i’m serious ok I skipped sooo many classes last semester cause I was too lazy to get out of my comfort zone (you know sometimes you’ve achieved the most comfortable position ever and you just don’t feel like moving?). Thank god my grades are not based on attendance or else I’d flunk all my classes T_T

p.s: if you think you’re fat too and you feel like I’m not fat but here I am whining about being fat, put all your negativity aside and let’s go on this mission together! These are some of the workouts I’m doing in my room, they are easy to follow: here, here, and here. If you want more, google or find them on youtube! I shall report on their effectiveness after 4 months ok.

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31 Responses to “Missions”

  1. 1
    J says:

    I’m going to try on mission 1 and 3 too!
    Thanks for the links to the workouts, I reckon I need it badly wahaha

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    clem says:

    i was on mission no. 1 too (to be healthier, not skinnier wtf) but aih hangat2 tahi ayam edi.

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    Grouchy says:

    Mission 2:Plan 4 sounds good. Another way is to title a link “Naked Chicks” and link it to some ad about fried chicken or “pak cham kai”. Youll be earning lotsa ad-clicks in no time.

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    Grouchy says:

    Ok to make up for that ridiculous idea, ill go clicky happy on your blog ads as often as i can.

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    CraSH says:

    well, i think the flights back to KL would be lower now, but you should start getting quotes for the flights soon. the closer you are to the actual date, the pricier tickets will be..
    worse case!! ask sugar daddy baz for help.. haha

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    Calvin says:

    Honestly, I think you should be more than happy if either one of your mission succeeds, ‘coz I think you will fail all three.

    Haha, chill. I was just kidding xD

    WTFWTFWTF….

  7. 7

    Okay…After being your silent reader for quite some time now..I’ve decided to make my presence…a presence? lol wtf..(yes I got hooked on wtf from reading your blog and Audrey’s too much).. Anyway..I’ve been meaning to lose weight myself..and now that I’ve read your post.. All I can say is All the best to you and me. Let’s kick the word procrastination out of our dictionary..YEA!

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    tivlens says:

    Hi Suet Li!

    Are you going back this summer? Just kinda wondering. hope you don’t mind me asking.

    i hope all your goals will be achieved soon!

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    Michelle C says:

    I think I’m fat and I think that you’re skinny. But at least have some complex carbs. Plus, it’s winter at your place. Even if you gain weight, it’s due to S.A.D guaaaaa…

    I think you will definitely lose all your weight by the time summer starts.

  10. 10
    Hayley says:

    all the best Suet!! gambateh~

  11. 11
    Jade Zheng says:

    NOT EAT AT ALL?!?!?! But u r fine Just The Way You Are! but alrighto; i get what u mean. ;)

  12. 12
    KY says:

    You’re hot at 50kg so don’t need to do anything la just status quo ok liao!

  13. 13
    Jay See says:

    suet gambateh!! but don’t starve yourself until got gastric ya & happy chinese new year to you :)

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    julian says:

    YOU ARE NOT FAT! 50 kg is because you’ve got a heavy heart *how cheesy* but YOU ARE NOT FAT!

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    leeern says:

    okay i dunno. i’ve always wanted to go back to 47? it never works. T_T the problem is, i’m not determined wtf
    one second i think i’m fat and swear i wanna lose weight but the next second when i look in the mirror, i’ll hug myself and repeat a thousand times i look good wtf. multi personality disorder bah. oh i have three fucking layers too.

    worse off, now i’m eating even when i’m not hungry at all wtf is wrong! stress, maybe. financial problem. maybe. studies, maybe. i cannot control my appetite at all! yesterday i hid in kitchen and ate what is not mine. >__<

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    Baz says:

    haha why are you so funny, babi!

    and i don’t mind if you get sugardaddies. that’s right, plural. like a certain friend of yours. ahem. just don’t sleep with them! ask her for tips wtf.

    i’m eating my packet rice now mm mm

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    aw says:

    My mission is to break into the first 30 comments and not be last any more!! Wait.. yes, I did it, I’m 17th~`’!!

    OK I will join your fat-busting mission. I will run first thing in the morning. I wanna shed 1″ off my waist. Gambate!

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    IntanCHLY says:

    I absolutely love your postscript. Haha, and here I was about to be angry because I don’t think you’re fat but I do think I’m fat.. but then again you’re right. Negativity aside then..

    Check back again in one month ya? Hehe. Good luck!

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    mg says:

    haha, i should start on mission 1 n 2. haih after eating so much food back in malaysia it’s high time to loose some weight. >.< and need to save money to go visit him …

    all the best! im sure u can do it! :)

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    sweatlee says:

    j, haha ok good luck!

    clem, ya haha i thought u wanna be skinnier wtf. nola u very healthy no meh

    grouchy, hahah ya quite ridiculous idea wtf. thanks! click as much as u can until you fingers cramp wtf

    crash, still more expensive than last year! haha baz says to look for other sugar daddies wtf

    calvin, why u so bad!!!!!! later u jinx me how!!

    solitary, hello! all the best to you tooo!

    tivlens, i think so..if i have enough money to buy the ticket. why?

    michelle, nola i think u’re skinny wtf. i hope so!!

    hayley, thanks!

    jade, nola i’ll eat! crazy ah i’ll die if i dont eat..duh wtf

    ky, if i’m 45 kg i’ll be hotter k! hot or hotter which one should i choose wtf

    jaysee, haha i wont starve one dont worry! i love food too much T_T u too!

    julian, hahahah why so cheesy one!! heavy heart means wht! full of love ah wtf. maybe cause of my heavy brain leh. eh u cant say im not fat u havent seen me before also!!

    leeern, yaya im always like tht also! siao one T_T eh i got 4 leh i win. haih how me too la i need to eat less snacks!

    baz, very funny meh which part wtf. u sure ah now it’s black and white edi if i go find guys u cannot scold me!!

    aw, haha wht kinda mission is tht! i wanna shed 3″ leh u think can ah

    intan, thanks! okie i’ll see if it works after 1 month!

    mg, haih ok lets do this together!

  21. 21
    Michelle C says:

    Eh, you know the more I read your blog, the more wtf(s) I have in my blog wtf.

    = =

    Hahahahah.

    You’re not fat lah. Seriously.

  22. 22
    Angie says:

    hahaha why everything u eat u put corn flakes wan !

  23. 23
    tivlens says:

    owh. well, i was just curious. =) i like all your posts!

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    adebex says:

    suet oh suet..

    I know i need not say this but am gna to say it …
    “UR SERIOUSLY NOT FAT LAHHH!!! “.
    U r perfectly fit for ur height edi. seriousla wey..

    Well, If u need motivation, try thinking of Barry when u exerise! haha. I think (think oni laa.)that it will help a lot, at least it did work out for me. :)

    Cos almost all the time, i am super lazy to exercise wan.. what more im slightly overweight. But thinkin of the other half will just push my motivation level to d max. lol. That way, u can save $1 oso kay.. :P

    On ur recent previous post, just stay strong to maintain this relationship if u see Barry as ur future husband. :D It is def worth (not ALMOST worth) all ur tears, all the mini-fights, all the-i-wana-give-up and what not..

    Jst speaking frm experience.. and wanted to share it with you. (:

    ps: btw, whats ur horoscope sign? hehe just curious.
    xoxo

  25. 25
    Chris says:

    the $1 fine idea is superb! haha
    thanks to u now i found a way to get myself off bed for morning classes! =D

  26. 26
    Chris says:

    and by the way ur seriously not fat. seriously. lol

  27. 27
    olivia says:

    haha even if ppl keep telling you you’re not fat, you’ll still think that you are fat right! i’m like that also xD more like a comfort zone so when we lose just a bit weight we’ll feel that we accomplished something wtf. i support you! (:

    although you’re really not fat la..

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    Kristine says:

    Wah….very good idea. Jom, I’m joining you in all 3 missions! I haven’t been back in 2+ years already, I’m broke from uni :(

  29. 29
    Jeff says:

    I need to be “healthier as well. lol..talk about all the feasting I’m doing ..lol

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    ron says:

    i want recipes!! i love the food you posted you know! =D

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