Comments on: Project 365 and beyond

By: Philip

Philip — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 08:59:54 +0000

haha the idea is new and creative so excited la! =D

never try never know!

By: bob

bob — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 08:26:47 +0000

yea typical dorm life, trying hard to cover shit smell and all haha. being home is the best, how smelly how loud also nvm

By: sweatlee

sweatlee — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 20:01:43 +0000

voon, yeahhh i heard abt that also! so nice la

sohpoh, hahah yeah! imagine eating all the ..smell wtf

farik, hello! thanks so much! yeah sure link ahead!

clem, hahha nola it’s just we all share the bathroom la. communal showers means all shower together naked wtf

simplicity, hahha yeah bring spray along wtf

philip, hahaha why u so excited until must caps all haha. i dont think ppl will buy leh =.=

By: Philip

Philip — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 15:15:51 +0000

haha yes yes wisdom indeed… o.0 HEY I KNOW OF A POSSIBLE PROJECT. PRINT THE TWO TECHNIQUES ONTO SOME POSTERS AND SELLLLLLL SELLLLLL SELLLLLLLL!!!! MARKET IT AS BATHROOM POSTERSSSSSSSSSS WTH MAYBE A LOT OF PEOPLE WILL BUY AND STICK STICK STICKKKKKKKKKKK!

p.s. i get 50% of profits.

By: simplicityx

simplicityx — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 15:03:38 +0000

LOL!! one of my friends turn on loud music on her phone when she shits to mask the plop sound. too bad it doesn’t mask the smell hahahah

By: clem

clem — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 14:29:56 +0000

wtf is communal bathroom? do you girls shower naked together wtf.

the toilet paper technique won’t work for me ’cause.. i nearly always have watery stools WTF. dunno as a result of my LI or what it has been like that since ok too much infoooo.

By: Farik

Farik — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 07:38:56 +0000

Hi suet, im xiangyun’s bf and we both just love ur blog..im laughing my heart out reading this particular post!!.God knows communal bathroom is hell and it gets worse when theres someone whose not considerate enuf. By all means, continue posting fun and hilarious stuff!!cheers!! btw, can i link u?

By: sohpoh

sohpoh — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 07:21:28 +0000

lol maybe you shud buy those nose clippers divers use haha, but then breathing through your mouth all those bad gas cannot be too good for u..

By: voon

voon — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 05:42:50 +0000

haha i use technique number 2 every morning n it works:) toilet life in dorm is so hard:S then a japanese told me tat their toilet bowls hav water flow when u r doing ur business, silenting the embarassing ‘doop’. so high tech. how i wish v hav tat as well.

By: sweatlee

sweatlee — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 05:24:09 +0000

eevon, hahahh wtf why so kesian one!! summore blame u hahaha!

grouchy, whyyy

pat, hhahaha so sad!

zeek, hahaha fml betul!

nghi, heyyy! hahah if it’s liquidish then sorry u really have to waste a lot of water! u have a small bathroom? tht’s nice!!

missnobody, yeah sighh cant escape them knowing lor

macramus, hahaha yeah sometimes water very strong so must move up abit WTF im getting disgusted as i type this wtf
clear throat cannot la so obvious hahaha

stef, hahaha! riggght!

michelle, why the lubang so small one!!

on9, hahah i dont want la so mean! later the fella cry to sleep wtf

kreazi, kentut cannot la T_T have to tahan only uwuwuw

sj, hahaha i guess im the other freak too T_T but it works!

ping, wah so nice i wish ours is like tht! here dont have the pipe of water one la so cant let water run!

jaclyn, hahah there there im glad i made u laugh!

mindy, im not good at shitting! only good at how to not embarrass urself wtf

tracy, haha yeah good idea!

irene, i know it’s super gross right T_T why u walk around campus haha so kesian!

erlinda, hahah that’s me, the shameless one T_T

cindy, yeahhh T_T maybe i should take less meat too!

jade, hahaha wtf why u so sweat hahah

philip, hahahha okla u win la!!! but wise men think alike wtf

ps, haha i dunno whether they’re full of shit in a bad way or good way as in they’re all talking abt shit wtf

macra, yeah haha!

moon, hahah use it!

juan, hello juan!! yeah he told me some pretty awful stories too. well at least now u have a single! almost..

jaysee, hahaha sorry! i never see tht before also!

angie, how to use toilet paper to cover ur fart? why so gross hahahha

By: Angie

Angie — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 03:53:46 +0000

you can also use toliet paper to cover umm where u fart .. so it won’t make a sound. cuz u know some times when you pee, you might fart the same time ?

By: jay see

jay see — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 00:42:16 +0000

uhh suet i’m having breakfast while reading this. gone my appetite =.=’ there’s a simpler way to get rid of the smell. neh can buy that don’t know called what thing, just a few drops on the lubang tandas before you flush or after flush, the smell gone.

By: juan

juan — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 20:06:55 +0000

communal showers are worse suet. before i moved in with barry freshmen year my dorm had a communal shower. i walked in on a guy shaving his entire body once… so unpleasant, not to mention unsightly.

By: moon

moon — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 19:24:15 +0000

I guess I’m just way too outdated that I never ever discovered technique #1 until I read your blog suet! =_= Things are always that embarrassing but i guess not anymore. Hahaha.

By: macramus

macramus — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 16:49:00 +0000

oh…if thats so then you’re part of the shit too:)

By: ps

ps — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 16:13:06 +0000

u noe wat’s funny? all ur comments r full of shit. gedit gedit?! wtf. ;p

By: Philip

Philip — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 15:21:10 +0000

WTH SUET. I THOUGHT TECHNIQUE NUMBER ONE WAS UNIQUE TO ME. HAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH I DISCOVERED THAT TECHNIQUE WHEN I WAS IN SEKOLAH RENDAH OKAYYYYYY =D

By: Jade Zheng

Jade Zheng — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 14:47:56 +0000

actually if u stick behind every toilet doors; ppl will read one – cuz nothing to do. mau listen ipod also cannot cuz then cannot control fart noise. HAHAHA! wtf~ -.-”

By: cindy

cindy — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 14:04:12 +0000

haha..yeah..its super super ewww to actually use the toilet and someone else is doing a really smelly business… i don’t mind the sound of the shit dropping into the water, but i do mind the stench which could kill someone (i always call it the atomic bomb that kills the whole village)… in order not let myself being the next killer, i always force myself to reduce meat and protein intake..

By: Erlinda

Erlinda — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 12:32:24 +0000

hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! what an entry!! hahahahaha!!! akei… i owes do dat but didn’t know it can be an entry blog. hahahaha!

By: irene

irene — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 12:22:37 +0000

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

omg this is so funny yet super gross yet so true. lol! whenever i need to go for “business”, i always walk around campus looking for an isolated toilet so i won’t disturb other people, lol. which usually ends up with my having a super painful stomach while walking all over campus wtf.

By: Tracy

Tracy — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 11:44:15 +0000

i did the same thing in office. You know how girls will stain the toilet bowl sometimes during period, so I sacrifice 2 piece of toilet paper before I start pee-ing and it does help alil by not staining the bowl..

Tried coughing when about to fart.. it works too.. haha..

By: mindy

mindy — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 10:47:49 +0000

haha you damn good at shitting. i never thought of technique 1!

By: Jaclyn

Jaclyn — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 10:39:21 +0000

ahahahahaha u made me laugh as I just came across something unhappy where a bitch still disturbs my love life haih 4 years loh UK is so good but my place is so much damn better cause i have my beloved and she doesn’t owns him ahahhahahahahahahaha * i can feel my fake smiles sigh* =(

By: Ping Ping

Ping Ping — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 10:08:46 +0000

I am glad that our toilet is seperated one. We got 8 bathroom and 16 toilets. And they are situated in two different places so it’s impossible to smell/hear people poo-ing when you are bathing. I don’t care if people know I’m poo-ing if I stay in the toilet too long. =P

I used to have this habit to let the water run when my poo starts to stink. I mean I will open my legs and let the water flow into the toilet bowl before continue. =P And I will try to control my poo so that it won’t slide out too fast and cause a big ‘SPLASH’ sound. Make it slide slowly down the toilet bowl. =P

By: sj

sj — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 09:07:38 +0000

eh i mastered technique 1 already! I stay in a unit with other ppl and sometimes when i need to poo, theyre sitting on the living room table just outside the bathroom plus you know how some bathrooms have this echo effect right, can hear one! so to prevent the echoing plop sound, i figured out technique 1 myself. lol damn funny i thought i was the only freak whos concerned about this.

By: kreazi

kreazi — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 08:00:17 +0000

Hahahahahaha, damn, I can’t stop laughing!!! Good tactics, Suet! But how to soundproof kentut ar? Usually in public toilets, you’ll hear really loud farts… tell me, how to teach these people to soundproof their kentutssssssss~~~

By: On9仔

On9仔 — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 07:14:21 +0000

We are so alike on the toilet paper technique. To make the person feel sorry. I would suggest you shout “Can you flush the toilet please. Its f%*king smelly ok!”.

By: Michelle C

Michelle C — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 07:05:48 +0000

OMG, so wtf. It wouldn’t work for my cubicle. I tell you, the poop is too huge ass for the lubang in the toilet bowl that it got stuck.

By: Stefanie

Stefanie — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 07:02:19 +0000

Haha…
Good idea…
I’ll print it out for my dorm too..
The smell is very the annoying..
esp when you go to the toilet in the morning..

By: macramus

macramus — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 06:34:47 +0000

hahahaha… nice post there sweatlee.. lol couldnt stop laughing while i was reading it..haha.. i use the toilet paper trick too..works everytime:P never tried the flush technique yet cos i was too worried that when i flush the water is too strong that it kena my ass so i never tried XD
oh oh.. ive one more technique that i wanna share.. for those who are nature lovers and dont wanna waste water, you can do this..clear your throat/cough on purpose when your missile is reaching its target..LOL it works too.. but its not applicable for those “missiles” that are accompanied by the preettt sound aka fart..haha..

By: miss nobody

miss nobody — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 05:50:29 +0000

waaa damn useful
haha owez have this embarrassment too
but if we are so long in d toilet ppl sure will know we are err doing the business rite gaga

By: Nghi

Nghi — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 05:44:21 +0000

Suet, I was doing my math hw and check out on this and I burst out laughing hahahahhahahaha as for the sound, if the material is hard/thick enough and long enough you won’t need the paper save paper save trees ah! and for the water… erm what if the you-know-what is kinda liquid-ish haiz how many flushes you need? =D

Worst thing is when you use the nextdoor toilet hahahhahahaaa its like stereo sound and crystal clear smell.

Good thing for me here theres a small bathroom where i can just go in and lock the door and no one else can enter haha i save the world!!

By: Zeek

Zeek — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 05:31:05 +0000

sweat, this story sounds like a good fml entry. haha..

By: Patricia

Patricia — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 05:10:44 +0000

hahahha i have a friend whom we went on a roadtrip on and whenever he’s going to fart he’d be all, “i can sense something bad is going to happen.” then we’d all wind down our windows frantically and stick our head out.. haih like stick it like that! (

By: Grouchy

Grouchy — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 04:59:03 +0000

By: Ee Von

Ee Von — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 04:39:29 +0000

hahahaahah so funny!!! i can totally relate to it but my situation’s slightly diff.

i was in the car together with my lecturer yesterday and he fucking farted and it was so smelly i think i could have died! (i memang cannot tahan fart smell unless it’s my own wtf) and the worst part is he locked the window and i couldn’t wind it down! AND HE BLAMED ME FOR FARTING OMGGGG.