February 25th, 2009
Polaroids!
#8. 25 February 2009
I just found this awesome polaroid software from poladroid.net! You can turn any picture into a polaroid how cool is that? Even cooler is how it works! Let me show you.
See! So cute! You just have to drag a picture and place it right there.
It takes a while for the picture to dry, JUST LIKE THE REAL POLAROIDS!!!! How cool is that seriously!
I’m so good at finding new things on the web right! First FML now this!
It looks so much like a real polaroid /boo
Sorry this is the only picture of me, EVER, with a cleavage so here you go again hahah
seriously. EVER. ever ever ever. you get it wtf
Barry looks so good here <3<3
Shooo naissss!
I miss him =(((( how ah emo until two posts berturut-turut about him. Berturut turut hahahahha such a funny word! You know what’s an even funnier word? Gedik! hahahah eh gediknya pompuan ni! you know what’s even even funnier? berpacaran! hahah anus hahaha awek makwe pakwe rilek ah hahahah nostalgic malay words crack me up
Anyway I’m sooo emooo cause he’s in Budapest now and I’ve always wanted to go there! He doesn’t have free wifi so he had to pay to talk to me for 30 mins and that really sucked =(
Barry Ooi Eu Hock says:
2mins!
Barry Ooi Eu Hock says:
lemme tell you i love you before i get cut off
*Queen Suet says:
awwww
*Queen Suet says:
okkk <3
*Queen Suet says:
i love you too baby =( u know that
Barry Ooi Eu Hock says:
anyway suet li, i think i’m seriously in love with you =(
*Queen Suet says:
hahahha suet li wtf
*Queen Suet says:
hey barry ooi, i think im in love with you too
Barry Ooi Eu Hock says:
being away from you, even with internet but without hearing your voice or seeing your face made me realize how much i need you =(
*Queen Suet says:
u’re going to make me cry =(
Barry Ooi Eu Hock says:
don’t cry lah! crybaby suet li!
*Queen Suet says:
u la crybaby!
*Queen Suet says:
*shows buttocks
Barry Ooi Eu Hock is now offline
*BAWLS LIKE A BABY
The last words he said to me was “crybaby suet li!” wuwuwuuwuuwu emooooo I’m gonna eat my sorrows away now bye!
p.s: think of all the funniest malay words you can think of to make me happy again! Especially those really zaman tamadun words, really old ones that you only use in your karangan etc. I love peribahasa! They add points to your karangan haha
I always used this last time: masyarakat dan individu haruslah mengalami anjakan paradikma agar blabla cannot continue this sentence cause my BM is damn bad now T__T but BM was really fun, I really enjoyed it while it lasted.
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gelak. geli. pencen WTF.
worst sense of humor, ever.
buntut. bongok. senget. terkahak-kahak. terbahak-bahak. bogel.
oh! muka sama, sebijik!
and i just leanrt one last night
“eh, tgk pompuan tu poyohnya” LOL
hangat hangat tahi ayam!
what about kuku?
“bahasa apa nih cipet”
“tagalog la bodoh”
hahahahahha
ngok ngek betoi kau ni
terhegeh hegeh betoi
oooppppp…i say above not means u
it is just some funny malay i know
“mak engko”
“puki tul”
“apbenda ni”
i seriouslyyyy wanna learn loghat kelate wtf. last time always forced that poor shy kelantanese guy in our class in u8 to teach me new words (shit forgot his name edi! start with A iirc).
Lol…some that i know..
Kepala otak engkau..
Mangkuk ar ko ni..
Sepak takraw kang baru tau…
Opocot!
Peribahasa:
Kera kena belacan – i wonder if someone really did saw a kera that kena belacan lol!
carol, hahaha your one not so crude also! pencen WTF haha
esther, hahahah poyo was my fav word last time hahaha eh poyo la engkau
tasha, ya i just used it once wtf
hayley, kuku funny meh! how about kuku jiao WTF
aud, cipet hahahha
jane, YA TERHEGEH HEGEH IS MY FAV PHRASE HAHAHAH my teacher always use one!!
clem, nooo it’s tetek mak engkau WTF hahahah omg i hope ppl dont scold me for this…lalala im so innocent
yaya i know that guy! i remember his face..not his name T_T
bavani, hahahha u know what?? kepala otak engkau is my fav phrase everrrrr! i always use on barry one. like he’ll say “ok im gonna eat now” then i’ll say “eat kepala hotak engkau” with the h wtf hahahah
HAHAHAHA! ur emo… again! sooooooooo cute! and funny… :p
n yaaaa gedik is a funny word! i even use it in english now…. “damn gedik la that girl…” =.=
im sure u heard of pundek rite??? hahaha. it means pussy. =.=
oh ya.. and poyo… and koya… haha.. no not kaya ok.. hehe.
one word i find it very amusing is the word ‘mengelaba’ i hope i got the spelling correct… imagine a very loud malay girl / women saying.. ‘MENGELABA’ LA YOU NI!! AND showing the hand sign like ‘apalah ni’ ahhaha… well peribahasa my fav is… seperti cendawan selepas hujan .. something like that.. hahah
oh ya n for karangan! especially when we stat the pendahuluan… i always always use… “sejak akhir-akhir/kebelakangan ini…” or “dalam era globalisasi kini….”
n rmbr surat?? surat x rasmi??
menemui sahabatku Abu yang kini berada di Ipoh… Semoga berada dalam keadaan sihat di samping keluaraga… FML
SHOWS BUTTOCKS omg
How bout melentur buluh biarlah dari rebungnya. It’s like my must-have peribahasa because we ALWAYS talk about ajaran agama and didikan keluarga. The points are the same every single essay. -.-”
Or we use seperti katak di bawah tempurung if we compare ourselves with other knowledgable people.
We used to put bm’s imbuhan to hokiien words like mempersiasuikan derived from the word sia sui.
i just learned a new phrase to maki hamun when road-raging:
“kecik-kecik tak nak mampuih, dah besaq menyusahkan hidup orang!”
why is your boyfriend so sweet har?
peribahasa: sesal dahulu pendapatan, sesal kemudian tidak berguna
whenever i write karangan back in SPM days..i always used “justeru” instead of “oleh itu” thinking that “justeru” can get me more points and like upgrade my karangan..thinking that everyone else uses lousy “oleh itu”
this polaroid thing is awesome! thanks for sharing your find
ketiak / tetek wtf haha so funny
bangang , toya, sial, pungkok, kotek, susu tetek nenek, putoh, taik lalat, bulu-bulu,
sebelaih,dua belaih, tiga belaih, empat belaih, lima belaih, enam belaih, tujuh belaih, lapan belaih, semblan belaih,
-_-
n for karangan, esp the gotong royong topic, i always use this phrase “untuk mengeratkan hubungan silaturahim”
yeerrrr~ yr bf so romantic one! he got brother onot? i go ask Audrey’s mom to give birth another son. LOL WTF!?
would love to come out with a naiss BM word but mine also karat liau. denggg~
mana balak eng kau ?
balak = ur boyfriend
i’m sorry i don’t know any malay to help you out…
hey that poladroid program is sooo cool! thanks for sharing!
siok sendiri go for wtf Wahai Tuan Fifit ok fifit is hakka wtf who ever has fifit should digelar WahaiTuanFifit
sorry i’m just out of my mind =.=
your love story is way sweeter than watever tim is cooking up. certainly, feels more real. hang tight!
I remember my BM teacher last time in Brunei used to scold us with “kepala batu muka tembok” wtf I use it now too.
Pantat is funny HAHAHAHHAHA wtf. -___-
anjakan paradigma? hahah… yes, yes, sound so intelligent.
my sains teacher used to scold us with “mangkuk ayun betul budak ni!”
terrerrrrrrrr (not malay but then technically not english either wtf why we so weird liddat)
okay okay funny story, we call my grandparents totok (coz last time small cannot say properly) and nenek and one time my mom was talking to me and wanted to refer to them and she got mixed up and said tetek and nonok! and i laughed my head off for five minutes wtf.
i’m amazed by why people use kepala otak when it’s actually almost the same thing you know. like. cuba try….. anyway both of you so cute and sweet ok! *jealous*
berakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
kena kantoi
mak nenek ank
tok nek ank
semput
cis bedebah
bongok
chili padi
sekupang ( loghat kedah )
barua ( this is little bit rude )
sepet cepet
rontok
bisul
cilaka
pungkok ank
bisa laaaa
melentur buluh biar dari rebungnya
kacang lupakan kulit
dimana ada kemahuan, disitu ada jalannya ( it is correct ?? )
sesal dahulu pendapatan, sesal kemudian tidak berguna
bagai membuka pekung di dada
diam diam ubi berisi
ahahahah..suddenly have so many idea !
Hi Sweat I am so sad I just downloaded the polaroid software but I can’t install it ? It says windows cannot recognise the software, do I have to use MAC laptop to install it? I am using normal windows. HELP!
lalala, ok ill try to be emo again next time to amuse u! wtf. ya pundek hahahha! i dunno whts koya *gasps
elaine, hahaha ya i heard before!
lalala, yaya dalam era globalisasi omg i remember *big wet eyes
ya hahah surat tak rasmi omg so nostalgic. aku sebatang pen! then in the end, “akhirnya, pemilik aku membeli pen baru dan aku terlandas di dalam tong sampah” wtf
michelle, like shin chan! wtf
ping, yaya!! hahha i got use also mempersiasuikan hahaha
nyrac, hahah so funny!!
kylie, i oso dunno wor lemme ask him wtf
cassie, yaya i used justeru also and i thought it sounded damn smart hahah
yosie, no prob!
elle, yaya bulu ketiak WTF
grace, hhahahha wht is belaih! silaturahim yayya hahhaha
jade, hahaha eh too young for u la like this! ur bm very good wht! one day we meet up and speak bm only wtf
jane, ya balak hahha!
sam, no problem!
jac, wht is fifit i never hear before!!
matt, his surprise is very nice also though =( i wish i have a surprise/can do that!
xiangyun, pantat damn funny hahaha
erlinda, yaya!! thts why i always use wtf
hanna, terrer sial u ni! tetek hahah very funny!
why, ya hor..never think of it but it’s funny! means ur head and ur brain wtf. more power to that phrase ma haha
jane, hahhaha why u suddenly tembak so many! on fire ah wtf. i dunno whts barua??
sheryl, hey im not sure..it works on mine! im using vista.i dunno about xp. sorry!
i always mess up with kelapa and kepala…. =(
HAHAHHAHA BAHASA APA NI CIPEK HAHAHAAHAHAH FUNNIEST SHIT EVER
omg ur boobs so big /boo
i have a list of weird and funny bm words but this would be my ultimate favourite. Tetek londeh. Most overused phrase ahaha. oh it means sagging tits ya.
when i found out about the word kelentit, i laughed so hard i creamed my pants WTF. you go find out what it means okay.
I like boleh blah. Oh, and school teacher always used to say this: balik kampung, tanam jagung.
I used to use “kendatipun” instead of “walaupun”, and “keringat” instead of “peluh”
And words like pasca modenisasi, onak dan duri 
Oh yes, besides tetek londeh, back in school, we always say “susu cap junjung”
penunu bunsen. It’s like the word is attempting to sound sophisticated.
cleavage *salivates
nen nen wtf masuk neraka wtf
berhati perut!
fifit is ketiak wtf
Cikgu : Dari mana tahi ayam datang?
Murid : dari buntut ayam, cikgu!
Cikgu : Macam mana tahi ayam terhasil?
Murid : Dari lubang buntut ayam, cikgu!
Cikgu : = _=; sia-sia ajar bebudak bodoh ni.
(just a teaser hor, my malay teacher teach way more hamsap than the usual one T_T so darn funny)
SuetLi jie, =O can you explain what’s the Project 365 Days? “I malas nak gi cari lah” <– pasti denda rm1000.
my teacher used to say “seperti katak di dalam microwave” HAHAHA and i always use natijahnya instead of kesimpulan to make me sound smarter WTF HAHA
gwen, hahha me too! nak makan kepala?
tze, hahahha! ya dunno why optical illusion wtf
waifon, hahahha tetek londeh damn funny. shhaha dunwan tell ppl wht it means la so crude!
shana, hahha ya! my teacher too!
kreazi, wht is kendatipun i’ve never heard of it!! damn good ah. yaya pasca modenisasi i thought it sounded very smart also ahha
lucy, yaya penunu bunsen damn funny hahaha
jammie, WTFF hahah
imyinyin, u damn berhati perut ah!
jaclyn, haha!
kaede, hahhaa! erm it’s just i take a pic a day for a whole year! it’s really fun =D
christine, hahahha microwave! why so creative one wtf. never used natijah before la
Suet Li, kendatipun = walaupun = meskipun
))
so sweet… 555 makes me wanna cry also..>< so happy for you! u guys r so in love w/ each other~~~
OMG THE POLAROID THINGY IS SOOOO FUN!!!
Suet you are (one of) the bestest friend ever. Thank you for the MSN conversation that day. =)
I wish you all the best with Barry. You guys are so in love. I am extremely happy to see that =)
*hugs*
Lizzie: you patahkan pensil I!! T________T
Budak kantoi: la..jgnla menangis. I belikan pensil color baru utk u besok. boleh x?
Lizzie: Tak nak!! *tumbuk budak kantoi on the pinggang*
Budak kantoi: ADUH SAKITNYA!!!! pinggangku takleh guna lagi *titisan air mata jelas kelihatan tapi muka masih control macho*
Lizzie: kekanda nak pensil color warna pink
BUdak kantoi: …. *muka banggang sambil angguk kepala*
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lol suddenly remember wat happen during primary school days..ahh, the good old days XD sometimes i will tell my bf “why u semangat berkobar-kobar?” or “your nafsu tak tentu again” or “berwas-was di jalan raya” just for the hack of it. ANYWAY..
cheer up..
*hugs*