Letter from down below

#14. 4 March ’09

Ok so I stole this picture off the web..I really want to show you what I did today but I wasn’t allowed to take pictures so steal I must! Today is kind of cool cause I had to go to the childcare center for observation! All I had to do was sit behind a two way mirror and..observe the kids! I had to write down EVERY single thing these kids did and compile a report later. Today convinced me that I really want a job that has to do with kids cause I love them so much *big wet eyes

And then I had the hardest exam ever ever ever in the history of time. Ok fine it wasn’t that hard but I like to exaggerate so please let me do so T__T I’m so sooo sick of retinal ganglion cells and lateral geniculate nucleus now grr.

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Dear girl who lives upstairs, I have 3 questions for you.

1. First of all, why do you always sleep so late?

2. So you’re a night owl, but why do you have to walk around so much in the middle of the night?

3. GODDAMMIT ARE YOU LIKE 300 POUNDS OR SOMETHING?!!? Why do you stomp around so much at 2 o’clock in the morning??????????

These are the questions that bug me every night as I lay there wondering what I did to deserve an elephant of a people-who-live-above-each-other mate.

I’ve tried all possible methods to avoid having to write this letter, oh trust me, I’ve tried. Earplugs clearly didn’t work because my entire room actually vibrates along with your footsteps. Sometimes I wake up to find that I have groggily dragged the entire content of my room along with me outside, thinking that there is an earthquake or something.

Ok fine I’m too much of a chicken to actually write her this letter but if it happens again tonight, I shall! Ok fine..i’ll give her another..1 week! No wait, out of the kindness of my gentle and loving heart, I shall give her 1 month! (actually scared wtf 300 pounds ok she can easily squash me to a pulp T_T)

p.s: A short poll!

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25 Responses to “Letter from down below”

  1. 1
    foreverjas says:

    hehe, last time i was staying in the ground floor ! the people upstairs keep stomping the floor in the middle of the night! its damn annoying ! i can’t even sleep !

    and now, i’m staying on the highest floor!!!!!!!!! *revenge*
    *joking* hehe.

  2. 2
    Baz says:

    upstairs neighbor upstairs neighbor sangat gemuk wtf

  3. 3
    Chumi says:

    i used to jump around d house at 3 or 4 in d morning during exams week… to keep myself awake n to disturb d annoying little dog that lives downstairs.. he barks at d slightest sound! hahahhha…

    just leave her a note on her door la.. u dont have to tell her u’r d victim from downstairs.. u could probably say u’r on d same floor or some other room n u ‘feel d vibration’ cos its that bad! :P

  4. 4
    yosie says:

    living on top floor also doesn’t help. downstairs always yelling at each other -_- that is worse than stomping

  5. 5
    cindy says:

    yeah, my ex housemat upstairs was also too noisy until to the wee morning hours of 3am…. After “tahan”ing for about 1 month, i wrote him a letter (what’s more? he’s a huge tall ang mo) telling him that his morning exercise wake me up and it annoys me…

    the result? noise until 1.30am…

  6. 6
    Tan Yee Hou says:

    Eh 300 pounds? Not to worry! Our bodies can carry double our weight so you’ll be fine : )

    *pat pat*

  7. 7
    KY says:

    put her address her and we’ll all write letters to her for u!

  8. 8
    Calvin says:

    Talk about babies and kids, my girlfriend and I always argue because we both wanna quit our work and just be the housewife/househusband in the future wtf =.=

    Ohh by the way, I love kids a lot =)

  9. 9
    Lydia says:

    Oh I feel you, Suet. My neighbour upstairs, apart from everything else that your neighbour does, vacuums his room at 4 in the morning, and plays basketball or something at 5am. I once gathered enough guts to walk up to the front door of his flat, only to be greeted by this dude, who was about 2 heads taller than I am and probably plays rugby or something. He said ‘WASSSSUPPPP BABEEEEE’. And I bowed my head and muttered ‘sorry i got the wrong flat’ and rushed downstairs to lock myself in my room. Sigh.

  10. 10
    lalala~! says:

    oooo kidssss…. i prefer babies tho… they are soooooooooo cute…. all babies are cute….

    hahaha kesian u…. make barry go wack that person la. :p

  11. 11
    kreazi says:

    Dear Girl who lives upstairs,

    I thought you would like to know that pets aren’t allowed in the dorm. You might wanna keep your little elephant away at the barn back at home. Thank you very much.

    From the girl who lives downstairs, who doesn’t really know how to appreciate elephant dance at all :)

  12. 12
    mg says:

    ang moh kids are SOOOO CUTE!!! *meltzzz*

  13. 13
    Erlinda says:

    update regularly! ur blog is like daily news to me now. hehehehe…heppy blogging!

  14. 14
    sam says:

    grab a stick and hit your roof each time she booms upstairs.

    ps. i love your poll. i voted for the last one. not that it’ll ever happen :P

  15. 15
    Kok4U says:

    She might be a drug dealer. I would not mess with her. Stoners and junkies are active at that time. Think abt it.

  16. 16
    tze says:

    aih the perils of living with people. i think jojo is having the same problem as u also because i make alot of noise and i sleep very late wan but she usually just texts me la. but quite understandable cuz the floors doors and walls of my house damn thin! is it the same for ur uni?

  17. 17
    Marge says:

    hah…the easiest solution is for you yourself to move out. or befriend with her. Then exchange room with her so that she feels how you felt. haha…anyway..not to worry much as I know you’ll get through with it somehow. with your love one. :)

    Let’s open a childcare centre of our own in KL?

  18. 18
    so-p says:

    oh, i think your neighbours are just like mine.

    You see, these poor backward fellows just discovered gravity. Thus to their utter disbelief, they have to make sure that they haven’t lost it, and will always be testing their gravity status.

    annoying arent they =)

  19. 19
    IntanCHLY says:

    Don’t know whether you’ve seen this website before http://www.notalwaysright.com I got this website of FML.. it’s awesome especially when you’ve worked at customer service line before. :)

  20. 20
    Jade Zheng says:

    jesus… the girl who lives upstairs. why like that one. sigh!!!

  21. 21
    Fuzzy! says:

    Yours stomp around, my upstairs neighbors move around furniture ONLY in the middle of the night. And damn often one! Like if one week don’t do it 3 times, memang tak sah!

    Plus when they have sex, we get to hear everything. From the creaking beds to the guy-moans wtf!

  22. 22
    Michelle C says:

    Sweatlee, I prefer your normal posts better. :(

    She is probably marching in her sleep

  23. 23
    zeeknotgeek says:

    so sweat, did you whack dat fat b*tch? hahah. tell me if you need any baseball bat or something. ill go toy’r'us then DHL to you. fight! fight! fight! fight!

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    Lena says:

    omg.. i think we are talking about the same person! except for the fact I’m in australia instead. The exact thing happened to me! in fact, every night I lay awake wondering why the hell is the 300 pounds human being staying upstairs is still awake and STOMPING around in the room. T___T

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