March 20th, 2009
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You won’t believe this T_______________T
I don’t and still can’t believe this T_____________________T
We…
missed…
our…
train…….
to Milan……………
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*still speechless
It was actually pretty funny cause we missed the first tram and got on the second tram to the station. We were very happy cause we still had 6 minutes to spare before our train is here so I said..I SAID “you know what will be funny? if we miss this train hahahha so funny hor me FUNNY HOR” then we both laughed and walked into the station to get a STUPID CROISSANT.
THEN
WE CAME OUT RIGHT ON THE DOT TO SEE THE TRAIN ZOOMING AWAY FROM US
AND WE WERE LIKE EH WAIT WAIT!!! BUT THE TRAIN DID NOT STOP..FML!
First of all, why did I make that joke??????
Second of all, why did I get the STUPID CROISSANT???????
Third of all, why is the train so punctual?????????? It left RIGHT ON THE DOT. We missed it by 20 mere seconds.
twenty….seconds….
you can’t even blink 3 times in 20 seconds ok! you can’t even walk 5 steps! (i know it’s not working but what i’m trying to say here is 20 secs is very very short..)
haihhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
haaaaaaaaihhhhhhhh
HAIH
HAIH
Luckily, we got the next train but had to pay 20 euros more T_______T
Stupid croissant cost me 20 euros…….
$1 for 1 second that we were late……..
Now I’m staring at the croissant thinking if I should step on it or eat it or throw it away or fart on it wtf as revenge. Haih ok lah I shall walk to the platform now although I still have one hour. Barry just turned to me and said haha funny hor if we miss the next one too
FUNNY YOUR HEAD LAH YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT’S FUNNY I’LL SHOW YOU WHAT’S FUNNY *proceeds to twist his entire head and stick it in his butt wtf
Haih I’m at fault already somemore want to shout and twist people’s heads wtf. I tell you..pastries will be my sweetest downfall T_T
p.s: MY LUCK GETTING WORSE AND WORSE!!! we just checked the weather for milan and it said “heavy rain shower and high of 8 celcius” WTF!!!! We checked yesterday and it was fine!!!
p.p.s: i just turned to barry and started whining and pretended to cry loudly then a small kid turned to me, pointed and laughed………
=________________= small kids also want to laugh at me. weather forecasts also want to lie to me. my life is worthless now lemme go FML.com to make myself feel better wtf
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lol!!! you are so funny. u both r such a cute couple. enjoy in milan!
My deepest condolence.. Ü
get me LV in Milan suet Ü
*swt* Really expensive croissant. I’m not gonna rub it in.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! sooooooooo funny la u!!!! *im sorry im laughing at ur *coughcough…
but at least u r with barry rite rite rite????
hahaha i feel reading ur post and laughing again! xD
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SWEAT BETUL INI!!
So funny.
eh am i too mean to laugh at this?
HAHAHAA~omg this is really damn FML
you shall go n post this at fml.com wtf
Investigation into the smell of buttocks using the dried saliva on nose technique
Introduction
I have came across numerous written commentary (Liew SL, 2008) about the practice of licking noses, and letting the saliva dry on the licked nose.
In the spirit of scientific curiosity, I decided to investigate the smell of buttocks. As i could not smell my own buttocks without impossible anatomical contortions, I decided to repeat your experiment. I decided to trust existing literature’s assertion that dried saliva on nose smells like buttocks.
The practice of licking noses was described as “fun”. (Liew SL, 2008)
Observations
I licked my right index finger with a liberal quantity of saliva, and used the said index finger to apply a film of saliva on the tip of my nose. Allowing the saliva to dry in air, it was discovered that my nose could detect an increasingly unpleasant odour. The intensity of this malodour increased until the saliva was dry, at which the intensity was greatest.
Summary
It was fucking smelly I don’t even know why I follow the things I read on the internet.
Conclusion
Assuming the smell of dried saliva closely resembles that of buttocks, this experiment concludes that buttocks smell unpleasant.
^ WTF HAHAHAHHA.
oh wow talk about punctuality… european trains take it one step further hahahha.
high speed trains are always punctual.. the japs and euro trains are always on time arriving and leaving.
so remember to be on time when you are heading back.. =)
So funny la if we miss this train <— rofl I really should learn from u. never say the word IF in future. IF is always a possible =_=”
jorrr! kesian wtf! stupid piece of bakery’s fault. HMPH!
OMG FART on croissant for revenge, ROFLMAAAAAAO!!!
Croissants are APLENTY there, so don’t worry about grabbing one! Try the chocolate filled ones coupled with an espresso, BEST!!!
If order cappucinos in Italy, they *may* look at you funny, kinda like ordering errr…Happy Meal for yerself.
KESIAN!!! 20 euros lehhh.. so sad! BUT, no matter what happens, you are both together right? now go get an umbrella and enjoy the rain together with barry! ^-^
awwwwww
but thats funny. you’re funny. HAHA
don’t worry.. there’s other people worse off than you.
have a gooooodddd timeeeeeee!!!
suet u are cute! Ü
sigh liewsuetli
but ya trains are like ridiculously punctual… i’ve missed so many of them here the same way T____________T stupid right on the dot wan!!!
aiyoo…
but nevermind..
in Milan.. you can shop till you drop…
SAVE THE CROISSANT!
eat the 20 euro croissant!! its 20 euro, damn it!
wtf to Ding. Suet, I also want LV ÜÜÜ
ÜÜÜ oooh and you’re right. this is cute ÜÜÜÜ
This is just so funny!!
I see that the amtrak has spoiled you guys. Tut tut..
LOL Suet, this is a good post. You really know how to view “positively” in a “bad” situation. Yes, Malaysia and U.S. have the worst punctuality in train schedule, which is unfortunately not the case in quite a number of countries. They are on time by seconds.
How do you like Milan?
haha. totally made my day.
this is really funny.
“funny hor if we miss the next one too” ROFL!
hahaha youre so funny
I love how you blog… so spontaneous
have fun in milan = )
maybe Barry is also getting audrey’s bad luck !! It’s a Ooi children’s thing wtf
Hahaha. Sorry, but that was so funny. At least now you’ll remember Milan even more each time you eat a croissant.
haha =) u will like milan.. milan is fun! i went there for shopping during the sales period! everything was so cheap (euro 3 to 10 in ZARA) ..
by the way, i’m thinking to go for an exchange in germany (or european countries).. did barry learn any german language there?? need to learn or not??
awww, tough luck!
HAHAHHAHA suetli, left 6 minutes only, how come u think u sempat to buy croissant some more??? So cute laaaaa….hahahahha…
awww, *pats shoulder*
neways have fun in milan!
Maybe there is a good reason for all your “bad luck”, just like the tourist who went to Yemen and faced all kinds of obstacle to go to a UN Heritage Site in a city in Yemen. The next day, this singaporean tourist found out that a bomb went off and killed all 4 Korean tourist at the UN Heritage site! Fortunately for her, she was alive!
hahahahahahahah at Tan Yee Wei’s comment!
That’s so unfortunate! I know how you and barry were so excited about the trip to Milan! But by the way you write it is so funny..hahahahaha….sorry…hahaha!
DUDE..talk about missing trains, or bus for that matter. totally happened to me in austria going to slovakia. we boarded the wrong bus and never saw our bus leave, except that it was right in front of us. we probably would have ended up somewhere in a country village in eastern europe..lost and out of place. luckily we got off. luckily my rusty german skills got us on the next bus.
remember the time we were supposed to go to singapore? wtf
good times good times
my trip to milan was awful T___T will blog about it tomorrow sigh
Don’t sad love!! I haven’t read your blog for 1 whole week ’cause too busy, but wahh you are the most adventurous girl ever wtf! Damn sweet the surrise!
))) Have laods of fun! 
lol! you two really drama-rama lah… so how’s milan? did u get fendi? hehehe… i’m waiting for food now, damn sien…
awh how can milan be awful…. looking forward to the post =)
oh no what a spot of bad luck!! well, no trip is perfect. the most important thing is you spent your break with the person who mattered the most