March 27th, 2009
Crab woman
#37. 27 March ‘09
I was talking to barry on skype and he was going on and on about this very strange woman he saw in Paris (he’s in Paris now, how nice!) Anyway he was telling me that her joints are all at awkward angles and that she crawls instead of walk. I got so confused cause I really cannot imagine anything like that!
Then he drew this picture and I laughed so hard at his drawing for like 10 minutes hahahhaha. Like real hearty HAHAHA laugh not those hehe kind wtf. Damn weird ok?????? The elbows and knees are bent in ways that no human can possibly bend his knees and elbows! Something like a crab!
So then I tried googling crab woman wtf and this came up:
WTF HAHAHHAHAHHA HAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHHAHA I couldn’t stop laughing for a long time!!
And he was in the toilet cause his other roommate is asleep already so he wanted to laugh but couldn’t! hahahaha
Yeah but seriously how weird and sad is that! Does anyone know if it’s a disease or something? I still can’t imagine how will that look like! So poor thing 
Anyway nothing much to update about my life. It’s still really boring as usual sigh. OH WAIT!! Something exciting happened today! While I was showering, someone had the audacity to take the biggest dump in her life! T_______T
Why is my luck so bad seriously?? This is not the first but the THIRD time that I chance upon such misfortune. Not only that, it always happens on the day I choose to wash my hair! Which means I take around 20 minutes in the shower. If this is not bad enough, they are always taking their biggest shit that week on that very same day and time! Cause they usually sit on the throne for more than 20 minutes and never practice the most important rule in a shared bathroom which is:
thou shalt flush right after your shit comes out or it’ll stink the entire bathroom and kill the poor innocent girl in the shower aka me.
I also don’t understand why people take such a long time when I usually only need 6 minutes at most (yes I’ve timed myself so this is real fact wtf). I was so tempted to shout “please flush to save my life!” but alas I was too much of a chicken to. I really have to grow some balls.
Aside from this extremely interesting part of my day, everything else pales in comparison. Let’s see..oh today I realized that I no longer like Gossip Girls. The drama is getting too much and too draggy for me. Bleh! I think I like watching Malaysian Dreamgirl more!
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Hahahahahaha… I usually will tahan and “perap” first until really sakit oredi then only go to the toilet, so usually it’ll be very fast. Some people opt to “pei yang gan qing” (create the mood) on the toilet bowl instead, hence the 10-15 mins spent in the toilet!
Gossip girl gets boring over time. Trust me, the pattern of the series is just repeating itself over and over again.
I rather if they cut it at season 1 and not continue.
Awww… it is so considerate of Barry to go to toilet and laugh. Haha.
and wtf at the first comment, “create the mood” hahahaha!!
but I do that too la. if public toilet, i perap first la… because i want to delay going to the toilet as much as possible.
at home, create the mood la! hehehehehe.
gossip girl. i enjoyed watching the girls bitching around but never in love with it before. now that there are boys over flowers and emergency unit (tvb) for me to watch, i stopped watching gossip girl lol.
In Japan, they always flush first before going to toilet, to avoid ‘noises’. What the heck. Everyone pisses anyway. What’s the big deal?
I stopped watching Gossip Girls many many many months ago (which I could not recall) lol! I see you (from your blog, of course) watching Fated to Love You
Maybe you can try to watch My Queen. You may like it? xD
wow 6 minutes and that’s really fast haha!
I go in and go out like I go in and out to pee only! Lol. I am proud of myself! haha High 5 Suet! I never understand how people could sit in for 20 minutes.. relax and read the paper.
well sometimes we really need some “rest” through our busy life everyday if we’re city people and hardly apply leave to any relaxing places. Thus our toilet free of charge although its not really hygienic there, at least we can lay our bloody ass on the jamban read some magazines while sipping 1892 red wines. Haha…
6 minutes?
consider you make your body wet and hair takes 20 seconds, shampoo-ing yout hair 25 seconds, scrubbing body 1 minutes, moisturizing hair takes 2 minutes, 15 seconds to pee, 1 minutes to wash off everything and 1 minutes to wipe your body and dry hair. Total 6 minutes. Hmmm… I bet your water bill isn’t expensive right. Hehe
haha… totally understand how you feel…
mine’s worse…
the people in my campus resorts to other means to “cover” the smell of the poo while they’re doing their business…
you guessed it, cigarettes…
during “peak hours” the bathroom/toilet will be so saturated with smoke that you think they’re fogging for nyamuk aedes…
that statue is so freaking weird. :S :S
omg in so into msian dreamgirls too! hahaha. who u paling suke????
i’ll reply comments tomorrow!! have to work for 10 hours T_T
I think the crab woman’s located in penang or somewhere in Msia. Hahaha cause I think I’ve taken a photo with it
LOLOLOL the crab woman hahahah but don’t laugh so much, karma.
That crab ppl is taken at singapore 虎豹别墅, i went there b4, still got a lot more this kinda a weird thing, not only this. =)
poor you with the toilet dilemma… it totally sucks when you have to smell other’s shit… well, its either suffer it or tell her off… and umm…althought i didn’t timed myself, but i did look at the watch before and after i shit which is exactly 5 or 7 minutes everytime…
Classic polio. And you can laugh all you want since Polio usually attacks kids only.
kreazi, hahaha create mood wtf! i dont like to do that! wasting time only..
michelle, yeah i wanna stop edi also..
intan, hahha nola he memang was sitting in the toilet cause his fren was already asleep outside wtf. haha
jy, eh i never hear before! nice ah?
shana, haha yeah if it’s just peeing then no need la! waste water!
fumoffu, yeahh i love FTLY!!! is it as nice?
jaysee, haha yeah!
lilxcute, heh yeah!
saddient, haha 6 minutes to shit not to shower! i take 20 mins to shower la!
porcupine, haha here cannot smoke inside one so yays! dont have that problem
ky, ya seriously =S
lalala, hehe i’ll write a post on it later!!
lynn, isit?? wahhh
smacky, ya im not laughing at the woman! very poor thing ok =(
shenesse, haha penang also got apparently! so weird
cindy, ya i was too scared to tell wuwuw
fuzzy, yeah barry told me. sigh.
May i suggest you check the dining-hall menu and correlate it to the days the extreme dumping incidents happen? If there seems to be a high incidence of “dumping” on days they serve a certain “beany” food like bean buritos or some fancy item like “tomyam steak”, you might wanna reschedule hair-washing days whenever they serve that.
hahahhaha! eh but we got a lot dining halls leh! how to check all the correlations! walau this will be a good topic for my statistics class wtf
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