March 30th, 2009
Dumbo
Barry was complaining how our conversations are getting so dull these days cause I always say the same stuff over and over again. This is unfortunately very true and calls for a great concern because my vocabulary is getting much smaller too ;_;
These are the common phrases I reuse over and over again in ALL our daily conversations:
1. dumbo
Seriously it’s getting a little too much lately. I greet him with “dumbooo” EVERYTIME we talk!! on msn, on skype, on everything! Pick up his call and I’ll go “hello dumbo!” How?? this is a critical problem.
For example:
It’s really that bad ok! T_T
Worst thing is it’s in my subconscious already! I just typed dumbo without knowing that I did it..like using wtf. Arghhh! dumbo isn’t exactly the sweetest pet name for someone wtf
2. your head lah
This is such a useful phrase!!! I use it very very often..a little too often actually that it’s getting annoying. For example:
Barry: I want to buy new shoes!
Me: new shoes your head lah!
Barry: ;_;
3. something something je tau
Like your head lah, this one has almost the same usage.
Barry: I want to shower!
Me: shower shower je tau!!
Barry: ;_;
4. ca~nnot like tha~t
this ~ means i drag that part longer. like caaaannot like thaaaat. The way I say it is very very annoying one!!! I want to show you but I can’t obviously so if you see me on the street, stop me and ask me how I say this and I’ll tell you! Damn annoying but funny also wtf
Barry: sigh I’m too lazy to go out with my friends
me: ca~nnot like tha~t!
Barry: but you stay in your room all the time too!
me: tsk tsk tsk..ca~nnot like tha~t!!!
Barry: ;_;
5. you lah
THIS is sooooo useful! I love this phrase! You can retort ANYTHING with it and the other person will not know what to reply to it at all.
Barry: Let’s go to the mall!
Suet: You lah go to the mall
Barry: ……*gives up on life ;_;
As you can see, the phrase has NO meaning at all hahahah
But anyway why I said you can use it to retort anything is cause whenever he scolds me for something, I’ll use this to defend myself and it’ll leave him dumbfounded.
Barry: eh don’t talk so loud!
Me: you lah don’t talk so loud!
Barry: stop copying me!
Me: you lah stop copying me!
Barry: ;_;
hahahahhah damn useful right!!! I think I should join the debate team!
Opponent: Abortion should not be made legal because it’s akin to murdering one’s child blablabla
Me: you lah shouldn’t be made legal!
…………I question my intelligence sometimes hahhaha but seriously, there’s NOTHING the other person can say after I said that because it’s so dumb!
6. Nooo
I actually feel stupider as I write this cause this list is getting lamer and lamer.
Barry: Bee you should go to the gym more ok. You don’t drink enough water also no wonder you can’t shit lah! Must eat more vege also if not later you complain you haven’t shat in 4 days again. How like that? Complain your lips very dry lah this lah that lah but ownself never drink water.
*long pause*
Me: Nooo
Barry: ……….;_;
What does “nooo” even mean in that context?? But it’s quite a good retort right. When your mom is nagging at you to clean up and asking you why you’re so messy etc etc you just go “nooo” then she got nothing to say in return already hahaha
Yeah so it’s really very interesting to talk to me right wtf. It’s amazing that Barry hasn’t given up on me…yet. But these are all very addictive! After some time, HE started using all MY phrases too. When I was in Germany, we had a rule that if any of us used these phrases, the other person would be given all the rights to flick the other person in the forehead as hard as he/she could flick hahah.
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Can’t resist. Funny beyond words.
Opponent: Abortion should not be made legal because it’s akin to murdering one’s child blablabla
Me: you lah shouldn’t be made legal!
…………I question my intelligence sometimes hahhaha but seriously, there’s NOTHING the other person can say after I said that because it’s so dumb!
I burst out laughing after reading this!!!
Hahaha~ I don’t really chat alot in msn so, I dunno if I overuse any words. BUT i seriously type too much ‘hahahahah’. i simply just type ‘hahahhaaha’ over what people reply me. XD no point at all!
omg ur so funny wtf. just so funny wtf wtf! *dies*
omg it stack dumb cis
HAHAHHA why barry’s face so funny ;_;
hhhHhhahahahaha so funny!
sei loh… how much blood did Barry vomit up?
How about, talking like characters on American TV? You can try hip hop style, bimbo style, Midwestern/cowboy style. Here are my suggestions so your conversations don’t die horrible deaths.
B: Hello
S: Wassup my nigga?!!
B: at least I don’t get called Dumbo
B: Hello
S: OMG baby, like hello too, totally
B: at least I don’t get called Dumbo
B: Hello
S: Howareya doin’ handsome? Ya more delishus than sum airpel pai
B: wtf *dies
Why 33 got shifty eyes in the Malay video one hahaha
u are soooooooooo funny!! *i used to type like that*
Haha! i actually was laughing at my comp so funnyyy hahahahaha
it’s da same situation here…
my common phrases would be seimou, patpo (i call my gals this =.=), qisin (crazy), hut lo hut lo (literally means, alive lor alive lor, cos my friends say don’t keep say sei, inauspicious wo)
eh u dont call me any of this! why! *unloved
u are not a boring person la ok. You’re still very entertaining even if you talk about the same thing over n over again =)
damn funny Barry’s face ;_;
ey, i use this ~ a lot too.
like when i say..yea right~ in an annoying way or refusing to believe what someone had said.
HAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY LA U……..
A true malaysian at heart!! *cheers* =P
I can imagin you saying “Your head lah” Hahahha.
alamak miss you la. cepat balik malaysia.
Poor Baz kor kor, everytime has to ;_; because of your vocabulary.
kesian kesian.
I give you some tips lah, lenglui, hope you two can be more happy when chat with each other.
1) Sometimes you have to agree with him. They said fights are good so you could understand each other but if you argue, that’s a different story.
2) Create a nickname which makes him >/////////< “aiyo embarassing lah oy” but not ;_; ” wtf so i am this kind of people in your heart lah ”
3) try change ‘your head lah’ / ‘je tau’ (only know) to something quite humor-ish, i.e. ” eat only you know, me you forgot “, ” I want to buy new clothes!, Buy new clothes your armpit lah” wtf
4) While being reasonable, also be logic too.
Just kill me lah if my tips don’t sound good to you, ._. I’m single btw. wtf.
“Barry: Bee you should go to the gym more ok. You don’t drink enough water also no wonder you can’t shit lah! Must eat more vege also if not later you complain you haven’t shat in 4 days again. How like that? Complain your lips very dry lah this lah that lah but ownself never drink water.”
LMAO
LOL. I laughed at you-lah too. That’s really funny. I think I use the words lol and swt to often. Played a game that has the emoticon and got stuck to it for umpteen years.
ahahah your ‘you lah’ is the equivalent of my bf and i using ‘your face.’
Opponent: Abortion should not be made legal because it’s akin to murdering one’s child blablabla
Us: YOUR FACE SHOULD BE MADE ILLEGAL.
eh why in that one makes sense. it’s usually more like:
me: eh the sun is out!
him: YOUR FACE IS OUT
er, wtf.
we also call each other busuk, damn manja and annoying wtf. but only to each other tho, not in public haha. dumbo is quite endearing what!
Kesian lah ooi! Dumbo lol!
= =
cheh this post is just a brief sample of how annoying you are.
suet: i love youuuu *in manja voice*
me: i love you toooo *mimicking manja voice*
suet: why you do that voice!
me: ala, you-
suet: i’m a girl i’m a girl i’m a girl-
me: said-
suet: i’m a girl i’m a girl i’m a girl
me: ;_;
suet is such a hero!!!!
this post reminds me of this – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QA5Od2AXqvI
i just flicked myself in the forehead hard WTF just to see what it would feel like WTF =___________________________________________= why am i liddat.
This is very hilarious! Go Suet! lol
betsy, haha thanks! =P
yumii, haha is if it’s funny but not thatt funny. hahaha means quite funny. hahahha means super super funny leh!!
lalala, haha why u wanna die!!
jammie, ya so funny ;_; damn cute!
jy, heh what should i reply to someone who says it’s funny ah. if i say thanks abit like perasan. if i say funny meh? abit like too humble that it’s annoying wtf
aw, hahaha wtf!! he’ll vomit blood straight away seriously! got shifty eyes meh!
imyinyin, haha thanks! type like wht?
valerie, thanks! =D
annant, haha qisin la u! wtf. i dunno whts hut lo!! never hear before wor.
aud, wtf ok i shall call u dumbo from now on
lucy, haha im actually very annoying wtf. ;_;
pattirmina, haha ~~~~
jenn, thank kiu wtf
solitary, ya the way i talk very malaysian one!
jessie, hahah i say more when i come back wtf. i will! soon!
kaede, haha. why u give me tips! we’re very happy now wtf.
lilxcute, i never use lol before cause it sounds so weird leh!
hanna, hahaha your face quite good also! i shall use next time. barry: ;_; wtf
dumbo is calling him dumb, endearing ah hahaha
sean, hello sean ooi wtf. u also ooi ah
michelle, = = back
baz, im a girl im a girl im a girl wtf
ries, hahha i just saw it! so cute!
carol, WTF why u like that T_T i flick for u next time wtf
may, haha thanks! =D
why like that wan lah?
I use all that phrases when I talk to my sister! Hahaha. I always like to use ‘dum dum’. It basically means stupid, but just ‘sweeter’. *in denial*
Lol!! I would really want to see you say, “You lah shouldn’t be legalized” in the debate. It would be priceless!!
cute lar you.. And I’m guilty of using “~” excessively too.. I used to use “your head/your foot” a lot.. nowadays, it’s “tension sial”.. or when I’m really angry at someone, I’ll scold bloody fool but I’ll pronounce it as blardy ppool..like I’ll drag and emphasize the “p”
hahahahahahha i was stressed over my test before this but this made me laugh!!
btw *waves. hello i’m an ex-silent reader
and i love your blog!
here’s a good one commonly used in nz (but dont use, it’s actually kinda rude if yo uthink about it)- “your mum”.
e.g: if you and a friend are walking in say, a shop and she sees something and goes, “what’s that?” you reply with “your mum”. or my favourite one: if a friend goes, “is that you suet?” (or a variation of that) you go, “nah it’s your mum.”
works all the time, and it never fails to crack me up
I DO THAT TOO HAHAHHA I DO THAT TO BARRY ALL THE TIME AND he gets damn tulan cause he taught me one ahhaha
aiyah no probs la..we r all typicall malaysian mah..:)
omigod suet! u speak like, exactly, the same way i speak with my ex last time!!!! so me and my ex! i love it! it’s not lame, it’s cute! my bf tahan-ed me also. lol. u n barry the cutest couple in d world. tho both of u study in the states, not 1 bit of msian of u is lost. u’re d funniest!
hahaha!!! i always say denggg & “like that lorrr” & lao diao. @@”
you lah why so funny this entry
i just use lol when typing. but I dun say it out. My bf does though..haha. My bf finds me annoying when I ask too many Whys…after he says something. Why? after he replies, why? <_<
WTF damn funny seeing these things ;_; ;_; ;_; end every conversation of yours and Barry’s wtf
hahaha, yes i’m also an ooi.
love you excessive use of ‘wtf’s', and barry said he got influenced by you already too, lol.
lol .. ur funny .. i use the *u la* sometimes ..
most of the time i will say * ur uncle la* .. cant stop it!!hehe
omg miss suet li you are uber funny! and barry seems like damn frustrated/nothing to say/kena buli kaukau =p
1st of all, why kaede beri tips? as if barry n suet r unhappy. hahahaha!!!!! nice one.
hahaha!that’s so funny.i like to reply to my bf with cute noises that’s totally inaudible. i’m 24 -________________-”’
“…………I question my intelligence sometimes hahhaha but seriously, there’s NOTHING the other person can say after I said that because it’s so dumb!”
I think you just made my room mate thinks i’m either crazy or dumb. Cause I tried to tahan so hard and finally LAUGHED OUT REALLY LOUD at that sentence. I dare not look at my room mate now. I should be studying Spanish for tomorrow’s oral. T_T
Ok, after I finish commenting. I like to use the word cis…and I use it in all situations, good and bad…
the ‘you lah’ is damn funny. It’s surprisingly useful…haha
jaysee, why like wht!
shana, hahah! yeah dum dum la u!
dwee, hahah i will! next time wtf
kreazi, haha blardy ppool la u! i use that too =P
sulynn, haha hello ex silent reader! does tht mean u stopped reading for a while??
sibs, oh i reply edi. ya i use ur mum damn alot. cause in US it’s kinda famous also haha it’s so random but funny!
sue, hahah! yaa
amber, hahah u puji me so much leh! thankiu thankiu! =D
jade, wht is lao diao! i never say like that lorr before leh must say now
bob, haha i dunno wor wtf
lilxcute, haha!
xiangyun, ya damn funny right! ;_;
sean, haha i try not to use it too much these days!
sue, why ur uncle not ur mom or dad or sis or bro wtf
tamago, hahaha nola actually usually he’ll laugh and play along one wtf
erlinda, hahaha dunno!!
emi, ahahah im 24 tht part damn funny hahahha
ping, hahaha so funny until u laugh so loud meh?? dun la make me perasan later i feel like i can become comedian edi wtf. i used to say cis alot! but it’s just a phase haha
lemon, yaya!! try it ok! haha
i also got common used phrase, in mandarin.
friend: eh u look fat in that dress
me: pi gu la ni… (meaning butt la u..)
haha. commonly used when i dont want to accept the fact that people says :S
eh how come got another ‘jy’ left comment here wtf
hahaha u seriously damn lame la weii
i love to use ‘~’ too to show that i’m dragging that part
lol
LOL yes! join the debate team!!!! then you can tell us how it went
hahahahhahaha poor barry his responses are so varied
Prob his ego got hurt. it can get funny first few times. but after a while, it does get annoying. it’s just like if he’s calling you fatso or fatty as joke but if it continues for a while, i’m sure you’ll get annoyed and start to think like you are fat. call something nice like babe or dear etc?
no lah he’s not so sensitive. and i only use it when i’m joking. dear wtf hahaha like old woman talking to kids. hey dear take this candy
HAHAHA I ALSO ALWAYS SAY “NOOO” and “YOU LA” to everything HAHAHAHAHA its so pointless HAHAHAHAHA
You are really hilarious. I was like reading the words, then i started laughing uncontrollably. Your words kind of depict the way you speak to people. Hahahah. I think if you were talking to me, I would probably burst into laughing fits.