April blues

It’s the time of the year again T___T Stress like shit la how how how!!! I have 2 papers due next week (both are like 4 pages each so no problemo), one due week after that but it’s a 15 page paper leh!!!!!!!! HOW?!!?!?, and FOUR final exams!!! Going to die die die die

Following my last year’s strategy of writing a good paper, I shall use the same method again! You see, the key to writing a good paper is to start with a good title (or so I try to delude myself into believing..). Last year I wrote on influence of religions on women’s role in premodern China. This year, for my Chinese Fiction class, I’m writing on..Cultural Revolution and its portrayal in contemporary chinese fiction! but that’s all I’ve thought of so far. I have NO clue on what the pendahuluan, isi or penutup should be T_T But must have faith! I’m sure it’ll come to me later!

#55. 22 April ‘09

Saw this cool thingymajig in the library!

#56. 23 April ‘09

Today is gym day so off I go.

Squash is my new obsession! It gets crazy addictive

#57. 24 April ‘09

This is sooooo funny!!! We went to the kitchen to cook and I saw this on the table and went OMG OMG CONDOM WRAPPER OMG OMG OMG~!!!!!!!! and shanshan freaked out cause I freaked out and we both stood there with our jaws on the ground. We kept saying EWW who would have sex on the table?? EWW EWW! Then we wanted to cook but we couldn’t possibly do so when this was still there so I bravely volunteered to throw it out.

I held it between my thumb and index finger and used my other hand to pinch my nose (i was just being stupid). Then I was quite curious to see what brand that was wtf so I held it up and tried to read what it said.

“FINISHING TOUCH: FLAVOR ENHANCER”

I was gasping cause I thought it was lubricant or something (???) so I went OMG OMG OMG IT’S LUBRICANT OMG again and then shanshan freaked out cause I freaked out.

Then upon closer inspection, I saw tiny words that said:

PLEASE ADD RIGHT BEFORE SERVING

errr..wtf? And then I found out that it was some stupid seasoning for someone’s stupid instant noodle.

=____________=

let’s continue our daily lives now and pretend this didn’t happen wtf

p.s: I’m bingeing on a huge pack of Toblerone that Fish Fish gave to me cause I’m feeling so stressed out from my work (which I haven’t officially started yet whoops). Why does everyone seem to lose weight during exams but me?? I usually eat more when I feel stressed one.

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42 Responses to “April blues”

  1. 1
    Tamie says:

    hahaha, you should send this story to fmylife.com

  2. 2
    carol says:

    i thought it was flavored condoms WTF. green packing, apple flavor haha.

  3. 3
    km says:

    The condom part was amusing. Hahaha.

    Jia you with exam. Worst case you can be my room mate in hell coz I’m dying. LOLZ

  4. 4
    jay see says:

    i thought it was the apple flavor condom! haha

  5. 5
    Josh says:

    HAHAHAHHAHA WTFFF

    Flavour enhancerrrr. So you and Baz use seasoning izzzit, wtf.

    Good luck with your finals! I know how it feels to have exams and submissions at the same time T.T

  6. 6
    Mabel says:

    Hahaha…So funny Suet. I thought it was green apple flavour too. Jia you Suet!

  7. 7
    Hayley says:

    haha how can u mistaken that was a condom wrapper?! :S
    anyway i totally understand that kinda STRESS you’re facing now.. but no choice la have to go through also..
    all the best to u suet!!

  8. 8
    Jay says:

    I’ve just recently started to get into squash as well! Loves the fact that it makes u sweat within 10 minutes! xoxo

  9. 9
    Sean Ooi says:

    From the looks of your photography skills, you successfully made it look like a condom wrapper, lol

  10. 10
    yin says:

    HAHAHAHAHA! sweat betul! seasoning wrapper… LOLZ! but it does look like a condom wrapper. hehehe…

  11. 11
    lydia says:

    ai… me too,, during exams or when im stressed i stomp to the kitchen shouting “i’m so mad! i’m so mad!” and grab everything that is eatable off the shelves =________=;;

  12. 12
    Ping Ping says:

    HAHAHHAHA…condom wrapper…so farnee la u…and that shanshan freaked out cause u freaked out…hahahahah…as usual, super layan…

    U too stress d…so your mind needed something to clear off some thoughts…so u go fikir bukan-bukan…kakakaka…I am having exam also…But two more papers and I’m done with my first year. I know how it feels to have so many papers due in the same week. It’s like you finish with one and you’ve got 4 others staring at you. Can’t even breathe.

  13. 13
    Pei says:

    well yeah I do agree with the others that it does look like a condom wrapper…. that’s gonna be a big ewy.. but its funny… hehehhe

    take it easy for the assessments and exams ya~ I’ve been through that stage, looking back I’m missing the uni life tho…~

    Oh yeah, since you have got yourself addicted to squash, hit it hard to vent out your anger. When I’m stress what I’ll usually do is take the squashie ball and see the squashie ball as the ultimate stress, I’ll hit it til I’m tired, and it does makes me feel so much better.. hehe.. (sound kinda violent)
    anyway you take good care of yourself ova there ya *hugs* good luck and all the best~~ =)

  14. 14
    xiao says:

    eh me tooo! all my paper due dates are hitting me like fast-served squash balls ahahah.

    this reminds me. the condoms my school’s health center gives out all made in malaysia! when i found out i laughed so much. go malaysian rubber oO

  15. 15
    lalala~ says:

    good luck in ur exams k!!!! u can do it! i oso put on alot of weight during xms…. sigh… but i try to eat healthy food insted when im stressed… eat la buah-buahan ke… =)

    NATASHA IS OUT SUET OH WHY SUET WHY

  16. 16
    emi says:

    haha, on first look i thot it’s a condom wrapper too lah wtf
    and like you..i feel very proud of myself whenever i snag good buys. heehee. jia you for your 2 papers :)

  17. 17
    sweatlee says:

    tamie, ya FML T_T

    carol, hahaha ya wtf

    km, thanks! T_T

    jaysee, hahaha i didnt even think of tht!

    josh, wtfff! haih suxxx

    mabel, thanks! =D

    hayley, looks like it no meh?? thanks!

    jay, yeahh i love squash!

    sean, hahaha means wht! lousy isit!

    yin, yeah!! haih scared me for nothing

    lydia, yeah T____T die la die la

    pingping, ya she damn layan lor hahah. ya and i’m done with my 2nd year!!! T_T good luck to us!

    pei, yeahh! hahah. yeah man tomorrow i’m gonna hit it sooooo hard!! cant wait to play!

    xiao, sighhh how cant breathe for 3 weeks! hahaha tht’s funny!

    lalala, thanksss! haha nvm still got ming!!

    emi, thanks =D

  18. 18
    Donna says:

    hmmm.. i always miss your first round replied. =_____=”

    good luck with your finals..
    * final is always a night mare, i never able to slp 1 night before my finals. T_T,
    best thing were I graduated already! barely alive. =.=”

  19. 19

    Looks like a sachet of seasoning to me. Your reaction is a reflection of whats on your mind. Dont worry, exams tend to do that :)

  20. 20
    tzia says:

    my finals is around the corner too. No, to be exact, is tomorrow. ughh.
    all the best to you. add oil!!

    that condom part is funny.
    your post never failed to make me laugh. ;)

  21. 21
    quinee says:

    hi gurl, i love to read your blog. i like your attitude^^. the pictures in the previous are fucking funny. you got ur own style weyyy….u r pretty^^

  22. 22
    pattirmina says:

    hahaha. i really thought it was a condom wrapper too.lol.
    and hey all the best for your papers! =)

  23. 23
    Joy SE says:

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
    Suet oh suet.
    Seasoning = condom
    xDDDDD

  24. 24
    liz says:

    me too me too! i eat more when im stressed T____T which explains why i feel like a hippo most of the time. haih. must gym more often!

  25. 25
    lingling says:

    hey,http://tw.news.yahoo.com/article/url/d/a/090423/78/1iayf.html

    check out this new. this celebrity picture look like you !!!

  26. 26
    Ren says:

    i was reading and eww with it…
    and read till the end… i can’t hold it and LOL
    colleague next to me give me a kind of face =..=
    HAHAHHA
    hilarious!

  27. 27
    mg says:

    i knew it must be a seasoning wrapper!! :P

  28. 28
    yiwin says:

    you’re not alone! i gain about 1-2 kg during exams! Usually i skip meals but during exams i must have proper meals and lots of snacks. haha.

    Good luck with your papers and exams! I just finished my 2nd last exam. 1 more to go and it’s holidays! Btw, just wondering, wad kinda citation do you use for ur reports? MLA?

  29. 29
    Baz says:

    hahahahha imagine all those chinese kids, coming in to your kitchen to steal your hotpot ingredients, having sex on your table, and then not cleaning it up “because it’s your job” hahahahaha

  30. 30
    Erlinda says:

    i was ‘ewwwing’ until i read the last part. wat la… :P

  31. 31
    Sean Ooi says:

    hahaha eh, don’t dare to say lousy lar, ooi will come whoop my arse.
    okok, *puts on a serious look*, your photography skills are good. :D

  32. 32
    melanie says:

    Hahah damn funny. totally made my morning! In d midst of final exam also! Just now my friend told me she secretly cried in the room coz she thinks why she had to suffer all the torture before exam. LOL.

    Anyway, all the best. Examination is just an activity to past time . HEHE. this is what i always tell myself LOL

  33. 33
    xyz says:

    omg u both are so cutee! hilarious!

  34. 34
    sweatlee says:

    donna, haha yeah! thanks =D

    june, yeah maybe cause i saw it from afar leh! right right!

    tzia, haha thanks! good luck too T_T

    quinee, thanks! =D

    pattir, yaa not only me right! thanks!

    joyse, T___T haih

    liz, ya me too!! gambatte T_T

    lingling, hahah it’s cecilia! yeah i get that a lot actually *shy. but she much muchhhh prettier ok!

    lalala, lucy, pingping, erlinda, funny la u all!!!

    ren, hahaha!! the wtf face isit! haha

    mg, hahah i saw from far ok looks different!

    yiwin, haha! yays! yeap mla. why ah!

    baz, hahhaha ya T_T

    erlinda, hahha!

    sean, haha he wont la! ooi = you also what wtf

    melanie, haha why so sad one cry when she thinks of it! thanks i’ll tyr to think of it tht way!

    xyz, haha thanks! =D

  35. 35
    iylia says:

    >.<”

    this is the funniest thg in the century!

  36. 36
    Frus says:

    that noodle must have tasted really rubbery!

  37. 37
    Renato Kama says:

    Interesting post – I was thinking about an article on a related subject that I need to take a shot at, but from a slightly different angle. Thanks for sharing this with others…Obviously a lot of people appreciate it too!

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