May 5th, 2009
Gloomy days ahead
#59. 2 May ’09
I cannot believe it’s May already. The sakura flowers are all wilting cause the weather has been wonky lately sigh
#60. 3 May ’09
Room choosing night in my new dorm 
#61. 4 May ’09
May and I’m still wearing tights. What is this injustice I see?
It’s goddamn May and I’m still wearing a coat!!!!!!!1 STOP toying with my fragile heart like this. One moment it’s 31 celcius, one moment it’s back to 15 celcius.
#62. 5 May ’09
I’m going crazy with the amount of reading and research I have to do for this paper. I can’t wait for everything to be over and done with in exactly..9 days!
Good luck to everyone who has exams as well! I’m going to blog very minimally for the next 9 days (do not tempt me please T_T) so please don’t expect long entertaining posts! You should be entertaining me right now in fact T__T I reallyyyy need all the entertainment in the world.
Please tell me any happy/funny stories! Like Dear Suet Li, today I dreamt of myself swimming in a pool filled with urine. I woke up to find myself soaked in my own pee WTF
or! or!
Dear Suet Li, you are so funny har har har (this will totally make my day wtf)
or you can write me a poem!
pen merah pen biru, you marah i love you! teehee
you think I should stop right here? yeah i think so too wtf
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HAHAHAHHA…that poem..I still cant believe we would write such poem in friend’s auto book in primary school lor..thinking back, so funny woiiiii…
like the whole poem no kaitan also…pen, marah, love? Penpal ar???
hahaha yey yey im the firsttttt! xD
ok la suet.. u know i love u rite… like i mean i love reading ur blog n everything *covercover*….
so becoz of that! let me give u a teka-teki… to make u love me happy happy…
dalam banyak2 kopi kopi mane yg x leh minum….?
kopiko?? kopicat?? wtf
sigh damn sad la my life always oso one minute late… T-T
nope nope…. try one more time… :p
KOPIAH!
i give up!!! answer pls!
eh… dont get angry k…
the answer is….
kopikirsendiri
(ko pikir sendiri) :p
hmm, not sure u’ve heard of this joke..
Tan Kok Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
Kok Beng: “COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Taipei AND LAS VEGAS ?”
Operator: “JUST A MINUTE…”
Kok Beng : “THANK YOU ” AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.”
or this:
After completing a jigsaw puzzle he’d been working on for quite sometime, Kok Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
“It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT”, Kok Beng brags.
“FIVE MONTHS? THAT’S TOO LONG”, the friend exclaims.
“YOU ARE A FOOL.” Kok Beng replies, “SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN FOR 4-7 YRS.”
haha, not sure it entertains u.. but, all the best ya!! kah yao!
Hoho got one riddle damn wtf wan…
Selak kain nampak bulu
Selak bulu nampak biji
Selak biji nampak batang
wtf guess guess.
WTFFFF i dunno!!!
Clean thy dirty mind! It’s corn.
My verrryy quick stop while im fixing my stupid paper…
hahhahahahah did you notice you were holding a pen in the pic? such a good student hahah like you’re studying then take a break and change into nice clothes walk outside take pic then come back into the room and study lol.
Dear sweat lee,
a black kid pee on my friend’s leg on purpose at a public swimming pool’s shower room FHL HAHAHHAHA
Dear Suet Li, you are so funny har har har
eh what dorm are you!
What is purpose of fast food exist in this world?
answer: To keep ppl alive.. you see all of our grand grand grand grand ancestry died now because there were no fast food in their world..
wtf wtf wtf..
a random conversation between my friends and I yesterday. She said human can survive by only eat ubi, no fast food.
i said never.
she replied, all our moyang can survive wat.
I replied, ya.. but they all died now right?
wtf..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHH U R F FUNNY!
Good luck, sweat!!! Last night my cat jump on my lap with his soft toy tiger in his mouth, he dropped it on my lap and jump off from my lap, leaving the poor little tiger with me. >.<
Now he’s sleeping on my lap as I’m typing this. (is this entertaining enough for you? ^-^)
heres a song.
ini itik, ini itik,
quack quack quack.
quack quack quack.
suka main air,
suka main bulu,
quack quack quack.
quack quack quack.
*clap* *clap* *clap*
Dear Suet Li,
today during econs lecture..i was soo sleepy
i tried to wake myself up by thinking of disneyworld~
i guess i was half sleeping half awake cause when i looked down at my notes..it says “AC=AR,AC=P longterm:no profit can be made, only just disneyland”
wtf T_T
oh and why you don`t like cold weather ar..
its supposed to be autumn here in austraia…but its stil so warm boo
lol..i used to write when i am half sleeping in class too..when i wake up, i usually don’t understand what i write..the worst is when i’m holding a pen T.T i have to liquid everything off..
oh oh! i remember there was once i was half sleeping and the teacher was giving answers. then i realised i wrote the first 2 alphabets for every answer WTF.
haha! i thought i was the only one T_T
one javanese who barely speak any english was looking for a jigsaw in a hardware supermarket. The assistant asked, “may I help you?” And he said (while moving both his knuckles forward and backward) “I want to buy a tool.. that come to you.. come to me.. come to you.. come to me”.
ps: this is a real story. In melbourne.
Another one..
I wonder can you read Chinese?
每一个精子都渴望一个做人的机会。
所以机会一来时，大家都会以最快的速度往前冲。
今天，他们终于等到机会了，大家都奋不顾身往前冲。
几个走在前面有经验的精子突然刹车大喊“他妈的，是打飞机，大家不要冲出去送死啊”
Quite lame, but funny. =______=”
Nah, a comment to make you happy…
Dear Suet Li, you are so funny har har har (this will totally make my day wtf)
oh dear, forgot to delete the “(this will totally make my day wtf)”
HAHAHAHAHAAH XD
blazer and black heels better!
Lol eh wtf u copy my dream of me in the swimming pool wan then woke up with pee-ed bed sheet is it? LOL
I dont have any interesting story to share so i am gonna say..
HAHHA SUET YOU ARE SO FUNNY OMG I DIED LAUGHING.
xD
Good luck for the exam. At least you need to suffer for nine days only, my mid year exam take three weeks k.
TT__TT and i havent study yet. TT__TT
Gambateh to both of us.
i’d tell you a racist joke but clearly not suitable for public consumption here wtf. kaitzin told that joke to me just now hahahahhahaha it’s damn funny must listen ok buzz me on msn wtf
Dear Suet Li,
you are so funny har har har
you are the coolest girl!
sighhh weird weather nowadays…signs of doomsday!!! oh nooooooo. hahahah…just chill 9 days to goooooo and then hallelujah. btw, nice tights and jacket. *thumbs up*
Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar:India..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What ‘ which part ‘ ? Whole body was born in India.
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Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘ T ‘ .
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
WTF gambateh!
My exam is ending in 7 days as well. gambateh neh! a joke for u:
Q: Why is the sea blue?
A: Because the fish says: blu blu blu…
it’s lame la i know but hope tat u wont hav a blue day
Based on true story and its happened at my Form 1 class. Everytime i throw this joke to my friends, they laugh until air mata keluar.
Hope them make your days =)
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Teacher: Student A ! Berani lah kau, tidur kat kelas saya !
Student A: Tidak ! Saya sakit cikgu.
Teacher: Ya keh ?! Mana sakit ?
Student A : Kelapa saya sakit !
Teacher: KELAPA !!! KELAPA MANA ADA SAKIT !!!
whole class: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha……….
errr…
how about this? It happened in Form 2 I think. My friend was feeling very sleepy so she actually wrote on her book with pencil, “Saya sangat mengantuk zzz.”
Then she forgot to erase it and handed up the book. When she got back the book, my teacher wrote with red pen, “Lain kali tidur awal sikit.”
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I’ve got one weird sir. He alwiz wear a half cap and blue pants (the pinafore kinda blue). He wore that even when he was taking picture for the book he wrote. T_T
And he marked my assignment and I stated some point that is not relevant and he wrote there, “Adakah penulis bersetuju dengan Dr. XXX?” If that’s not enough, he continued writing “ADA? ADA? ADA?” in other parts of my assignment when I mention that point. APA NI???? So angry for what? Tak ada ma tak ada lor. Keep writing ADA? ADA? ADA? for what?
hey suet li, is this a way to procrastinate? haha.
my not so cheap clothes shopping fail cuz i’m actually in california not msia
hey did you get the free KFC coupons from oprah? it’s good cuz free but so small and if you tend to eat a lot you won’t get full.
good luck w/finals!
There was once in school my friend invented this game called the kissing game. It was so stupid because the aim of the game was to not touch each other’s lips. So with forehead touching u take turns to like move ur mouth front to kiss. Without realising, the teacher walked into the class and the whole class was looking at us including the teacher. When we finally realised everyone was already laughing. We were called to the front and questioned what we were doing. It was the most embarassing time ever!
did u know that Ming is out? wtf so irrelevant. But yeah, i’m so angry now that i thought you should know wtf T_T
i came here and this was the first comment i saw…….
i havent watched it yet! zz
ming is my favourite
sakura flowers….xD
btw…where u studying??
everyone, thanks for cheering me up! you guys are the best, as usual
lynette, i knowwwwwwwww!!!! so sad T_______T
guaichai, i’m in the US!
EHHH i was very glad that i could wear coats and tights because we can wear normal clothes in msia anytime!
but emerson lets students out early. just as the weather was getting so beautiful, we have to leave campus d. *shakes fist*
pantun melayu terakhir for u
Rumah Pak Mamat di tepi sawah
Pakai langsir berwarna biru
Ooi Pak Mat, langsir warna biru tak lawa lah
Pakailah warna kuning ke, hijau ke, kelabu asap ke.
ok another one
Timang tinggi-tinggi,
Sampai cucur atap,
Cucur atap tak sedap,
Cucuk pisang, cucur udang, haaa tu sedap.
sakura flowers are nice!
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