Everybody’s got something to hide except me and my monkey

Hello everyone! I’m le back in my le college! I’m adding le in my sentences in an effort to sound more French cause I’m le tired so I should sleep THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES! wtf it’s an inside joke from youtube’s End of Ze World.

Anyway, I’m back! First day of classes went fine except that it’s slowly dawning upon me that I’ll die before I can finish my requirements for a double major. I’m taking three highest level classes now and I have to write well, not much, about 150-200 pages in total which is you know, totally do-able. I have 10 hours of lab a week, on top of lectures and discussions already. Totally do-able sap sap water *waves hand dismissively but with knees wavering at the same time wtf

Serious academic stuff aside, I’m pretty happy being back so far. It’s good to come back to this intellectually stimulating place that constantly pushes me far beyond what I think I’m capable of. This is going to be a good semester, I can tell already :)

Ok pictas to lessen the boringness of this post!

MK, a very very kind reader, mailed me these goodies last month! As you can see, it’s really a biggg box filled with all kinds of random japanese snacks and products. Thank you so much! I love love love the post-it notes attached to everything explaining what they are. I especially love the heated eye masks! ^_^

Audrey bought me this key necklace from japan! It’s such an apt gift cause my previous key pendant lost some diamantes already. Loveee it so much!

One fine day when it was cold as hell and I was damn brave to just wear this *smug

AHAHHAHA BARRY’S FACE HAHAHA! his eyes are like you know the cartoon eyes! Don’t know how to explain but they look exactly like that!

my stupid face not stupid also =.=

let’s zoom in on barry’s face shall we wtf

HAHAHHA don’t know look like what wtf. I tried doing this but I don’t think it’s humanly possible to make your cheeks so bloated..at least not for me

(i bet some of you tried doing this nyehehe)

ok ok a normal picture of him, although he looked surprised here

ok tell you an embarrassing story but you must promise not to tell anyone wtf

So..I saw this dress and it was 50% off BUT the only size left was US size 0. I’m a US size 4 so it’s impossible to fit into this dress but I thought haih just try lah maybe I did lose weight *delusional wtf

I tried putting it on but had some troubles but I thought nevermind must be more determined WTF don’t see myself this determined when it comes to looking for internships also wtf

Then tada! it fit! hallelujah! but it didn’t look that amazing so I wanted to take it off…but I couldn’t!!!!!!!!!

no..matter…how..hard…i..tried.

Seriously trying hard is an understatement of how I struggled to get out of that dress. I almost tore my flesh!!!!!!!!! I was contemplating asking Barry to come in with a pair or scissors or just go out with this dress and buy it right there and then. But again, my determination kicked in, stronger than ever. No way I’m gonna spend $10 on a dress I’m going to rip off later!

Le finally, I took le dress off after tearing some of the skin and flesh from my hips T___T figure of speech lah it won’t be funny at all if I really did tear my skin and flesh off T____T go hospital with blood dripping down my legs and when the doctor asks why, I’d have to say in a matter-of-fact voice “oh no big deal, I tried taking a dress off” wtf

Stupid me, size 4 then size 4 lah want to pretend I’m size 0 for what!

So the end and the moral of the story is: lose some weight, then FIRE ZE MISSILES HAHAHHA GOD I’M SO FUNNY wtf cannot lah this joke not funny if you haven’t seen that video hahaha

p.s: guess who sang this song (without googling!)

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30 Responses to “Everybody’s got something to hide except me and my monkey”

  1. 1
    norick says:

    haha..never thought i can be the first to comment!! did not expect u to post another post so soon..
    anyhow..i c the ‘before HK’ suet li style of writing is back..with pics of barry..=)
    enjoy ur life back in college…n do well..=)

  2. 2
    Baz says:

    babi kia got so many jap snacks and didn’t share with me also, so greedy eh, see lah that’s why you couldn’t take the dress off.

    i know the song!

    btw, how do you simplify 2i<6u?

  3. 3
    aud says:

    why my brother so ugly!!! and his eyes HAHAHAHAH looks like this http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/aud001/oreos/DSCF4646.jpg hahahahahaha

  4. 4
    norick says:

    oh another thing..I dun see the relation of ur post title with the content of ur post.. mind to explain to this old lady here..=)

  5. 5
    norick says:

    haha..so ‘harsh’ yet cute comment from Baz.. bash him back suet li..

  6. 6
    xiangyun says:

    Yay, Barry finally graced your blog after such a long ‘hiatus’ wtf. You’re happy, your blog readers also happy =]

  7. 7
    StoryofBing says:

    WoW! Great tea flavoured Kit Kats! NICE! Please share with your readers! Hahaha…

  8. 8
    melody says:

    U r soooo backkkk!!!!
    Hahaha
    Loveeeee ur knee length boots!!! Sexy legsssssssss!!!!
    Looking gorgeous as alwayssss!!!
    I really like ur new hair!!! Haha

  9. 9
    Yuin says:

    I say go ahead and brave the weather if you can look that good doing it :P

    Love those boots! Where’d you get them??

  10. 10
    aimee says:

    HOW DID YOU KNOW I TRIED TO DO THE BARRY FACE?

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    jea says:

    haha i know fire ze missiles! i always say “but i’m le tired” to my friends who know this inside joke :)

    Ur a size 4?! I’m a size 4 too and waayy fatter than you! I’m sure you can wear a size 2 comfortably

  12. 12
    Aida says:

    That pendant looks exactly like mine!! but mine have the number 21 as the key for my age.. Key = Freedom = 21

  13. 13
    choco says:

    GREEN TEA KIT KATZ?!

    omnomnomnom

    sorry, could only process the box of goodies wtf. ahahaha

  14. 14
    carol says:

    OKAY VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION.

    your thigh-high socks never slide down wan meh!!! i tried wearing once and omg had the worst time ever trying to not let them slide down so that’s what garter belts are for wtf.

    IMPORTANT QUESTION NO.2:

    how diff is hku and moho!

  15. 15
    xiao says:

    To that I suppose the answer is the last picture! :P

    Eh but really if your socks don’t fall (and the last pic is a fluke) share secret please! I literally pull mine up to the crotch and it’ll still eventually settle under my knees :(

  16. 16
    Tynn says:

    HAHAHAHA! This post is damn funny! I liked it when you said “ok tell you an embarrassing story but you must promise not to tell anyone wtf”
    XD Loveeee your sense of humor!
    I saw that FIRE ZE MISSILES video before!! i liked the “le tired” part too… hehee!

    p/s* i havent commented on your blog since…..few months ago! but i just couldnt help it to spread my laughter into the comments section this time! =D

  17. 17
    Tey Cindy says:

    u 2 look so chan!! <3

  18. 18
    sweatlee says:

    will reply comments later, going skiing today and tomorrow! byee!

  19. 19
    Jason says:

    I think you should stop smoking crack… lol jk.

  20. 20
    Sophia says:

    The Beatles sang that song, and it’s off their White Album (I’m a Beatles’ fan so no need to google.) Just came across your blog, you’re quite entertaining ;) Keep it up!

  21. 21
    Kei says:

    What lenses do you use besides geo angel green ? :)

  22. 22
    tam says:

    I know this is weird but you look super cute in the third pic. All squashed up and cute <3 hahaha

  23. 23
    triton says:

    你好,首次来拜访!
    好不一样的部落……你男友的衣服,好像我漫画中的人物一样也,长瘦的领带……

    first time visit ur blog here…not sure can u read chinese o not…my comic cartoon, 1 of d characters, dress like ur bf…

    i’m fr malaysia:男女大大不同四格漫画部落
    主页:DREAMARTZ工作室
    welcome 2 my blog…

  24. 24
    triton says:

    你好,首次来拜访!
    好不一样的部落……你男友的衣服,好像我漫画中的人物一样也,长瘦的领带……

    first time visit ur blog here…not sure can u read chinese o not…my comic cartoon, 1 of d characters, dress like ur bf…

    i’m fr malaysia

    welcome 2 my blog…

  25. 25
    also a suet says:

    omg that dress thing happened to me too! not once or twice, but more! (so many times until lost count FML) sometimes it’s so bad that i actually start crying in the dressing room. LOL.

  26. 26
    Piu says:

    BARRY PONDAN.

  27. 27

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