April 17th, 2010
Artwork
I’m taking a break from writing my paper even though I haven’t actually started writing it………well, I’m allowed to take breaks whenever I want OK!!!!!! *defensive wtf
So, I don’t really have anything to blog about since nothing exciting has happened to me all week (aside from my grandma’s death which I wouldn’t call exciting at all). I’m trying to refrain from going I WANT TO DIE I HAVE SO MUCH WORK and proceed listing down ALL the crazy papers I have to write but it’s so hard. Writing papers has dominated my life and soul for all eternity.
Speaking of kicking my paper’s ass (yeah I do that often, I always go speaking of blablabla, without having actually talked about blablabla in the first place. yeah I’m random like that, cannot ah? do you have a problem with that cause I don’t. so there. wtf is wrong with me why am I so defensive today???)
Anyway sorry. Speaking of kicking my paper’s ass, I’ll show you what I call a true work of art.
Upon mentioning that I shall kick my paper’s ass and show him who’s boss, Barry produced the most skillful artwork I have seen in a long long time. It’s a drawing of what seems like an incredibly ugly foot with a missing toe with great detail of even the..bulge in your ankle thingy whatever that is called kicking a paper with unflattering buttcheeks.
The paper has a face and seems to be in pain, the foot hits the ass with a swoosh and a dush, indicated by the “sound effect” in the drawing and there also appears to be a dysfunctional, painfully bent little toe.
Truly, a work of art.
While I’m at this, let’s see more drawings by Barry over the few months!
This was a few months back when I told him I couldn’t sleep cause my eyes refused to be closed for some reason. Following the encounter I had with a “Buddhist ghost” last summer, he thought this time I have another ghost propping my eyes open.
Let’s analyze this picture too. The ghost in question seems to look a lot like Casper the Friendly Ghost with its tongue sticking out mischievously and everything. He also took the time to actually label the blanket, for fear that I might not know it’s a blanket when he took so much time drawing it. The blanket must have meant a lot for it was the only thing that was labeled but till today, I’ve failed to understand its significance to the overall drawing. Why wasn’t my hair labeled? Why wasn’t my eyes labeled? Why wasn’t the ghost labeled?? Such confounding questions can only be answered by the true artist of this extremely poignant drawing.
Truly, a work of art.
Lastly, I present to you the last piece of this week’s marvelous artwork.
This was the most disturbing drawing of the lot. This was after I told him about the pork chopping ceremony we had in HK. He was quite confused about the whole ceremony hence, the drawing to ask me if this was what happened.
Let’s look at the drawing again and ponder on the complexity and meaning behind such violent depiction of a seemingly harmless and fun activity of chopping the pig with a butcher knife. First of all, the thing that bothered me most in this picture is how the pig’s tail remained upright despite the fact that he was hung upside down with a rope. The theory of gravity has failed here, sorry Newton.
The person in question only has four fingers and this also bothers me. Whatever happened to his other finger?? Did the pig bite it off so that’s why he’s embarking on a vengeful mission to kill the pig now??
The amazing details in the knife, the number of teeth that person has, and the red marks on the pig make this picture like they say, truly a work of art. Clap clap.
OK now that I’ve been entertained, it’s back to writing the paper!!! I shall kick his ass hard tonight!
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Hahah..this is such a good entertainment for those who r stressed over exams(eg: me)! And wah “Body Odor” is very artistic some more can draw till so detailed in MSN! Skillful eh! hahahah
hahahah!!! good, good… kudos to barry for the art work.
hahahahahah so CUTE!!!!
Talking about pork, I made siu yoke today.
I chopped a lot of pork. 1.5 kilos of pork.
hahahahaha so funny my bf always does this kind of ‘artwork’ too which make me lol in office uncontrollably. XD
omg. the drawings are damn nice! =) You sure have a talented bf there.
hi suetli, what is your hair colour and how much does it cost to dye?
omg your elaboration so funny cannot stop from laughing! Barry is so~~~~ artistic lah!
lol wth wth? those pictures are really hilrious.
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good luck with ur paper(s)! (off to mine too
are you mocking my talents?
and btw the bulge in the ankle thingy is called an ankle wtf
HAHHAHHAHAHAH I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING HHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
haha. barry definitely has talent in the mouse art drawing. um.. he should work for pixar’s? or disney?
I realized that whenever he drew something, you say WTF
hi what is your hair colour and how much did it cost you
wakakakakakaka
i can’t believe he is soooooooo detailed!!!!!
and you are soooo funny in analyzing it!!!!!!
all the very very best to you!!!!
blog more when you are bored!!!!!
Barry should get his artwork displayed in a museum. Or if no museums will take it, open up your own. Call it the Museum of Unique and Disturbing artwork. The centerpiece and pride of the museum’s collection can be the piece with the pig. Sell tickets and rake in the dough.
If you follow my plan and you do make enough money to retire or something, you can give me a small percentage (2% should be enough). You can call it an inspiration tax!
hahaaha…so funny!
gambatte on your papers!
LOL!!! Suet Li! I damn pui fook you! Such simple pictures, and yet you are able to bring out the most detailed and funniest parts. Makes me jealous of both your sense of humor and the english word vocabulary you possess! What is your secret? LOL!! This post definitely cheered me up. I was just about to kick my paper’s ass as well. Well, ganbatte to both of us!
cl, hahah yala he should be an artists wtf
erlinda, haha!
patricia, right!
michelle, CHEH make me jealous!
janice, hahha it should be a requirement for all bfs to do this wtf
yuhhui, hahah he should draw comic for a living wtf
selina, erm i did it in a salon for like rm200? when it was still reallly long. not sure what color!
cherrr,hahah ya!
veronica, thanks! good luck too!
ooib, hehehe isit ah?? hahha
huiwen, hahhaha am i really that funny wtf
joshua, hahha i dont think he’s at that level wtf
ozzie, HAHA i was wondering if ppl would realize that! hahah
selina, answered you!
melody, hahah! i will try!
hk, hahaha got so good or not?? don’t praise him too much la hahah
sheryl, thanks!
dwee, hahah why u puji me so much! i read it again and don’t think it’s thaaat funny also! good luck!
Actually when my Chinese POL teacher in Std 3 asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up, I proudly said cartoonist wtf
wahhahahha.. the drawings are all so funny ler. and then become more funnier with your analysis. u helped made my monday blues go off. haha
i think somewhen in the middle of that entry, i died laughing.
you should put up barrys story boards for his critically acclaimed film titled “a lonely homosexual in state with low gun control laws”
thats not really the name of the film… but it should be
btw, i am very curios about your life after SPM. Anything you posted in the past that can fulfill my curiosity? I don’t wanna get killed like the cat! lol!
z… forgot that i changed my name last nite in FB.
AHHAAHAHAA i like the last pic! sigh the pig look so cute! and you’re not boring lah dont be ridiculous! D:
i mizz your make up tutorials ;( are u goin to do it again one day?
you one talented blogger, potentially good writer, such simple drawing has been elaborate with into simple paragraph, easy to understand and intact grammars (i think) !!*marvels*
LOL!!! i like the butt one the most.. lol.. cos of the way described it.. LOL. actually if u don explain i don think i would understand the doodle..XD
ooib, did everyone laugh at u wtf
rara, haha i’m glad!! =D
aimee, don’t die on me T_T wtf
juanz, hahah he doesnt have his story board anymore! i didnt even get to see it
joshua, ermmm what do u mean life after spm? i guess u could start reading my entries after 2005 wtf. start from my blogdrive blog haha
joshua, why u got so many names!
j, the pig looks so innocent right hahah
pinky, i find myself using the same techniques all the time so i didnt think it would be useful!
jessie, haha thanks! =D
amanda, haha the first one is the stupidest!
body odor is nasty that is why i always take a bath twice a day.~;:
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