May 13th, 2010
Pet Lurve
We all remember our lurve affairs, no matter how illicit or how innocent, how intense or how bland, how pleasant or how painful. Today I shall recount mine because I saw these two kickass videos:
This one is by Hamlet’s Hero! It’s actually a theme that I will use to if I have to come up with a video like this heh. But mine won’t be so artistic and dark lah, it’ll just be stupid and lame.
(spoilers for video, watch first!)
Instead of smashing watermelons and car windows, I will throw rice at Barry and make him knock his head on the wall out of rage and fury. This way, not only do I get to see his face being splattered with rice, I get to bully him without lifting my finger too nyehehe *ugly sadistic side of me emerging wtf
And why are they fighting over a snack?? It can’t be thattt yummy can it? (Actually I’ve eaten it and it is quite yummy hoho). But what can I say, couples fight over small things all the time. Reminds me of the days when I get mad at Barry when he took my burger away cause I told him to not let me eat cause I was on a diet =___=
This one is by AkiraCEO (as if he needs any introduction, so famous already!) and it is seriously seriously worth watching! I’ll tell you why later, you click and let it load first.
Okay watch already or not?? Need tissue or not?? Isn’t it so sad and touching T____________________T I got so emo watching it until have to pause halfway and distract myself by eating some snacks so I won’t cry wtf
Akira, tell me why are you so creative and talented??? WHY WHY? *shakes Akira hard
How come you can draw so well? Did your parents send you to art school when you were little? How come I went to art class when I was young but I can’t even draw shit now! (figuratively and literally. I can never draw a realistic shit lor without having it look like the shit in cartoon/comics). What are your tips? What do you eat? What time do you sleep? wtf
Anyway let’s discuss the video in great detail because it was so awesome like that. If you were to busy to watch it (shame on you, you should cause he took so much effort!), here’s a pictorial sypnosis.
It’s a story of a lonely cat named Miao
And one fine day, he found two hamsters at his doorstep
They became soulmates and spent many happy days..
And happy nights together
Until one day…….
(you have to watch the video to see the part right before this, super touching and sad like TVB drama T_____T)
one of the hamsters died.
And the other one left him too. SO SAD 
But he was left with many fond memories of their happy times together 
Ah, like I said, this reminds me of my happy times and lurve affairs with my pets too. Want to hear the history of my pets? Although it’s quite depressing..
I had a goldfish when I was 8, my brother was overjoyed and fed him the entire bottle of fish food one day. So he died. I took this opportunity to be educated on the insides of a fish, took a knife and split my fish’s stomach open. I then found out that fish don’t digest their food wtf. Bye bye fishy
I ‘had’ a kitteh when I was 9. A kitten walked into my house and I tied a bell around her neck and fed her char siew. Next day, my grandfather took the kitten on his motorcycle and drove her a few miles away. Bye bye kitteh
Out of the guilt of getting rid of my kitteh, my grandfather got me some hamsters. A few days later, my hamster gave birth and ate ALL her babies. Blood and headless baby hamsters were everywhere and the nine year old me couldn’t sleep for days. Hamsters were given to neighbour, bye bye hamhams
Finally, when I was 13, I got a virtual pet on this..virtual pet game thingy wtf. I remember spending many happy days with my puppy, dressing him up, playing beachball with him..until one day my computer was invaded with virus and I had to uninstall that game. Bye bye Zachary (I named the puppy after my imaginary boyfriend wtf)
That’s my history with pets which as you can tell, is not a very happy one so I can totally feel Miao’s feelings T___T
Don’t worry Miao, you still have me. We can spend countless days teaching me how to draw and be as awesome as you wtf
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I noticed u capitalised the CEO!
hahahaha.
HAHAHA FUCKING FUNNY AD but i don’t know what it’s for wtf. i go back only watch the vids lah, my canggih phone can’t support flash. you suck lah, i want a dog but with ur history you sure kill it wan. i dreamed last night i had a golden retriever some more. fucking cute.
okay the hamster one is pretty traumatic!!!! >.<
My family had a mongrel whom my dad wouldn’t let us put in front of the house but behind! she was well-fed but kesian her get tied up behind cannot go anywhere and always bark. at times i feel like just untie her and let her go T___T then the neighbour kids all bully her like sial (throw stones and sometimes beat her up with sticks SOBS) she barked even worse when there are some kids sniff glue behind our house (coz the horrible smell). then one day she is gone. i think somebody killed her or took her away (i suspect is the glue sniffers!). SOBS T__T WE ARE SORRY, BERRY (her name)!!!
now i have a cat. =D
omg the cat and hamhams one made me wanna cry!!! i used to have 2 hamhams which i named them as maomao (hairyhairy in chinese hahaha) and err.. hamster wtf but they passed away one after another from sickness
it’s been 3-4 yrs already but i always think of them now and then 
how you capture the screen stills of the video one!! i wanna capture the part where its little finger fell after it died – holly molly this part made my eyes tear up!!! – and use the pix in my msn to remember my hamsters cos hamster’s death anniversary is coming! on 30th june! maomao one is on 31 august woohoo happy merdeka!! WTF. die liao la now i become very emo from that video and remembering my hamsters. i hope maomao and hamster are running happily in hamham heaven now.
the hamsters bit is somewhat disturbing wtf.
wahahaha.. just out of curiosity. why ur granpa wan to send the kitten away then got you hamster again? I tot his intention was no pet allowed?
The second video is so cute, so sad and so touching!
HAHAHAHAHAHA WHY U SO FUNNY
No ler.. not famous pun T3T
I love you like you are my pet.
<3<3
lol..i was feeling cranky today (blame it on my *period) and thought i might not be able to function well ..but this post..this post…HAHHAHAHH..made my day…thanks ^_^!
jacquelyn, hahaha i dunno why also!!
ooib, very funny meh wtf. u should watch! damn nice. hahahhaa i want a dog also i promise i wont bite wtf
yumii, yeahhh. yeah damn kesian if dogs get tied lor! hahah her name same as my bf’s name, sorta wtf. i like cats too!
strawberry, so sad right! erm i just pause and print screen then paste on paint! hahaha yeah u should do that! im sure the hamham heaven is a happy place
clem, yeah it’s true story dei
ruby, i dunno wei! dunno whts his intention also wtf
guanyi, so sad right!
ed, funny meh wtf it’s supposed to be depressing
miao, miao!!!! teach me how to draw!! and u never answer my questions, what do u eat when do u sleep wtf
lali, i love you too muahhhh
anonymous, awww im so glad!!!
Hahaha…really need to answer ar?
I eat pet food, sleep 20 hours per day like a cat
*shows serious face*
hahaha..
sigh im sad now