May 18th, 2010
Tokyo Jihen
This blog post is brought to you by Lali, my hot best friend.
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Hello. As the most important person in Liew Suet Li’s life, I feel extended introductions of myself are largely unnecessary (lie) so I’m going to focus on how Suet Li and I became friends (more lies).
Suet and I live in the same dorm, arguably the best dorm on campus. Prime location, recently renovated, and hallway’s built like a palace.
Which explains why for the most part of early this semester we literally sat out in the hallways, eating m&m’s from plastic baggies, drinking wine from mugs and in my case, swigging tequila from discreet flasks . Same stuff we do in the library.
Since I am writing this post, I’m going to use it as an outlet to express my most central concerns, namely myself, my well being, my needs, my interests and my inherent superiority. The last time I checked, this blog header still said SWEATLEE.COM so I’m going to frame all this in a context that addresses the question “Why does one widely adored Suet Li Liew choose to spend much of her time with me?”
It might appear to be a fairly redundant question, and much of the rest of this post will contain obvious facts posed in the form of questions (maybe). This is merely a cheap writer’s tactic to keep all of you interested, just as my move to post a hella lot of pictures in this post. This will all effectively create the illusion of my continued concern about your opinions or interest (travesty).
Back in the day
I spend most of my time (in daylight) here in this great academic institution slaving myself over my work in the studio as an Art major. My concerted dedication to my craft and my deep understanding of the role of interpretive personal expressions of art probably (most definitely) make me incredibly mysterious and magnetic as a person. This draws many people to me, who I shun because I am too self absorbed in my own contrived, self-indulgent bullshit like all artists are and should be.
When I am not in the studio being reckless with broken glass sculptural installations and writing amazing art history thesis’, I also sit in my room and jam on my vintage Yamaha electric bass.
All about the bassline
Other than that I play right wing in ice hockey for the Mount Holyoke Lyons.
I also fill my time with mindless travel experiences, mostly to eat Malaysian food, mostly to see good friends, but mostly to breathe somewhere outside this bubble, and remember that there is an outside. Also, that is all a lie, I just go to places to drink. This is all sometimes (mostly) attempted in the company of Suet.
In addition to one Vermonter named Tanya.
Now I’m kind of bored, so I’m just going to post too many pictures with amusing captions (if I feel like it). This is why I can never be a blogger, because it has taken me 2 weeks to write just this much. I have no patience with anything.
I has a beanie.
Boston for Spring Break with Dom Luk. Like a bunch of G’s.
Real conversation.
Take that, Harvard.
Harvard Square on the first warm day of Spring.
Probably saw a squirrel somewhere.
Real conversation 2.0
Comel.
Suet Li Liew where are you?
Oh there.
Pangy day.
Amazing photog by Suet.
Last one:
Inside joke.
I started writing this during the semester and finished well into summer, so scroll back up and reread everything, applying past tense grammar and common sense.
None of this makes sense, but that doesn’t matter, because it is my view and therefore it is the best.
Possible titles for my memoirs :
1. Memoirs of a Well-Intentioned Asshole
2. SQUIRRELL
3. I no sked.
Opinions? (not really)
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Wow I am so self absorbed. Anyway guaranteed this post won’t have any comments haha!
so hot ….
like your style of writing
and love your hair Lali!
wakakakakakaka why r u sooooooooo funnyyyyy lali!!!!!!
u write really well!!!!!!!!!!
prefer coloured pictures though!!!!
but love it that its full of all of you gorgeoussssssssssss girls!!!!!!!!
happy happy happyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahahaha nice one! I like people with a personality like yours. =D I think you can be a model with those facial features, probably tall enough too. Pretty!
Lali, at the risk of sounding like a fangirl, I think you are fucking hot <3
pheweet ah moi ah moi wtf
ilu ♥
me has changeth blog. me has comet here to prove lali wrong! lali, you are so wrong! i shall comment till the point where spam is of nothingeth. i am so lame…
p.s. i would like to point out that lali is taller than suet by a head. XD
…. has cometh** here … typo!
eh fucking hot la wei esp with the guitar.. girl crush alert!!
I is spotted some cleavage. Nice….
Lolol! Lali you’re building up a fanbase here.
I love your style! And great cheekbones.
Lali, u r like WOW…very beautiful
I like the way you write. =)
And you’re very pretty, high cheekbones and great hair XD!
what is with the unhealthy obsessions with your friends ah??
eh muthusamy, stop stealing away my gf wtf. suet can tell you the story wtf.
your hair your hair! <3 about sums it up
hi sweat can i ask u where u bought your blazer?
that one that u always wear
LALI I LUV U!!!!!
sweat also lah but this post wasn’t really about you
OK lah fine….
LALI AND SUET I LUV U!!!!
hahahah!
omfg ure hot. Your face is flawless and your body is to die for. I might just turn homosexual because of you.
hi suet’s new friend were you the one who commented in my blog a few years ago about how superficial and stupid i am? wtf
I love tokyo jihen!
wow you remind me of Halle Berry!! are u from Malaysia too?
lali,i like your style…it truly express your kinda personality….strong, confident and hot lady =)
Yo Lali,
You’re becoming a celeb… haha…
Suet you should get Shanshan to guest blog as well.. that way you can take a day off.. ^^
seriously Suet, you have all the hottest friends!
Thanks to everyone for the hot/sexy/pretty/cheekbones/hair/style/model/good writer/homosexual-for-you comments.
sweatlee : oh ah moi ah moi ah pheweeeet wtf.
Joshua : You’re right, I’m about 20 cm taller than her. She is my glorified chin rest haha.
N : You’re welcome. Sex does sell.
Baz : Omg if this is the story I am thinking it is wtf wtfwtf so funny I died screaming laughing.
Dom Luk : Where are you in our lives?
tze : I don’t know who you are, why would I even read your blog?
Sharon : You are an infinitely better human being because you listen to Tokyo Jihen.
Strawberry : Yes I am Malaysian.
Yeah, Lali, you are really pretty. (: May i know how tall you are?
lol, where’s suet? i dont see her commenting much at all. anyway, dont use her too much. she might get shorter and you’ll have to search for a new one. “Chin-rest idol”
lali baby you have been writing too many papers
you guys are home >:(
SweatLee,
Were u in cameron highland today?
I think I saw u but I wasnt sure whether it was u anot, then I came home n look thru your blog and I think it was reli u…haha
Nice meeting u, u r so cute and petite!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA the pic where u saw a squirrel somewhere is super funny! u are like the reincarnation of suet li II
and as random like her too! i call this..kawan sejati. wtf
now, now lali there is no need to be rude! merely an inquisitive question
suetttt i replied you on twitter already sorry i read it in a rush and forgot
Digs lali. Like, really.
tze: Dont think she is being rude at all. Are you over reacting here?
But arent you superficial and stupid anyway? :p
yumm: is this a joke? who are you to call tze superficial and stupid? do you even know her?
siaheer : I’m about 173 cm/ 5 feet 8 inches
Joshua : AHHAHAHAHAHHA CHIN REST IDOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
kehrol : why you say that kehrolllll??
Jodee : I can answer this she was in fact in Cameron Highlands.
lizzie : Yeah squirrels bring us closer together wtf.
an : I know what you mean, I dig me too.
yumm: are you trying to stir shit? get a life
LALIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am everywhere in your lives hahah!
you have awesome hair. :3