So something weird has been happening lately..
A few friends of mine have been calling me up to tell me that they saw my boyfriend hanging out with different girls and they were quite concerned. When I first heard it, I was very confused as well and obviously didn’t believe them. But today, I saw a bunch of papers in his pocket:
Ok fine, so I didn’t “see” the papers, I looked for evidence in his pocket and found them. Oh well but you know what I mean, see/found no difference lah wtf
Soooo like the typical intrusive girlfriend that I am, I asked a detective friend of mine (yeah so I actually hired a detective…that’s not weird at all no) to sort of spy on him.
Spy is quite a strong word lah, I just asked him to you know..follow him around and take a few pictures. Totally not weird at all, girlfriends do that all the time. He just showed me the pictures so I thought I’d share to see what you guys think.
Why suddenly so many different girls approaching my boyfriend???
I confronted him with these pictorial evidences and he was equally confused as well as to why he is attracting more girls lately. After a looong confrontation and interrogation, we finally came to a conclusion that all these happened ever since he started using Axe.
But how can that attract so many girls??? It’s merely a deodorant.. heck I don’t even use deodorant but still can attract guys WTF (you know, natural pheromones wtf)
That was before I watched this video and found out for myself why they were actually attracted to Barry..
First of all, why are all the girls so pretty wtf
Secondly, can Axe really change how the girls see him?? (must watch the video to find out. EH watch lah I susah payah do)
What is Axe, really? Axe is actually a household brand in the US and is branching into Malaysia. It’s a line of deodorant body spray catered to men and its tagline is it will get you girls in no time (like my boyfriend, who attracted 4 different girls in a few hours alone)
Axe Click – fresh and airy with a tinge of spice
Attracts glamorous girls
And camwhores wtf
Axe Pulse – fresh and energizing with a sexy citrus scent
Attracts sporty and active girls
Axe Vice – arresting fusion of fruity sweetness
Attracts nice pure girls
Axe Dark Temptation – An oriental aromatic and woody mixture
Attracts sophisticated sensuous ladies (Nerds are very sensuous one ok. I would know cause I’m a nerd wtf)
So guys, go get your Axe today to witness for yourself the true power of the Axe effect.
Girls, time to put your boyfriends on leashes! Hahaha
Also, remember to be a fan of Axe on Facebook to see more videos on the Axe Effect (although mine still the best nyehehe tak tau malu)
(Disclaimer: no girls were let near my boyfriend in the making of this video wtf)
P.S: Thanks Ringo for the wigs! ♥ Without them my other identities would not have emerged hahaha