July 23rd, 2010
Kaboom
Hello, today I got into my first car accident FML
My first accident involving cars and not the usual stationary objects eg pillars and potted plants wtf
I just told this story to 3 other people, and everytime I retell it I feel stupider and stupider cause it’s the stupidest accident story I’ve ever heard in my entire lifetime. And before everyone starts panicking, no I’m totally fine! My limbs are still intact, I have no blood gushing out anywhere and I think I’m psychologically okay wtf.
Actually you have to hear my story first, cause once you hear it you’ll wonder why you bother 1. asking me if I’m okay, and 2. reading such a dimwit’s blog wtf
So this is a highly dramatic version of what happened:
I was cruising along the road at 40km/h at most when I stopped at the traffic light. I forgot to put my gear to neutral, I was trying to pick something up from the floor when my foot accidentally got off the brake and BOOM went the two colliding cars. So it was a very very minor hit but I don’t know why the crash was louder than usual. Anywayyy, this is the stupid part. Are you ready to hear it???
So I didn’t know what to do next but I realized I should probably get my car to stop touching his car so I reversed. (at this point my friends went “AND YOU REVERSED INTO ANOTHER CAR?!” hold your horses my dears, because I’m not thatttt stupid ok.)
The guy pointed to the side, indicating that we should park at the side of the road to check the damages. I nodded vigorously, removed my foot from the brake and FORGOT THAT MY GEAR WAS STILL IN REVERSE.
BOOM went the two colliding cars wtf.
At this point I was ready to just take my shotgun from under my seat and shoot myself right there and then, except that I don’t have a shotgun and I still want to live and have kids wtf
So, all three cars stopped at the side and I got down looking all apologetic and remorseful with big wet eyes. A BIG burly indian guy stepped out from the front car and another BIG chinese guy stepped out of the other car. At this point I really wished I had a shotgun…
They looked at me, looked at their cars and both of them waved their hands and told me to go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Am I lucky or what!!!!!!!!!!!
You’ll never ever hear me say this again ever but, thank god I’m a girl and thank god my skirt is quite short today WTF
So the end that’s all. I then went to the petrol station to inspect my car and found out that my hood can’t be closed now T___T and it might cost around RM500 to repair it T_______________T
Maybe I won’t repair it as testament to my utter stupidity so I can see it everyday and question my own existence wtf
Thank you indian dude who has a big Manchester United bumper sticker, sorry I broke your number plate and scratched your car! Thank you chinese dude who although looks scary but is actually very kind-hearted! I’ll repay you guys in another lifetime wtf
The end, for realz.
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SERIOUSLY SUET SERIOUSLY WTF
OMG…thank god I’m a girl and thank god my skirt is quite short today WTF…hahahha
you always so cute in any situation. plz be more careful next time, ok?
Ha! Somehow you managed to make this story funny and charming. I rear ended a guy once when my car was ONE WEEK OLD! His rear bumper was trashed, but I only had cosmetic damage. Glad to hear that you are OK! Could have been much worse.
omaigahhh you so luckyyy!!! funny lah youuuu!! hahahha sometimes i do that too (lifting feet of clutch and the car jerks forward) but i always stop my car quite far from the car infront, so hehe…
T__T i got my first accident last month too. i still cannot figure out whose fault is it but the lady’s Nissan bumper came off by one inchhh!!! i thought it was nothing at first sobs, but end up paying 150 for it. but i got off lucky too coz the lady told me that her mechanic told her that the paint on bumper came off a bit, actually dun need to repaint, but if repaint would cost 400. he said “dun paint, but you tell her that you paint and ask her to pay 400″
WTF these kind of mechanics should go die! how can you teach them to cheat weh!!! she said no need coz she duwan to con me coz i look very young (and stupid perhaps haha wtf). so i just paid for the bumper repair.
be careful, suet!!! Wouldnt want anything bad to happen to you! thank goodness you are not injured! >_<
ROFL hilarious.
advantage to us girls yeah? ;p
Woww… Must be July bulan kemaafan? heh… I had kinda similar scenario last week, except the reversing part, wakakaka (dats epic)… btw, the Uncle I hit checked the level of damage (his car bumper paint came off a bit but bumper still can be opened), then he said Ok, got into his car n drove off… levin me clueless, coz I was ready to ‘bargain’ with all my heart for the compensation… therefore I quote u “OMG…thank god I’m a girl and thank god my skirt is quite short today WTF…” Errrk wait, I wear tudung, no short skirt…hahaha so thank god imma girl ;P
Wahh you are so luckyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy… Some good karma you did before…. and now.. even bad thing happen to you… those two big guys.. had let you go off easily…. See .. see… see….. good people…. good things happen amidst of bad situation.. like yours..!!
LOL x100 hahahha sorry but cannot stop laughing that’s the funniest accident I’ve heard! But I really should stop laughing, cause I’m kinda like the person that would do something like you did. Every time I drive out, I sked I get into dumb accident like yours. I shall now only wear short skirt while driving, you know, just in case wtf
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA damn hilarious!
*thank god I’m a girl and thank god my skirt is quite short today WTF* funny quote! be extra careful suet. and lucky those guys let u go.
OMG, tis’ funny! Din know tat u can b tis blur with tat cute n smart looking face
Serious, u didnt hear any sensors beee…like craze meh?Oh no,it is dangerous to meet you on public road.U re dangerous..u make us sweat…..ur car need pre-safe system.
i accidentally bumped into the car in front of me as well at a traffic light once cause i was messing with the radio. the guy in front let me off as well.
it always helps being a girl
Omg.. it’s hilarious!! lucky you’re not hurt tho.. heh.
why you tell accident stories also so funny wan wtf.
be careful ok <3 and repair that car!
glad you’re ok though!
thanks god luckily you showed them you big wet eyes. hahha
although the whole story sounds scary and could be quite dangerous… i cannot help it but to LOL at ur story!!! wahhhh u really super lucky la. i was thinking that u’re in BIGGGG trouble that time. it’s a good thing u’re super pretty la.. =D it helps!
That’s the way to shake it Suet. Good for you. Don’t ever say men drooling over short skirts and tight tops doesn’t do anyone any good.
HAHHAHAHAH I gotta like how you added the skirt part! I experienced that before a few years ago, just like you, I dropped my watch and I tried to reach for it and bang!
In the end, I got lucky also la somehow after my parents came to ‘kheng so’ with that guy. Heehee. Be careful next time!
LOL this is totally funny, you can’t multitask i can tell haha
wakakakkakakakakkakakaka..so funny..i noe i shuldnt be laughing but the way u described ur accident is damn funny! be more careful the next time!
lols!
glad you’re ok! im not going to laugh at you and say that was stupid, cos we all have dumb blond days! i nearly killed myself the first time i drove by myself too lol.
dont know why it always souds so loud when cars collide. last time my mum’s car got hit (i was in front seat) and it sounded real loud, impact was pretty big too but when we went down to check there wasnt even a scratch on the car =_=”
I’m not laughing im not laughing im not laughing.
such nice people tho :OOOOOOO
lucky you ;]
the last time i was in an accident it was with an
angry fat bitch lady =.=
It’s the funniest car accident I’ve ever read. LOL
HAhahaha! this is why I drive a manual. At least if you mess up the car rolls abit and dies.
lucky you!! such a funny story hahaha
WTF i also got a dent on my car that i refuse to fix cuz i bumped into a wall FML and i want to question my existence too
omg!!!! this is so epic. ahahaha. its kinda contradicting when I read this line and found out you still reversed into another car.. hilarious!!! But i think i shouldnt laugh too much. who knows if the same thing happens to me? (better wear short skirt when tat happens…)
(at this point my friends went “AND YOU REVERSED INTO ANOTHER CAR?!” hold your horses my dears, because I’m not thatttt stupid ok.)
Are you emotionally ok? (ATTENTION ALL!! PUT AWAY ALL THE GUNS WITHIN SUET’S REACH.)
it’s the second funniest accident i’ve ever heard of. The funniest is when my mum hit our house’s automatic gate.
hi suetli i’m the guy who shouted ‘i love your blog’ during the workshop just now.
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*swt* you’re really lucky both the guys were so nice! Be more careful next time
aud, don’t hate on the stupid wtf
maddy, hahah i will thanks!
hk, thanks! yeah wei im so thankful!
yumii, yeah now ive learnt my lesson! wow the lady is quite nice and honest then!!
shaolin, tragic T_T
rara, haha yeah we
azleena, haha ya thank god we’re girls then! the uncle so nice!
twinkle, yeah maybe i was a monk before this life hahah
cherly, hahyaha! u should! haha
suraya, thanks i willll
foong, srsly sometimes i doubt my supposed intelligence wtf haha
patrick, panic edi how to hear sensor all! doesnt help my music was quite loud wtf. stupid me!
nurisya, so many kind men! ahhah
yuhhui, yah wei lucky! self esteem hurt tho wtf
kehrol, no need repair la i havent done anything yet wtf
jac, thanks me too phew
saddient, hahah! yeahhh
amanda, haha im so thankful la!
n, hahah never said tht!
cl, im shameless like that haha. i have to remember not to pick anything up anymore!
anxiety, i usually can T____T
yee, haha thanks! i will..try
sibz, yeah! dunno why
angie, shaddap la hahahah
chocalita, yeah i was lucky! ouch that sucks
jfook, haha im glad! wtf
yeehou, but manual so tiring laa
valerie, i was relaly lucky yeah!
cheesie, hahahha same sad story of our lives ;_;
joshua, hahah i wasnt tht stupid to reverse right away i guess wtf. wuwuwuw
lee, ahhaha!
rudy, heyyyyyy i love you!! i hope you liked the workshop!
lilxcute, yeah i was! thanks i will
suet u r one lucky girl! and u managed to make your car accident sounds so funny.
What the…. hahahaahahahahahhaahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah!!! nah… 1 word 4 u… if it is even a word…
Word of advice:
If reaching for anything in car, pls remember to shift to N and pull the parking brake b4hand.
Funny car accident and lucky girl~~
hahahahaha so funny! glad that you are alright:)
i got my license 3 years ago but my parents and bf don’t allow me to drive alone yet cause they know i would end up calling them telling stories like that too hahahahahah!
WTH I dunno how you manage to be so freaking funny every time. This is why I like reading your blog!
LOL!
OMG U ARE SO FUNNY!
Haha love being a girl!
wtf, dat day i bang an indieman’s wira n he’s trying to cheat me rm400! moreover he’s trying to threaten me together wit his father. den came a malay man claimed to b serviceman which tryin to cheat me rm500 for repairin. wtf. I kena scam! f-their life!!!!!