December 19th, 2010
Double trouble
Hi,
Two tragedies happened this week.
Tragedy #1
I was stressing out because I had so much work, so naturally I needed some online retail therapy. I went on Asos, spent $80 on a bikini, a dress and some lingeries T__T (actually this is one tragedy, but since I haven’t shopped in months I think this is well-deserved). So as I was looking at the clothes, I saw this:
And I thought to myself, “hmm my hair is almost her length…and I’m sick of the same hairstyle….and since we have almost the same hair and she looks so good in this hair I THINK I SHOULD CUT MY BANGS TOO!”
In the midst of all that pre-exam anxiety and going home excitement, I appeared to have completely disregarded the fact that 1. she’s Caucasian, 2. she has a long face, 3. she’s obviously ten times prettier wtf and 4. this hair is probably after lots of styling
But forgive me, for I was stupid.
So, I went all cutter happy and cut my bangs short and straight across…..
And after I cut it, all the previous memories of my disastrous experiences with short fringe came flooding back to me T_____T
I’ve never looked good in short bangs before, why would it be different now when I still look the same wtf. And I call myself a college student when this is not exactly rocket science to put two and two together.
Anyway, this is how it looked like RIGHT after I cut it:
WTF
Sorry it’s super blur cause it’s a screenshot from when I was skyping with Alex and he took a snapshot of it and emailed it to me with the the title “Aspirations need to be managed” and attached both the model’s picture and this picture WTF hahahha
So then I thought hmm, maybe I need to curl it to give it more volume first. Guess what?
I burnt my forehead with the curling iron T______T
Hello I’m Harry Potter wtf
So now I have NO choice but to put my bangs down until the burnt mark goes away or until it grows out more, whichever comes first wtf
Yesterday I went to the mall so I put on some makeup and realized eh, actually it looks a lot better if I have makeup on so I don’t look like a kid. But I showed the pictures to my friends and they still think I look like a kid..in fact they think I look like an emo kid with the makeup FML.
Sigh emo kid then emo kid lah. It’s better than “chinese school kid” or “ah lian wannabe” or “kpop start wannabe” so I’ll take emo kid anytime
I think it looks better with earmuffs but I can’t possibly wear them indoors wtf
It looks slightly better with a hat but I can’t wear this in Malaysia when it’s 33 degrees outside!
Random. Just showing you I can’t do this
Worst comes to worst I’ll wear eyemask lah wtf
Or my bunny ears wtf
Is there a way to make your hair grow faster? Eat more eggs? Drink milk? what??
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Tragedy #2
I went to the mall and to my favorite store in the world, forever 21, and realized that I cannot fit into size S anymore. CRISIS!!
WORST DAY OF MY LIFE T_______T I’m gonna lose weight now for sure! What kind of stupid metabolism do I have? I hardly eat these days!!! GAH.
Hahaha why are both my tragedies so shallow. I feel quite stupid now after writing them out and remembering that there are millions of people who couldn’t care less about their hair or weight and have bigger problems in life. It’s okay, I shall compensate for my bimbo-ness with a super intelligent post next about..umm..about the value of education or something serious like that.
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omg! i’m the first to comment!! teehee….so excited!!
cute what
actually i feel you look very mysterious with bangs! try hairbands and go all BLAIR! xoxo Kaypoh Girl wtf
You remind me of 2ne1′s minzy. the hair cut i mean.
I think you look good with the bangs! It’s cute!
whyyy darling whyyy …….
You still look very pretty!
Yes, you still look good! (:
my hair is slightly longer than yours and i’ve been contemplating to get bangs for quite sometime! now that you’ve cut it, i’m so inspired to get it cut right away! you look great!
hahahaha as another fellow shallow being obsessed with weight and hair i suggest going pixie, totally rad! lol i tried that one time i think u have a gd face shape for it, it looked ok on me even though i have mooncake face and that was the fattest period of me life. btw i went through an intensively extensively excruciating bout of weight loss if u need tips i have cartloads wtf losing weight without losing your mind is a fine art it is *insane
not so maturely pretty.. but still very cute n pretty..haiya don worry la..u still look fab………..
just not in that snapshot lol..
I actually think you look really sweet in your new hairstyle, Suet! ;D
You’re already pretty and you now look great with the bangs!
I’m jealous! =p
ay suet!! ur hair is superb what. wish i could have it but my hair is omg-so-thin-flat-and-boring.
selamat menggayakan rambut baru!!
nais lor wtf! faster come back we can be twins!!! my bf thinks i look like a kid too. wahhahahha
still pretty wf bangs (can add cute into ur resume already)! =D
wakakakakakakakakaka
why are you sooooooo cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
actually, it isn’t that bad!!!!!!!!
and i think your hair and you look better than the model anytime!!!!!!
all the best in the exams!!!!
go go jia you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you still look verryyyy prettyyy lah suet
it suits u well 
i think u look good with bangs!
ahyo… it’s not that bad ler! i think u look awesome and SO cute! look like kid also okay.. lol! since u can look younger it’s a good thing. <3
ehh ! still nice whatttt. I still have long way to go till that length
. Aigu.
and with earmuff you look like kpop female singer and with hat you look like a pretty mannequin!
Aiks! I shall wait for my hair to be longer first then cut it like yours
realllyyy random. but did you get this dress from asos? :
http://www.asos.com/Asos/Asos-Frill-Front-Deep-Waistband-Dress/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=1142375&cid=8799&sh=0&pge=0&pgesize=20&sort=3&clr=Black
ps: cute bangs! (; i need good hair days to pull it off. we’re asian. we should be able to pull of cute more than ang mohs
u still look great lah! really!
the bangs are cute! i’ve read somewhere that if you want hair to grow faster, you should wash hair with hot water. not sure why, or if it really works, but that’s why i wash my hair with hot water, then switch the shower to cooler water for the rest of my body! lol.
still pretty as always..^^ oh..does your head ‘scar’ pain like harry potter =P
ermm wish u will be able to fit into s size again.. keke..
and pls give me ‘super intelligent post’ anytime hahah.. i got enlighten by your recent entry on m’sia education system..despite many are condeming how bad are we now.. i have to say that quality education comes from quality teacher and the student themself..
you look very very very cute in bangs! <3
Um actually i think you look prettier with bangs ! haha xD
u look younger la with the new hairstyle.. i like it
Repairo Harriet Potter! *waves the wand*
awww, u still look adorable & cute, k!
i always wanted a short hairdo with bangs but never have the guts to do so. le sigh!
u look super cure okay?!
this may help! hahha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmII3vDnyq0&feature=sub
nice lah your bangs!! =D
Suet, you look nice wad. LOL come on you’re gorgeous and you look good in everything. Like just the way you are xD
u look good with the bunny ears so i guess the solution issss wear a headband
DD
But you look reallyyy good in them! Stop being delusional, wtf.
It is a privilege to look younger than your age. Embrace it and be happy with it! Btw, I realized you look like a korean girl with your hair like that. You can go around greeting people with, “Annyeonghaseyo” & etc. LOL!
The pic of you in red is a little *ahem* not your best look, but in the other pics, you still look good. No worries!
AAAAAAAA you and the bunny ears damn cute can!!!!
I think you look super cute with the bangs! ^.^
Hello Suet Li,
You don’t look that bad in the hairstyle. Be confident, and you could carry virtually anything. Even a smudged makeup and frumpy clothes.
Cute le.. Loving em
like the pic with “the burnt my forehead with the curling iron” i think u would look good if u tie up ur hair like that
Don’t worry la. You wear cap ayam t shirt also pretty. You cut your hair senget also pretty.
Cannot fit size S huh?? Deng deng denggg…. need to lose weight la… **actuallyyy a reminder to myself, mine is 54.6kg. F***CKKK!!!!!!** How to get back to at least 50kg???
Haiyaaaaaaaaaaaa…
o.o is alex your new boyf?
u look so cute!! (i hope u see this as a compliment. >.<) i can never pull off bangs like that. i had a cut like this a few months ago and it was a disaster… +___+
but u look cantik molek!
Hye cutie….wish you all the best in 2011!