Two tragedies happened this week.
I was stressing out because I had so much work, so naturally I needed some online retail therapy. I went on Asos, spent $80 on a bikini, a dress and some lingeries T__T (actually this is one tragedy, but since I haven’t shopped in months I think this is well-deserved). So as I was looking at the clothes, I saw this:
And I thought to myself, “hmm my hair is almost her length…and I’m sick of the same hairstyle….and since we have almost the same hair and she looks so good in this hair I THINK I SHOULD CUT MY BANGS TOO!”
In the midst of all that pre-exam anxiety and going home excitement, I appeared to have completely disregarded the fact that 1. she’s Caucasian, 2. she has a long face, 3. she’s obviously ten times prettier wtf and 4. this hair is probably after lots of styling
But forgive me, for I was stupid.
So, I went all cutter happy and cut my bangs short and straight across…..
And after I cut it, all the previous memories of my disastrous experiences with short fringe came flooding back to me T_____T
I’ve never looked good in short bangs before, why would it be different now when I still look the same wtf. And I call myself a college student when this is not exactly rocket science to put two and two together.
Anyway, this is how it looked like RIGHT after I cut it:
Sorry it’s super blur cause it’s a screenshot from when I was skyping with Alex and he took a snapshot of it and emailed it to me with the the title “Aspirations need to be managed” and attached both the model’s picture and this picture WTF hahahha
So then I thought hmm, maybe I need to curl it to give it more volume first. Guess what?
I burnt my forehead with the curling iron T______T
Hello I’m Harry Potter wtf
So now I have NO choice but to put my bangs down until the burnt mark goes away or until it grows out more, whichever comes first wtf
Yesterday I went to the mall so I put on some makeup and realized eh, actually it looks a lot better if I have makeup on so I don’t look like a kid. But I showed the pictures to my friends and they still think I look like a kid..in fact they think I look like an emo kid with the makeup FML.
Sigh emo kid then emo kid lah. It’s better than “chinese school kid” or “ah lian wannabe” or “kpop start wannabe” so I’ll take emo kid anytime
I think it looks better with earmuffs but I can’t possibly wear them indoors wtf
It looks slightly better with a hat but I can’t wear this in Malaysia when it’s 33 degrees outside!
Random. Just showing you I can’t do this
Worst comes to worst I’ll wear eyemask lah wtf
Or my bunny ears wtf
Is there a way to make your hair grow faster? Eat more eggs? Drink milk? what??
I went to the mall and to my favorite store in the world, forever 21, and realized that I cannot fit into size S anymore. CRISIS!!
WORST DAY OF MY LIFE T_______T I’m gonna lose weight now for sure! What kind of stupid metabolism do I have? I hardly eat these days!!! GAH.
Hahaha why are both my tragedies so shallow. I feel quite stupid now after writing them out and remembering that there are millions of people who couldn’t care less about their hair or weight and have bigger problems in life. It’s okay, I shall compensate for my bimbo-ness with a super intelligent post next about..umm..about the value of education or something serious like that.