The other day for April Fools’ Day, I thought I’d trick my kids a little but this trick became quite a lesson-worthy moment! I told my kids two lies today. Firstly, I have THREE massive pimples on my face (like seriously will eat your face up that kind) and to save myself the embarrassment, I [...]

I had the mother of all scary nightmares yesterday, and I know I tend to exaggerate a lot but this is really super scary. When I retold the dream to shanshan, she had goosebumps all over and seriously thought it was very scary, therefore the scariness of my scary dream is validated wtf So it [...]

and why you so like that? you say you don’t like pretty girls I oso donno why but when you see a pretty girl your voice go damn high!! HAIK why you so like that? hah? and why you so like that?

Today is Doomsday, for I have finally conceded to my fate and accepted the fact that I’m down with a terrible case of Senioritis. Senioritis is a term used to describe seniors in their last year of high school/college who grow complacent and couldn’t care less about schoolwork anymore. C’est moi. I just came back [...]

I’m going to London for fall break! (leaving day after tomorrow actually!) Yeap that’s right! Because my schedule is so relaxed this semester, I thought why not take an entire week off although my break is technically only two-day long wtf. It sounds rebellious and all, but in actual fact I’m only skipping a 1-hour [...]

Today is a sad day for a trash collector. I was out doing my trash as usual, wait before I tell the story let me show you my cool trash collecting outfit hahaha ok lah not cool also it’s damn loserish with the neon gloves, don’t know why I want to show you guys also [...]

Hello, today I got into my first car accident FML My first accident involving cars and not the usual stationary objects eg pillars and potted plants wtf I just told this story to 3 other people, and everytime I retell it I feel stupider and stupider cause it’s the stupidest accident story I’ve ever heard [...]

I was stalking random people on Facebook last week when I saw this video by Castrol Malaysia: It’s about two DJs (DJ Fara and DJ Jane) from Hot FM and One FM who were supposed to interview famous football players because of the football season. They were jealous of each other so they decided to [...]

#59. 2 May ’09 I cannot believe it’s May already. The sakura flowers are all wilting cause the weather has been wonky lately sigh #60. 3 May ’09 Room choosing night in my new dorm #61. 4 May ’09 May and I’m still wearing tights. What is this injustice I see? It’s goddamn May and [...]

It’s the time of the year again T___T Stress like shit la how how how!!! I have 2 papers due next week (both are like 4 pages each so no problemo), one due week after that but it’s a 15 page paper leh!!!!!!!! HOW?!!?!?, and FOUR final exams!!! Going to die die die die Following [...]