We all remember our lurve affairs, no matter how illicit or how innocent, how intense or how bland, how pleasant or how painful. Today I shall recount mine because I saw these two kickass videos:

This one is by Hamlet’s Hero! It’s actually a theme that I will use to if I have to come up with a video like this heh. But mine won’t be so artistic and dark lah, it’ll just be stupid and lame.

(spoilers for video, watch first!)
Instead of smashing watermelons and car windows, I will throw rice at Barry and make him knock his head on the wall out of rage and fury. This way, not only do I get to see his face being splattered with rice, I get to bully him without lifting my finger too nyehehe *ugly sadistic side of me emerging wtf

And why are they fighting over a snack?? It can’t be thattt yummy can it? (Actually I’ve eaten it and it is quite yummy hoho). But what can I say, couples fight over small things all the time. Reminds me of the days when I get mad at Barry when he took my burger away cause I told him to not let me eat cause I was on a diet =___=

This one is by AkiraCEO (as if he needs any introduction, so famous already!) and it is seriously seriously worth watching! I’ll tell you why later, you click and let it load first.

Okay watch already or not?? Need tissue or not?? Isn’t it so sad and touching T____________________T I got so emo watching it until have to pause halfway and distract myself by eating some snacks so I won’t cry wtf

Akira, tell me why are you so creative and talented??? WHY WHY? *shakes Akira hard
How come you can draw so well? Did your parents send you to art school when you were little? How come I went to art class when I was young but I can’t even draw shit now! (figuratively and literally. I can never draw a realistic shit lor without having it look like the shit in cartoon/comics). What are your tips? What do you eat? What time do you sleep? wtf

Anyway let’s discuss the video in great detail because it was so awesome like that. If you were to busy to watch it (shame on you, you should cause he took so much effort!), here’s a pictorial sypnosis.

It’s a story of a lonely cat named Miao

And one fine day, he found two hamsters at his doorstep

They became soulmates and spent many happy days..

And happy nights together

Until one day…….

(you have to watch the video to see the part right before this, super touching and sad like TVB drama T_____T)

one of the hamsters died.

And the other one left him too. SO SAD

But he was left with many fond memories of their happy times together

Ah, like I said, this reminds me of my happy times and lurve affairs with my pets too. Want to hear the history of my pets? Although it’s quite depressing..

I had a goldfish when I was 8, my brother was overjoyed and fed him the entire bottle of fish food one day. So he died. I took this opportunity to be educated on the insides of a fish, took a knife and split my fish’s stomach open. I then found out that fish don’t digest their food wtf. Bye bye fishy

I ‘had’ a kitteh when I was 9. A kitten walked into my house and I tied a bell around her neck and fed her char siew. Next day, my grandfather took the kitten on his motorcycle and drove her a few miles away. Bye bye kitteh

Out of the guilt of getting rid of my kitteh, my grandfather got me some hamsters. A few days later, my hamster gave birth and ate ALL her babies. Blood and headless baby hamsters were everywhere and the nine year old me couldn’t sleep for days. Hamsters were given to neighbour, bye bye hamhams

Finally, when I was 13, I got a virtual pet on this..virtual pet game thingy wtf. I remember spending many happy days with my puppy, dressing him up, playing beachball with him..until one day my computer was invaded with virus and I had to uninstall that game. Bye bye Zachary (I named the puppy after my imaginary boyfriend wtf)

That’s my history with pets which as you can tell, is not a very happy one so I can totally feel Miao’s feelings T___T

Don’t worry Miao, you still have me. We can spend countless days teaching me how to draw and be as awesome as you wtf